Bumpin Bumpin: 8 Reasons Kreayshawn Should Delay Her Debut Album

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    Bumpin Bumpin: 8 Reasons Kreayshawn Should Delay Her Debut Album
    Earlier this week, Columbia Record announced that <em>Somethin' 'Bout Kreay</em>, the debut album from their hefty investment, Kreayshawn, is scheduled to hit stores on August 14, 2012. The news came on the heels of the release of "Breakfast (Syrup)," the "Gucci Gucci" rapper's 2 Chainz-assisted single that seeks to but falls short at recapturing the toxic magic of her breakout. Instead, it seems to confirm what many have suspected in the year since "Gucci Gucci" hit the 'net: the pint-sized femcee is a one-trick pony. Here are eight reasons Kreay should consider delaying the release of her debut album—until Nevuary 32nd, maybe. —<em>XXL Staff</em> (<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/XXLSTAFF">@XXLStaff</a>)
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    She Probably Won’t Be Ready For Her Press Run
    In August 2011, she told <em>Women’s Wear Daily</em> about some of her White Girl Problems. “When I was younger, growing up in the ‘hood, being the only White girl, like, there’s time when you’re like, 'Shit, it sucks being White.' You know?” The chances of that—and other inevitable cringe-worthy moments to come (the March 2012 <em>GQ</em> story on her "pooping")—resonating with a wide audience are slim.
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    There Are A Finite Number Of Words That Can Be Said Twice To Create The Titles Of Her Songs
    Besides “Gucci Gucci,” she only has one video with more than a million hits, and it’s “Bumpin Bumpin” from August 2010. "Rich Whores" didn't cause much of a stir, believe it or not.
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    She Can't Rap
    Her new song, "Breakfast (Syrup)" opens like this: "Oh, it's Kreay, baby/Oh hey, baby/I get to work, you just lazy, baby." So, um, yeah. <br /><object width="620" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQa_QW4ZJXA?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gQa_QW4ZJXA?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="620" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
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    The Throne Upstaged Her With One Line
    A chorus from Jay-Z and Kanye West with her name in it became more prominent than her. <em>That</em> shit Kreay.
  • iggy and tip
    Iggy Azalea Happened
    Even people who don’t care about either care about Iggy more.
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    V-Nasty Put Out A Project For Sale Before Her, And She Does Stuff Like This
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  • kreayshawn leaked pic
    Nude Pics Came Out And People Barely Cared
    And that's not good. Those are supposed to maximize the buzz.
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    No One Reading This Can Think Of A Reason Not To Delay It
    And that's not good, either.

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  • rusty james

    hahaha this is so true.

  • Fiona

    LMFAO! You guys nailed it! So true!

  • po

    #9 she is a fraud & takes over a year to make an album

  • po

    #10 she is white & white people cant rap

  • Darryl L. McGee

    Po, you’re comments are VERY IGNORANT AND RACIST!!!!! You say that she is white, and white people can’t rap. Well, what color is Eminem?????? THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!! I’m Black, and I am a Kreayshawn/White Girl Mob Fan. The only reason that you and other people hate on the WGM is because of their skin color!!!!! THAT IS A VERY SAD FACT!!!!!

    • Black Girl Mob

      @Darryl, are yo sure you’re black? You sound soooooo white! LOL! Too much smoking that weed with WGM and your vision gets blurred.

      • po

        black girl mob, u r correct…daryl is white as fuck lmao & im not talkn bout skin color, im talkn about on the inside ; )

    • theTRUTH

      I’m black. Not racist. I agree “po” comment was ignorant, but your comment, “The only reason that you and other people hate on the WGM is because of their skin color!!!!!” is also ignorant because you a blantantly ignoring the fact that they are fake wannabe’s trying to exploit the culture. Oh yea, and she /they lack talent, wordplay, originality, substance, vocabulary, and appeal. Have a nice day!

    • po

      i hate white skinned people who use the word nigger & who associate w white skinned people who use the word nigger. it needs to stop

      • noushi_boi_uk

        po you are right, white people shouldnt ever use the N word and technically neith should black people. you stereotyping white people contributes to the problem you un-educated fool. i bet u get pissy if a cop rolls up on you asking you questions n u kno it jus cause you’re black….. well guess what saying all white people cant rap is the same thing.

        • po

          u r from the UK.. what do u know about race relations in the US & rap

  • truth720

    and # 9,10,11,12,and so on and on is, “becuase who gives a fuck?!” however tho dlm n bgm, yall know yah wrong.
    there’s alot of whiteboy lyricist out there that can spit, n yah know dat shit too! so stop stuntin’. but as for dat hoe kreay,she’s suspect!

    • truth720

      po, stop it sun! we already know ur right, but # 10 was uncalled for.

      • po

        hahah yea sorry its true .. if any1 disagrees just play the clip of vnasty trying to freestyle lmao cant think of a line, just start saying NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

  • Mikey F Baby

    I’m lookin forward to it. Fk the haters

  • http://@LIKETHATTHECLIQontwitt @LIKETHATTHECLIQ

    im suprised yall even made a fuckin artice out of this bullshit . very intriguing . i forgot who this bitch was before the end of tha dumb fcuking pointless tasteless song . ugh dumb whore . GET THE FUCK OUTTA HIP HOP !

  • Chong

    Don’t really see how race has to come into it, but then again not surprised by XXL.
    Shouldn’t you be objective?
    Have you ever been this disrespectful to any black artists?
    This publication is becoming a mockery; articles on Justin Beiber? Maino getting shine every couple of months? And ‘XXL 360′? What the fuck is that? Just your chance to make shit up and have zero accountability, as it isn’t ‘fact’?
    Disgrace.
    Kreay is wack, yeh, no doubt. But as a black man, I think 2 Chainz should be more embarrassed about himself for fucking with her.
    He’s a rap slag at the moment, with very little talent too, pimping himself onto anyone’s project for a buzz.
    Disgusting that he thinks it’s ok to fuck with this racist, talentless bitch, but even more disgusting that this shit magazine and it’s ignorant ass readers give this nigga a pass. (Just like ‘Ye and all them other double standard having motherfuckers too).
    Step your game up people; a little consistency.

  • black Girl Mob

    I thank XXL staff to write the truth about Kreayshawm because most mainstream publications kiss asses to major labels like Columbia Records. When I read those articles praising Kreayshawn’s new single Breakfast I realize how fake and untrustworthy they are. It’s not about the quality of the music anymore but their personal gain.

  • AZ40

    Plus she from the west coast and we all know the west don’t get that much mainstream love.

  • fuck yal

    i hate every one the same but i do thank spics and spear throws need swim back and quick takeing up all the jobs us americans should have . o yea and them people that cant fly planes go the fuck home dirty skin niggassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    • Flo666

      What all that has to do with what we are talking about: kreashawn lack of talent. Man, you are one pretty angry white supremacist bigot. The world is changing you’re gonna have to get use to it. Go watch your Fox news favorite show cuz they are the only one who supports your views.

  • oliver

    xxl yall are so corny… rewind back to this time last year yall were jockin kreayshawn foh

  • ricorhone

    This Grey girl is lame! I live in the Bay area and no one is even playing This whack shit, Not even The Grey People!