31 Wittiest Lines From Lil Wayne

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    They say leaving your 20s and turning 30 is a wake-up call that you're getting old. For Lil Wayne, age isn’t anything but number. Today, the Best Rapper Alive turns 31—which considering all of his accomplishments—it’s a joyous occasion that calls for a celebration. <em>XXL</em> has been down with Wayne since his early days in the Hot Boys and decided to put together a little birthday present for him. Sifting through hundreds of his tracks, we gathered 31 of Weezy’s wittiest lines, from his deepest cuts to well-known bangers. Still stayin’ sharp. <em>—Complied By Eric Diep & C. Vernon Coleman</em>
  • LilWayne
    "Adam's apple meet banana clip/You know my script, I just get my chips and then I dip, and then I dip"
  • Lil-Wayne-Awkward
    <h2>"Cali Dro"</h2>
    "I can get it cross the boarder, I got a Ryda name Winona/And I be calmer than a soma, inside of the phantom/And it's lookin' like a sauna, and I still stay high/ And I still got my diplomaAnd I still keep the maggie on me like a Homer"
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    <h2>"BM J.R."</h2>
    "And when we hungry you look like pie/Sweet potato-ass nigga you lemon merengue, apple custard/Cherry jelly, don't make me get the biscuit busta"
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    <h2>"A Milli"</h2>
    "Who that one that do that boy, you knew that, true that, swallow / And I be the shit, now you got loose bowels /I don't O U like two vowels /But I would like for you to pay me by the hour"
  • lil_wayne_5
    <h2>"Forever"</h2>
    "And I will never stop like I'm running from the cops / Hop up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top / Life is such a fucking roller coaster then it drops /But what should I scream for? This is my theme park"
  • lil_wayne_1
    <h2> "Hollywood Divorce" </h2>
    "That's why I try not to lie on wax like this candle grease / And I be's the little nigga / Cooler than anti-freeze defrost on your window pane - Lil Wayne / But in Hollywood it's Litt-le Wayne / It don't make me none / So that's why I got a pre-nup / I do"
  • lil_wayne_10
    <h2>"Maybach Music II"</h2>
    "All-black Maybach I'm sitting in the asshole/Classy as a mother still gutta like a bad bowl/Benjamin Franklin on Ex how the cash roll/That's right the mills do like damp clothes"
  • Lil_Wayne-Tweets
    <h2>"Run This Town"</h2>
    "C-A-R-T-E-RPut the beat in ER / I'm colder than "b-r" / Add another 3 "r"’s / Watch me like D-V-D, V-C-R / Pump to your chest -- I ain't talking CPR"
  • lil_wayne_1
    "I'ma beast, I'mma dog, I should rap with a muzzle / Peyton Manning flow, I just go no huddle /Baby girl gettin' straight dick, no cuddle / You know I'm out this world, I just bought a space shuttle"
  • LilWayne2
    <h2>"Swag Surfin"</h2>
    "I pass the purpDon’t fuck with me ‘cause right now I’m higher than Captain Kirk / I swear I be the sickest nigga, You can ask the nurseAnd if you throw it in the bag, I bet I’ll snatch her purse."
  • Lil Wayne_Malcolm Smith
    <h2>"Money On My Mind"</h2>
    "I got my hand on the game, yeah I make a grip / Hundred grand in my fist, same on my wrist / Get key money from a quarter, blame it on my wrist /I whip coke like hoes, nigga I'm a pimp"
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    <h2>"Cannon"</h2>
    "One hand on my money, one hand on my buddy /That's the AK-47, make his neighborhood love me / Bullets like birds, you can hear them bitches humming /Don't make that bird shit, he got a weak stomachNiggas know I'm sick, I don't spit, I vomit, got it?"
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    <h2>C.O.L.O.U.R.S</h2>
    "I got paper like loose leafCome over here and maybe you can get a few sheets / My body's unique like the Sistene chapel / Fresh, six green apples"
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    <h2>"All My Life"</h2>
    "Yeah, times is hard as it is/ That's why I got guns and my guns got kids /That's why I be going so tough on them hoes / I play my own hand, I don't shuffle or fold"
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    <h2>“Guess Who’s Back”</h2>
    "Mama like ewww, how high is he./Real high mommy, high as can be/But little papi still got skrill like Bill Cosby/I am a legend a hero/Y’all just my sons like Theo."
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    <h2>"President Carter"</h2>
    "Uh, I'm a monster, exorcisms /Tote tools like mechanics, mechanisms /Uh, detrimental on any instrumental /I say you rappers sweet I pay the incidentalsI'm beneficial, I've been official / I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu"
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    <h2>"3 Peat"</h2>
    "Get on my level? you can't get on my level /You would need a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever."
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    <h2>"Best Rapper Alive"</h2>
    "The young heart attack, I spit that cardiac /You can't see me baby boy you got dat cataracts"
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    <h2>“Holla At Them Boyz”</h2>
    “Get out of bounds and I won’t blow the whistle/I’ll blow pistol, you hear me. Quit all the foul play out or I’ll spray out. Yall rookies need to be like me. I’m fundamental like Timmy but I can get flagrant like Kenyon/I care not to hear any opinions bout my image/Cause I’m the same player from the finals to a scrimmage.”
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    <h2>“Addictive”</h2>
    “We pass in them Vs and top is raising/My jersey is hot, my tennis shoes steaming my socks is blazing/The rocks in my watch is crazy, look goofy/Iceberg sweater kids yelling, ‘Look Goofy!’”
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    <h2>“Renegades”</h2>
    “Don’t even know where to begin that story about your whoodie/I’m younger than Kobe, vet like Rob Horry/I made it, pop bubbly your buddy is getting chubbier than N.O.R.E.”
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    <h2>"Every Girl"</h2>
    "Baby, I'm a groupie, my sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbestI promise I should be hooked on phonics, yeah"
  • weezyblog
    <h2>"Sky's The Limit"</h2>
    You looking for divine and a little intervention /And them birds don't fly without my permission/ I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes/ Or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons / See my world is different / Like Dwayne Wayne"
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    <h2>“Best Of Me”</h2>
    “However you want it, I’ll metal you homie/Hotter than kettles over the stove in the morning and I’m over the stove with a O of coke and some Arm & Hammer.”
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    <h2>“Down 4 My NIggaz”</h2>
    "Catch me in the drop top, me and Super Blanca/22s jumping in the street we playing hopscotch/Any fools jumping in the street we saying blocka/Coke move lovely and cheap we saying holla/Man, we saying powder, heroin, grass, X, pistols, bullets, verses, sex/Weezy versus whoever’s your best/ Fuck a hot 16 I’ll Mack 11 your chest.”
  • wayne_1
    <h2>"Beat Without Bass"</h2>
    "Hey, I take three l's to the head: Love, Live, Life, and I'm dead /Young Money, Dipset, that's what this is"
  • wayne_2
    <h2>Steady Mobbin</h2>
    "Life is a gamble and I'm all about my poker chips /Do you want a dose of this? I will make the most of this"
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    <h2> "Ask Dem Hoes"</h2>
    "I'm lookin in the mirror, and I see a dollar sign / I had a cat scan, and I had money on my mind / I tell a bitch go and get my name on ya spine /So I can feel good, when I'm hittin it from behind"
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    <h2>"Mr. Carter"</h2>
    "Blind eyes could look at me and see the truth / Wonder if Stevie do? But I'mma leave it toGod, not Beaver, neither you / Cause I'mma murder Y, kill O and even U"
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    <h2>“Murder This Shit”</h2>
    “Was too cute to work in a checkout line/So I stayed at home bagging up. But as soon as they got their checks they came to check out mine/And I was working the checkout line, I twerking from chickens to dimes, nigga whaaaan.”
  • Dad

    “Blind eyes could look at me and see theAnnotate truth / Wonder if Stevie do? But I’mma leave it toGod, not Beaver, neither you / Cause I’mma murder Y, kill O and even U”
    ahaha, copy-pasted from rapgenius :D

    • Eric Diep

      lol, oops.

  • Michael Woolfson

    Lollipop remix “safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cuz you don’t want that late text, that I think I’m late text” thats his most clever line ever, shits epic.

  • DB2010

    “Dig em a hole let the property hide em/build a house and throw a party of yo dead body/never said I never failed but never dropped an assignment/gotta finish what you start or the cops will find it/dinner at the park yeah it may sound coo/but me I rather not let em see my food”

    There’s so many layers to those grimy bars…

    FYI: can’t believe nothing from D1 was on here (thinking knuck if you buck freestyle)….it was full of quotables tho and that mixtape was when he came to that lyrical/delivery crossroad and found his craft…but I had to go with the Suffix cuz its slept on but it came out around the same time as D1 and Carter1. The pre-autotune days.

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