A new website called "Please Help Me Ja Rule" has made it a mission to pair Ja Rule ballads with exactly how you're feeling at the time and your level of thugness. The user gets to pick "how thug" they are feeling and "how emotional" they are feeling from a drop down menu that includes choices like "very prestigiously," "more thug than 50 Cent at the Candy Shop," and "I don't get emotional, bro." The site then uses a complicated algorithm to give you the perfect Ja Rule song to get through whatever you're going through at the time.