Would You Eat Kanye For Dinner?
So this is a thing: A company called BiteLabs says that it plans to make artisanal salami from the tissue of celebrities… Yes.
There’s a website with all the details, including tasty celebrity suggestions like Kanye West, as well as an #EatCelebrityMeat campaign meant to convince celebrities to donate tissue samples. “We mix celebrity and animal meats, grown in house through a proprietary culturing process, into curated salami blends,” explains the site. “In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age and spice our product into fine charcuterie.” Some additional comments on the site about the wastefulness of the farming industry lead us to believe that this is probably a mean joke by a group of snarky vegetarians, but BiteLabs, don’t promise what you can’t deliver.