20 of the Best Lyrics From Action Bronson’s ‘Blue Chips 7000′ Album

"This dick'll make an R&B chick write a song/About the rain when it falls and the pain that it causes/And how she always wakin' up alone?/And now Bronson gotta call Tyrone/Fuck that, I'm tryna blow smoke towards the moon/Till my mind start racing like zoom/I'm hotter than when Bow Wow dropped in the summer/Girls scream and I hop into the Hummer"

"I shot dope before I wrote this/Sniffed coke and did aerobics by the ocean/This is Blue Chips 7 not Usher/Big muskets get squeezed like mustard/And motherfuckers flee off in the Nissan/They say that life is like a see-saw/I roll solo, why I got these extra seats for?"

"Asian shooter with the blonde hair/Street Fighter character/Fuck around and suplex ’em through the salad bar/My life is greenlit, no script/And we all know that money be the motive of this whole shit/Bitch, I'm focused like none other than number one Don Dada/Drop-top, jokes on the youngster, now look at him/Looking slim in the red ’89 Testarossa with the wing"

"Your shit lack quality/I'm sittin' right behind my chick makin' pottery/My first joint was like an odyssey/The second joint straight raw like the shaman's feet/Climbed the stairs to the sun/Sacrificed myself for protection of my only son"

This is one night only, Dragon vs. Phoenix/I think I'll fuck around and throw Aladdin on the remix/You can never score a point against my defense/For many years, my mind been going off the deep end/Uh, like Tom Hanks with the soccer ball/You get turned into a taco/Uh, they thought Body was Bruce Willis in Morocco" - Action Bronson

"Suicidal doors, bipolar necklaces/Army suit matchin' this coupe 'cause we perfectionists/Three's basic, forty-five colors on the Coogi/You see me but you never knew me, somethin' like a failed father/Up in Saks bustin' down racks, we out in Bal Harbour" - Mayhem Lauren

I might hang off the side of the mountain to trim a bonsai/Perfect 10 on the swan dive, uh/I could never do no wrong in my mom's eyes/Damn, time flies, and it don't wait for no one/Crash the Benz, buy a new one/And get my baby one too ’cause she a true one/I'll get the red, you get the blue one"

"Your pockets' slim pickings/Lay ’em out like grilled chicken/It's been an hour but that blunt still hittin' like a champion/Eatin' scampi with Batali, 50 feet from the Pantheon/And that's my life, 60k for the glass pipe/I'll break it on your head if you don't act right/There'll be bagpipes playin' like a cop died/While I wiggle 850s wearing fox hide" - Action Bronson

"Standin' in front of McDonald's, throwin' bottles
Ninety degrees, Timbs on/Ma, your kid's gone/A lot of graves to be pissed on/Land of the free I think wrong/You know I got the drug so potent Johnny took a hit/He died, came back, said, 'That's that shit'/Two-twenty in Toyota Supras/The shit sound like I'm shootin' off bazookas "

"Seasons change weekly, life in the big leagues/I can tell it's summer by the fig trees/Wiggle German Jeeps with kiss on 'em/Drop her top, she got a nice set of tits on her/Hardcore, got me feelin' like a fish outta water/Cruising U.S.A., I use six quarters"

"Fuck a critic/I'll have my little Spanish homie hit you with the Civic/Send the motherfucker spinnin'/I ain't like my chain so I threw it on a midget/I don't like the terms of the deal, do better on the digits/My Colombian princess'll come and hit you with the scissors/In the neck 'til it look like Twizzlers"

"Jump in the pool with the tool on me, shredded 240/Who gon' stop me? You and whose army?/Bronson come with the ninja grip/Wheelin' red ninjas down the strip, Phillies to my lip/High as Dark Knight, fuck it, let the card swipe/I'll take that yellow Lamborghini on the far right" - Action Bronson

"Just tragedy and hardship/Another loser on the corner doing card tricks/I'm on the plane to Russia with a hard dick/And a tank top from Target/Why this blunt taste like Starburst?/And why your girl cheating on you with a player from the San Diego Chargers?/Motherfucker, somehow we got Jeeps in jail/Tell the judge, 'It's all good, go ’head and keep that bail'" - Action Bronson

"We all shine, nobody victims/Armani sweatsuit pimping/Black Pippens, I swag different/That's why the money in the bag different/Come up short, you'll have your motherfuckin' fam missing/I lay on beaches and swerve in whips/You ain't servin' shit, you just an urban myth"

"November rain came the same day/My daughter taught me how to do the Nae Nae to Calle 13/Only compare me to Kevin Spacey/Or Rubén Blades, the blunt fat like two Kamalas/Do a world tour and scoop some dollars/Come home and hit the pool hall, I'm fishbowlin' new Impalas" - Action Bronson

"All my niggas down, we lookin' like Fu-Schnickens/Got a few tickets for bitches who truly digged us/College dormitories, fill 'em with smooth lyrics/Air Max 95s, grey sweats, true menace/Known as a Jonas, complex on the phoner/Simple individual, confident in the Lotus" - Rick Ross

The full moon make me loco/Like I sniffed a whole baseline of coco/Man, I took the speedboat for a joy ride/At one point I was flyin' baby, no lie/What'd I do to have a life like this?/Ass so fat on my wife like, shit!/And your boy got a stomach like Buddha/Chandelier hanging from the ceilin' of the cougar"

"If I choose the right horse/I'ma buy a white Porsche/Never take the night off/Sayin' that my mind's off/Ever since I came out (Uh)/I been handin' pain out/Fold a wire hanger through your nose, take your brain out, hey now/On the stage, I'm like great balls of fire/One more year, I'll be on Lake George, retired" - Action Bronson

"I'm sick like feedin' squirrels the summer in a bubble jacket/If this was ’96, I def' had The Tunnel packed in/Big beard like I'm lumberjackin'/Mash the pedal of the 850, sound like the thunder crackin'/I'm in a club with a condom on/All Under Armour on" - Action Bronson

"Fuck, That's Delicious on box set/Me and my mans smokin' on big drugs and feasting on the ox leg/Stand in the store with twenty Ahmed's/Bazookas on shoulders, hundred pounds of C4 in a stroller/Z4s roll up, shit's cold, I think I need a ricola/I just dropped a million kroner, I'm a stoner" - Action Bronson