Rappers’ Most Unlikely Boasts in the Bedroom

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    <p>Rappers are known for bragging about their prowess in the bedroom. To have these guys tell it, MCs have the power to do massive internal damage to the female anatomy during intercourse. </p><p>In celebration of sex week on XXLMag.com, the staff has collected 10 of the most sexually explicit rhymes that cause the most bodily harm—illustrations included. Paging Dr. Knock Boots. —<i>Ralph Bristout</i> <a href="http://twitter.com/ralphieblackmon" target="_blank">@ralphieblackmon</a></p>
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    Esophagus
    “Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh/Put that pussy in a sarcophagus/Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus”—Kanye West “Monster”
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    Guts
    “Then I hit it from the back, then I yell whose shit is this/Then I go so hard that she need her guts fixed"—Mase “I Need Be”
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    Tonsils
    "Numbing up your tonsils like ambesol anesthetic/Cummin' down your throat like chloraseptic" —Akinyele "Put It In Your Mouth"
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    Ribs
    “I wanna dig that and did I?/ I did that/Put it way up where her ribs at”—Nas “K-I-S-S-I-N-G”
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    “Boy Kiss is thorough, hit your girl/Put it all up her stomach 'til she earl”—Jadakiss feat. DMX "Un-Hunh"
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    Ovaries
    “Remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary?”—Ghostface Killah “Wildflower”
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    Kidneys
    “I get swift with the lyrical gift/Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift”—The Notorious B.I.G. “One More Chance”
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    Bladder
    "I fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dick/Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit/The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter"— The Notorious B.I.G. "One More Chance"
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    Face
    “They just drink up what we give ’em, take shots without any glass/Fuck her in the face ‘til it fall off or ’til she gag”—T.I. feat. Pharrell “Amazing”
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    Ass
    “She suck till I say, ‘That's enough!’/We fuck till her ass fractured up”—Lil Wayne “Fo Sheezy”