10 Things Gucci Mane and Young Scooter are Doing in Their Shared Jail Cell

XXL doesn’t want to exploit Gucci Mane and Young Scooter serving jail sentences for separate violations, but when rumors swirled that they were sharing a cell, our imaginations naturally started to run wild. When two of Atlanta’s hottest rappers are forced to spend time together, the possibilities of what they’re doing are literally endless. Judging from their chemistry on their collaborative Free Bricks series, it’s a safe bet they aren’t having too much trouble getting through the days together. Here we’ve conjured up 10 hypothetical ways that Gucci and Scooter are spending their time behind bars. And, of course, this is a given… #FreeBricksquad

Make A Year’s Worth of Music

It’s unknown whether Gucci and Scooter will be released anytime soon, so they might as well make use of their time. There has to be someone hooking them up with instrumental CDs on the low, so you can bet they’re bouncing around ideas. It’s “count music” meets “guwop talk.” The mixtapes practically write themselves.

Spot Each Other During Exercise

It’s the age-old adage: Inmates spend their time lifting weights. For Gucci and Scooter, these high-profile artists are probably tucked away in a more comfortable cell than others, so part of their daily regimen must be exercise. Watch these guys swoll up as they help each other bench, squat (pause), and pull-up.

Plotting Ways to “Get This Money”

Just because Gucci and Scooter are locked up, it doesn’t mean they aren’t contemplating some financial moves. After all, Wayne set the standard for caking up while in prison, revealing he made $23 million in the first three months of his bid. They’re probably thinking of some get-rich quick schemes while in the pen, and Scooter does have that Columbia connect...

Gucci Gives Lessons on How to Land a Movie Role

Gucci upped his celebrity when he appeared in Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, and the small role has already gained him a cult following, and will probably lead to even more movie appearances once his jail stint is over. But until then, whenever Scooter is trying to get his inner thespian on, you can count on Guwop to train the young patowan. Just in case this rap shit doesn’t work out for him, every rapper’s got the big screen as his backup.

Do What Those Brothers Did In Prison Break

Throwback to 2005. If anyone can, these guys can certainly devise an elaborate break-out plan.

Go to the Law Library Together

Papoose had the right idea with his law library series. Supposedly, Scooter is getting eight months, while Gucci’s sentence is still undetermined. We’re pretty sure these guys know why they are in jail, however, it wouldn’t hurt to sniff around and do some research to get out faster. Imagine those study sessions.

Step Up Their Rap Game

Most rappers who are released after incarceration want to get right back in the studio, and if you’re someone like Lil Boose, who has penned over 500 songs while in prison, then the free time can be used to your advantage. Scooter and Gucci may or may not need to sharpen their bars, but wouldn’t it be funny if they dropped lyrical bombs like Talib once they got out?

Think of Ways to Ruin Waka Flocka Flame’s Career

Waka Flocka Flame might have said things were all good a few weeks ago, but Gucci has never been so forgiving. With his closest confidant by his side, Gucci is probably persuading Scooter to go after Waka in the worst way. Remember when Ja dissed 50? That didn’t end so well, with Eminem, Dre and 50 having the last laugh. While we don’t condone rap beef, the image of Gucci mean-mugging a picture of Waka is priceless.

Talent Scouting

Don’t forget: Gucci is a still the label boss behind 1017 Bricksquad. You never know where you’ll find the next rap star.

Sleeping

Let’s be real--this rap game can be stressful. It wouldn’t hurt either of these busy dudes to have some time away to catch up on some Zs.