Kanye Vs. Future: Marriage Showdown
Wedding bells are in the air!
Over the last week, two of hip-hop’s biggest power couples announced that they were getting married. Kanye West and his girlfriend Kim Kardashian along with Atlanta rapper/singer Future and R&B singer Ciara are both planning to tie the knot in the near future.
While XXL has not received our invitations to either wedding in the mail quite yet, we can’t help but wonder what these two sure-to-be extravagant weddings will be like. XXL is weighing in today on what you can expect to find on Kim and Kanye’s and Future and Ciara’s big day.
Tale Of The Tape
Kanye/Kim: Kanye proposed to Kim on her 33rd birthday in front of family and friends at AT&T Park in San Francisco.
Future/Ciara: Future proposed to Ciara while celebrating her 28th birthday in New York City.
Kanye/Kim: 15-carat diamond
Future/Ciara: 15-carat diamond
Kanye: Amber Rose, Selita Ebanks, Chanel Iman
Future: Nope but to be fair, he’s only been famous for like 5 minutes.
Kim: Ray J, Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, Kris Humphries
Ciara: 50 Cent, Bow Wow, Lloyd, Trey Songz, Amar’e Stoudemire, Cam Newton, Ludacris
The Wedding Party
Kanye’s Best Man: Big Boy (?)
Future’s Best Man: Autotune
Kim’s Maid-Of-Honor: Her Sisters
Ciara’s Maid-Of-Honor: Missy Elliott
Kim/Kanye: The Sistine Chapel
Future/Ciara: A Local Church In Atlanta
Kanye/Kim: Jesus Christ Resurrected
Future/Ciara: The Local Priest
Kanye/Kim: The Kardashians, Jay Z, Beyonce, Pusha T, John Legend, Common, Big Sean, Anna Wintour, The Entirety Of The Fashion Industry, Not Jimmy Kimmel And DEFINITELY NOT YOU!
Future/Ciara: Tony Montana, Ace Hood, YC, Rick Ross, Rocko, Jazze Pha, Lil Jon
Kanye/Kim: “White Dress” By Kanye West
Future/Ciara: “You Deserve It” by Future
Kanye/Kim: Seared Ocelot Liver In A White Truffle Sauce And A Side Of Ambrosia, The Nectar Of The Gods
Future/Ciara: Chicken & Fish
Most Likely To Cause A Scene At The Wedding
Kanye/Kim: Kanye West
Future/Ciara: Bow Wow
Best Wedding Gift
Kanye/Kim: Ray J’s head on a spike
Future/Ciara: A New Bugatti!