Chris thinking to himself *He better not say shit…dont do it…Drake.I’ll embarass your ass

Drake thinking to himself * I dont see this nigga…keep it movin Drake…keep it movin*

It’s an oh shit moment! Chris brown is hopen Drake, don’t throw another bottle at him. Drake sees him out of his peripheal view and sayen to himself fuckem!!! I’m better than him.

Chris: This Muddasucka
Drake: I was Just Recycling!

damn i got to much fuckin time on my hands, i need to get a job

Chris Brown: I will beat this nigga like I did our bitch
Drake: He will be my ass like im some kind of bitch

Chris Brown: THIS PUSSY!!!
Drake: Wish Meek Mills were here…geez the tension

Chris Brown: Are those Beagle Boy Jeans you’re wearing?
Drake: Hell no, bitch you know that is P.O.L.O..

Boo: Doesn’t he seem pretty….
Chris Brown: Um Hmm, yea i see him….
Drake: (Ha. I don’t see this dude anywhere)

Drake: Look at that boi head screams out hit me with a bottle please.
Chris Brown: Why he wearing his moms top and eye liner…… and he says he hard smh

Drake: I hope Wayne got my back.
Chris: He Lucky I got this suit on.

Drake: I hope this nigga dnt sucker punch me keep it movin
Chris Brown: Did aubrey just fart in my face

Chris Brown: have you seen what i did to Rihanna’s face
Drake: Have you seen what i did to her pussy..

“i bet stupid some ass magazine intern from xxl will post this even though neither of us really care about the other….”

“is he flirting?”

Chris brown (damn, i was gonna wear that shirt.)

“this dude was so shook he sent sisqo as a stand-in…SMH”

both: fuck! he knows i wore this same outfit at burning man!

Drake: “Looks like Chris’ barber spilled a blue berry ICEE on his head no lieee no lieee no lieeeee”
Chris: *looking at Drake* “Ayeeeee it’s Sid from Ice Age”

Chris: This nigga really has the nerve to walk pass me, like nothing happened

Drake;this nigga wont do a thing to me, we at th awards. so ima keep walking like nothing happened.

Chris brown: “I ingore this clown”
Drake: “I ignore your clown head too, nigga”

That is not Akon that is his slightly lighter brother whose is Chris’s manager

Chris Brown: Nigga….whats.. the deal…
Drake: why does Chris Browns shadow have a white shirt on…

Drake : Damn, Zoe Saldana is fine. She look like RiRi too!
Brown: I hope I don’t get my other eye gashed over Zoe.

Drake: Man that nigga ain’t even worth looking at he sitting there while im getting awards lmfao.
Chris Brown: Man i wish we weren’t in this place, I hope he looks at me wrong, i ain’t clapping for this nigga.

drake: Pelvis forward, chin up, inhale…now strut, strut, strut, fu*& i’m not swinging my arm enough
CB: I like Blue gum

Guy with red tie: these niggas might start throwing bottles better brace myself.

Since when did the Geico Caveman begin rapping?

Drake’s shirt matches a mood ring while Chris Brown’s hair matches his hair. Now drink to that straight from the bottle…pun intended!

drake : nice hair
chris brown : Y.O.L.O

Drake: HMMPH! At least MY s**** Matches!!

Drake: (Richard Pryor mode) thats right I´m bad yea I’m bad I’m bad, you don’t want no shit either!!!
Chris Brown: (Richard Pryor mode 1minute later) what the hell´s wrong with him!!!
Akon brother: where a bottle when you need one!
Thandie Newton: oooh no he didn’t!!!
Guy on top of Akon brother: I must say his shirt sure does look fit for the occasion
Guy on top of Christ Brown: Don’t vote for Pedro!!!

Drake: i wish this nigga would say something!! …imma have to throw another…gawddamn we at the vma’s i forgot….just keep walkin act like you dont see him

Chris Brown: Who does this nigga think he is walkin through my section? this time yo bitch ass better throw a punch instead of rosé…bitch ass nigga

Akon: i am so rich nigga hahahaha

Me: WHERE MY PRIZE AT??

drake was probably like imma pretend like the nigga aint even there

Drake: Look at me Now!

Chris: “dat ass”

Drake: I WAS gon’ dap you up, but you talking to Akon… Wait hold up. Damn! That ain’t even Akon.

Drake:is that Sisqo and keith david
Chris Brown: better hope i dont see you in marvins room bitch

Chris Brown- That bottle of hypnotic you threw at me still got my hair f’d up, don’t think this is over!
-Mac city

Drake- “sometimes i feel like, somebody’s watching meeeeeee!!!”
Chris- “why she let A$ap Rocky grab the ass though?”
Boo- “shit i sat here to see a yall niggas fight….well??????”

DRAKE: This shhh was all I knew
Breezy: YOLO nigga, YOLO

Drake: This nigga stands up imma hit him with another bottle.
Chris: hey boo (not Akon his brother) you think he got another bottle? cause if he do i don’t wanna take it to the head.
Boo (Akon’s Brother): calm down nigga this ain’t the Source Awards.
World: Drake is a bitch real men throw hands not bottles.
World: Chris is a bitch hitting on women with his meteor man golden lords hair cut.

Cocaine’s one hell of a drug.

the blue on my christmas sweater way fresher then your pastel blue hair..now take it to take to the head…

Drake: Smell my fart boy. That is popeyes chicken 101, hot sauce and greasy.
Chris brown: Dis fool smell like brown tee pee.

Now, Drake looks like “he is scared”. Now there are too many witnesses and obviously a camera on the scene. So, this is not a bold move. In fact it’s a bitch move, my nigga!

Drake sing to his selfand thinking of rhinnina: fuck that ni**a that u luv so u still think of the times we had

chris brown says-Them eyebrows YIKES…AINT NO BOTTLES TODAY NIGGA u look pussy.. scary ass nigga i got mind control over dis fuk boy i betchu he dont look my way immma run it wit dese hands on his ass
DRAKE says- (Thinkin n head)Please don’t hit me toronto watching rihanna actually here i told her immma real man i can take care of her if he hit me she’ll kno im pussy…Jus keep walkin drake dont look chris’s way put on your deebo face eventho i feel like stanley

Chris: You Feeling Froggy….. Jump Nigga!!!!!!!
Drake: WANYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drake: “Oooookaaaaay Just Look Ahead, Cant Let Him See Me Sweat… Dont Even Peak Over In His Direction……. DAMN! I Looked!!!…. Did He See Me?”

Breezy: “Look At This Corny Ass Muhfucka With His ‘Three’s Company’ Sweater. Its Amazing How I Can Dye My Hair So Many Colors, And STILL Pull More Bitches Than Him… Akon, Watch When Rihanna Get Her Award, Ima Break This Nigga Heart!”

Drake: They only selling plastic bottles here. So, i can turn my head
Chris: What else can i throw

Chris Brown – Did he just fart as he passed by.
Chris Brown’s friend – Yep. On you.

Drake- Damn, I just crapped my pants a little

Chick to the left of Chris Brown – Did that boy just walk by and crap his pants? Vulgar.

chris: “my face is fixed bitch, look at me now” *chris brown voice
drake: “oh shit he’s staring at me, its far from over” *drake voice

Drake: yeah i see you out my peripherals nigga (them eyebrows yikes)
Chris: where the fuck that nigga goin (thats that shit i dont like)