Bust A Cap: DJ Khaled Is Literally Suffering From Success

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Can you come up with a funny quote? Place your caption in the “Comments” section below. The best caption will be announced today at 4 p.m. Happy captioning!

Winner: Looking at Nicki’s booty got my blood pressure up! By Brix Bang

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/NiggaDubs/featured Tyler The Creator

    me and rick ross should not have slapped boxed or the last biscuit

  • bobshreder

    success got me aids

  • WelcomeToForeva

    *Eminem drops Rap God*

  • Connor Roel Morales

    Shouldnta stole Rick Ross’s McFlurry..

  • Mah Name

    Suffered From so Much success ….. That I weigh more pounds than albums sold

  • GandalffTheBlack

    “i thought it was obvious that i needed a fuckin asprin on my covers.. now look”

  • GandalffTheBlack

    title : DJ khaled suffering from success or type A diabetes?

  • Nicholas Z

    only selling 40,000 records had him dying of failure

  • GandalffTheBlack

    got into a pillow fight with drake

  • GandalffTheBlack

    nickis implant exploded in my face

  • Nicholas Z

    only selling 40,000 albums had him dying of failure

  • Mel

    Gotta donate a pint of grease since I’m suffering from SUCKcess

  • Brix Bang

    Looking at Nicki’s booty got my blood pressure up!

  • Kam Terrez

    Lost to Rick Ross in a binge eating contest…he be on one

  • Nolan Purp

    all tht gold flowing threw his veins finally clogged his arteries..plus his success let him access the dolar menue 24/7 365 all tht jank adds up fammo ..damn mcdonalds..get better soon khaled

  • kristen112

    Suffering from success: The lack thereof.

  • 2012Industry1

    “Go head…put the gravy directly in the IV!”

  • Andre Williams

    “Im suffering but Im not successful…”

  • Padre-D ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

    Anyone that still uses a Blackberry should seek some medical attention.

  • sheezy

    damn….shouldn’t have had that third big mac

  • Aaron Trosclair

    WE DEPRESSED!

  • DP3

    DJ FATTTTTTTY

  • Collin

    WE DA PRESSED!!!!

  • Legolas The Fucked up Ent

    I told Khaled not to fuck with them dirty bitches..

  • bostongeorge

    I Ate all the profits now im ….”suffering from suc- cesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • green

    damn… I wonder what lil wayne doin

  • ahilton66

    i used to be the wolfman and ya aint even know it

  • Manny Munoz

    “Fuck man, I need to lose some weight, going up those stairs was a bitch”

  • Orrin Ledgister Jr

    ODing on success… now I’m really suffering from success…

  • Liam Dowling

    DJ Khaled overdosed on too many hits on BIllboard’s Hot 100