Three 6 Mafia alum Juicy J delivers his third solo album (and major label debut) Stay Trippy this week. The project takes Juicy J’s traditional breed of club-thumping beats and sprinkles in some of Juicy’s most audacious bars (with the help of some guests of course). It’s a formula that Juicy J has mastered over the years, and one that has given him a second life as part of Wiz Khalifa’s Taylor Gang.

XXL has collected some of his best lines on the project for your perusing pleasure. Some have real lyrical value; others are just hilarious. So pour yourself a cup of some legal beverage and check them out below.

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Getting high like I'm eighteen/But I've been rich since the late eighties/Backstage, naked ladies/Poppin’ pills and swallowing babies – “Stop It”

We all knew that the ‘80s were the birthplace of some of the most heinous backstage behavior. Juicy confirms that all here.

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Take her home, get some head, wake up breakfast in bed/Yeah nigga that's grits and eggs/Rich bitch don't forget the bread/Up and down that interstate/I move weight, that's Jenny Craig – “Stop It”

So we go from eating grits and eggs to moving weight like Jenny Craig. There had to have been a workout in between those bars.

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My Audemar is iced out, ice cream soft served/Prescription pills, prescription weed, drink prescription cough syrup – “Smokin’ Rollin’”

Juicy J must have a hell of a benefits plan to be getting all of those prescriptions. No COBRA card in his wallet, clearly.

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I tell you one time, don't play with my bread/Nigga, you do, they gon' find yo ass dead/Body in trunk, hands tied to yo legs/Tape on yo mouth, a hole in yo head – “No Heart No Love”

He might be fun loving as hell, but Juicy J makes it very clear that he’s very much about his money. He’ll even kill you for it. Yikes.

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A couple of bands for her bills, a couple more for her tits/Bitch I got money and shooters don't make me pay for the hit/They wipe your ass off the planet like you ain't never exist – “So Much Money”

So wait, is he saying he’s going to buy a woman fake breasts and then kill her? That’s a waste of money, no?

Came with my goons but I’m leaving with a diva/With an ass like Serena and a face like Aaliyah – “Bounce It”

This is a weird way to honor two stars who died too soon. Emphasis on the “too soon.”

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Ratchet on deck and they know I’m gon’ stunt/I’m tryna get head while smoking a blunt/Take her to my hotel, beat the pussy up/I don’t know her name, but I wanna fuck/Along came Molly, then came Doobie, then codeine in a styrofoam cup – “Bounce It”

Molly and Doobie: Best Friends Forever.

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Plus I got my cash right, shining on them like a flash light/In the projects with a ratchet bitch, her house look like a crash sight/Shawty pussy so wet, waterfall, TLC/That wax got me turnt up, that shit just the THC – “Wax”

This can’t be the “waterfall” TLC was talking about. It just can’t be.

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So tell em where its at, don't tell em no more lies/Line yo family up against the wall, and open fire/All you trap niggas are victims, jackers gon catch you slippin/Feeling yourself, flashin’ this stuntin, niggas are gon end up missin’ – “Gun Plus A Mask”

It’s hard to fathom Juicy J lining a family up against a wall to kill them. Line them up to twerk, maybe. But kill them? No.

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Trippy niggas getting high, man that's what we all do/She know I'm with them Taylors, wanna fuck the whole crew – “Smoke A Nigga”

This line right here epitomizes the theory that “Ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none.” So does that mean they have to run through Wiz Khalifa or like, Chevy Woods? What does Amber Rose think about all of this?

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I got a bad bitch on a hash pipe, and that ass right/I don't know lil shawty name, I just call her last night/Ballin' hard coppin' foreign cars like they half price/Blowin' loud, Juicy J be higher than the gas price. – “Smoke A Nigga”

Juicy J doesn’t know the girl’s name so he calls her “Last Night.” If you meet Juicy J and he refers to you as “The Day After Tomorrow,” you run like hell.

All this ice I'm just livin the life/Bad bitches want me, give me head like lice/Hit club LIV in a rush/Pockets so swole I think they finna bust – “Show Out”

“Give me head like lice.” People spend tons of money on lice removal procedures and Juicy is willing it to happen. He’ll be sorry.

Ain't nothing that a nigga can't afford/Louis, Gucci or Chanel, I'll buy the store/You and me on a new beach, sippin' champagne/Making love on a island resort – “The Woods”

Most people are trolling the side streets of their local cities to get a bootleg designer bag, and her comes Juicy J buying the whole store full of legit items. That certainly puts your Fooey Vuitton clutch to shame, ladies.

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We at the lake, she skinny dipping/In the hotel we wake the neighbors/They knocking like Jehovah's Witness – “The Woods”

Using Jehovah’s Witnesses and skinny-dipping in the same sentence is... interesting. Their religious community might not be too thrilled with that, unless of course they enjoy swimming naked.

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Full of codeine in my styrofoam cup/I can turn a church girl into a stone cold slut/Bad red bone, puttin on the show/No I'm not gon wife her up ‘cause she everybody ho – “Money A Do It”

Juicy J can turn a church girl into a slut like that. Is it really that hard to do that though?

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Big bag of that stank killer, codeine in my drink killer/Mostly niggas be lyin sayin they is but they ain’t killers – “Talkin Bout”

Juicy J calls out the fake killers in this verse. After all of those bars about tying people up and shooting them, is it safe to say he’s a real killer?

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Homie pass the weed, let's get super high/I smoke that shit that made R. Kelly think that he could fly – “All I Blow Is Loud”

Yeah, seriously, whatever R. Kelly was on to think he could fly should be sold on the black market. Then again, Juicy J is the purveyor of Trippy, so he probably could concoct something better.

Racks everywhere, they showin' racks, I'm throwing racks/In the V.I.P. – rubber on, I’m stretching that – “Bandz A Make Her Dance”

Juicy J is stretching out condoms in the V.I.P. Just don’t break them, Juicy, or else you’ll be calling Maury Povich.

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I got my Ghost outside, I call it Casper/Ain't no nigga fly as Juicy J, ask NASA – “Scholarship”

We contacted NASA, but they weren’t available for a comment.

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Thousand dollar shoes, thousand dollar jeans/Juicy J so fresh to death, I hop out and I kill the scene/Real goons on my team, this black truck got an army in it/This the trippy life, my double cup got Barney in it – “If I Ain’t”

I love you. You love me. Let’s get together and stay trippy.

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I pour lean in my lemonade and lean in my sprite/Bitch I'm getting high as fuck for the rest of my life – “If I Ain’t”

Juicy J is making it abundantly clear that he will in fact be high forever. That means even at 90 years old, he’ll still be high. Wonder what that will look like though.

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Scared young nigga let me put you on to the game/Fuck who you think they know, make sure they know your name. – “One Thousand”

This is actually sound advice. Juicy J is an industry veteran who knows the game, and he’s right. As long as they know your name is all that matters. Take note, youngins.

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Shawty throw me that ass, hold up let me see it/Pop it let me touch it, bring it back and let me squeeze it/Go on show me that pussy cat, I'mma take it home and feed it/If it's good as it looks, might go in raw and seed it – “Having Sex”

Juicy J would like to spread his seed across the world if it’s worth it. He must be hanging out with Lil Wayne.

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Rollin' blunts in my flying saucer/Juicy J: the new skywalker, I’ll put your ho in a body auction – “One Of Those Nights”

All of you Star Wars nerds out there, this one’s for you. Remember when Princess Leia was in a “body auction”?

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Got a house on the hill cost a couple of mill/Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil – “One Of Those Nights”

Shout out to James Avery.

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