Peyton Manning And Eli Manning Make…A Rap Video?

Well, this was unexpected, to say the least. It seems that DirecTV got the Manning brothers Peyton and Eli together down in their hometown of New Orleans, gave them ridiculous wigs and a golden football, and, well...had them make a rap video. It's unclear who is responsible for the writing of this song—or the wigs, for that matter—but it is definitely something to behold, one way or the other. "Look at this guy using his phone as a phone" is a real phrase these days. This entire video is a real thing now.

I think I need to lay down.