Kanye Vs. Future: Marriage Showdown

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Wedding bells are in the air!

Over the last week, two of hip-hop’s biggest power couples announced that they were getting married. Kanye West and his girlfriend Kim Kardashian along with Atlanta rapper/singer Future and R&B singer Ciara are both planning to tie the knot in the near future.

While XXL has not received our invitations to either wedding in the mail quite yet, we can’t help but wonder what these two sure-to-be extravagant weddings will be like. XXL is weighing in today on what you can expect to find on Kim and Kanye’s and Future and Ciara’s big day.

Tale Of The Tape

The Proposal

Kanye/Kim: Kanye proposed to Kim on her 33rd birthday in front of family and friends at AT&T Park in San Francisco.

Future/Ciara: Future proposed to Ciara while celebrating her 28th birthday in New York City.

The Ring 

Kanye/Kim: 15-carat diamond

Future/Ciara: 15-carat diamond

Famous Exes

Kanye: Amber Rose, Selita Ebanks, Chanel Iman

Future: Nope but to be fair, he’s only been famous for like 5 minutes.

Kim: Ray J, Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, Kris Humphries

Ciara: 50 Cent, Bow Wow, Lloyd, Trey Songz, Amar’e Stoudemire, Cam Newton, Ludacris

The Wedding Party

Kanye’s Best Man: Big Boy (?)

Future’s Best Man: Autotune

Kim’s Maid-Of-Honor: Her Sisters

Ciara’s Maid-Of-Honor: Missy Elliott

Venue

Kim/Kanye: The Sistine Chapel

Future/Ciara: A Local Church In Atlanta

Officiant

Kanye/Kim: Jesus Christ Resurrected

Future/Ciara: The Local Priest

Guest List

Kanye/Kim: The Kardashians, Jay Z, Beyonce, Pusha T, John Legend, Common, Big Sean, Anna Wintour, The Entirety Of The Fashion Industry, Not Jimmy Kimmel And DEFINITELY NOT YOU!

Future/Ciara: Tony Montana, Ace Hood, YC, Rick Ross, Rocko, Jazze Pha, Lil Jon

Wedding Song

Kanye/Kim: “White Dress” By Kanye West

Future/Ciara: “You Deserve It” by Future

Food Served

Kanye/Kim: Seared Ocelot Liver In A White Truffle Sauce And A Side Of Ambrosia, The Nectar Of The Gods

Future/Ciara: Chicken & Fish

Most Likely To Cause A Scene At The Wedding

Kanye/Kim: Kanye West

Future/Ciara: Bow Wow

Best Wedding Gift

Kanye/Kim: Ray J’s head on a spike

Future/Ciara: A New Bugatti!