XXL Helps Joe Budden Get a New Girlfriend

In 2009, Slaughterhouse bad boy, Joe Budden, had his first very brutal, very public break-up via Twitter with former XXL Eye Candy, Tahiry José. After JB allegedly found a random guy’s number on Tahiry’s phone, and Jose found a used condom in the trash presumably left behind by Joe, the two retreated to technology to vent. JB tweeted, “It’s officially over,” and Tahiry responded, “Hey @mousebudden, next time throw the condom in the garbage… OUTSIDE the crib.”

Soon after their public display of imperfection, the Dominican cutie twitpic’d images of her and 50 together. Joey, who clearly wasn’t happy about the flicks, which portrayed T and 50 hugging, attempted to publicly play her vuluptous backside. “Leakin’ pictures of Fif feelin’ on your ass, but if you seen it like me, you’d be feeling like an ass!” he wrote.

Still, that experience didn’t end Budden’s run with the video vixens. At the beginning of 2010, Budden ended his short-term relationship with current Love & Hip-Hop star Somaya Reece. Except this time, instead of turning to Twitter, JB decided to stream a video for the fans to let them know why the relationship was a wrap.

“Somaya, I blocked your b*tch ass,” Joey says. “I blocked you on my Twitter. As soon as I leave a f*cking tweet, your f*cking crazy dumb ass sends me a f*cking text. Stop f*cking stalking my Twitter feed b*tch.”

He continues ranting on the clip, saying Somaya played him by claiming to be someone she’s not. “Somaya Reece pretended to be really, really cool – and then after so long, she revealed her crazy Spanish colors, and began acting like a lunatic and getting out of a five year relationship,” he accused. “Why do I want to be with anyone who is a f*cking lunatic? I just left someone who was a f*cking lunatic…How do I end up in drama with girls? I don’t want any beef with motherf*cking Somaya, I don’t want any beef with Gloria Velez, I don’t want any beef with Tahiry. I don’t want any beef with b*tches, period. I’m off that. It’s a new year, grow the f*ck up.”

Yet and still, after all of that, it looks like Joey still isn’t done publicly disputing with his ladies. On Tuesday (May 3), he was back at it again with his most current ex-girlfriend, Esther Baxter. After accusing another former XXL Eye Candy of cheating with an NFL player, the New Jersey-born rapper ran straight to his computer bright and early Tuesday morning to start yet another fight with his latest victim.

JB’s tweets not only accused Baxter of cheating on him but he alleged she did so while carrying his child. Possibly regretting the insults, Budden later removed all the tweets but one: “If u know her, & u care about her well being… Tell that bitch to chill… Not today.”

But not before Esther caught all the action. “Wow so I wake up to a bunch of bullshit!?? @JoeBudden I refuse to do what u &Tahiry did…we both know what ACTUALLY happened so stop lying!” she wrote. “@crystalisaacs you might wanna advise @JoeBudden to shut up!!!”

Since it’s apparent Joe couldn’t keep his 2010 resolution, XXLMag.com wants to help him stick to it for 2011. XXL took to Twitter to gather a list of non-industry, ’round the way women that would love to leave Joe’s past in the past and start a bright future with him. We’re still taking submissions, so, if you think you can tame Joe, hit us up at @xxlstaff and tell us why.

In the meantime, tell us who Joey should pick from those that have already placed their bids by voting below.

  • nibs

    worst article ever

  • dj yacine

    why is it the worst article? you coulda at least put that comment on some one elses pic

    • djyacine

      oh never mind it goes under the whole thing lol oh well

  • CDawg

    Vote goes here

    • cdwag

      @sarryy5

  • stephon

    brizzzyy23

  • JackRaid04

    7 Definitly.

  • Jhon da Analyst

    That nigga is in love with microphones and USB ports……Get him a chick from Galludet University. Just sayin….

  • Agga

    all ugly

  • diego sanchez

    Who wrote this article?

  • Trey Newman

    have yall not seen the gurls mouse has been wit this is an insult all these chicks are busted lol joey wouldnt mess with NONE of these chicks he has had some of the BADDEST chicks why would he degrade? all im gonna say is watch he gonna end up back with Tahiry

  • NAPTOWNNUISANCE

    Dammmmn no 7 Serena is a dime. Agga needs some eye glasses. You obviously missed number 7. The rest yeah not model material.

  • eyo

    i’d tap em all

  • xxHyPn0t1c718xx

    #7…best lookin one + sounds like she workkin, gettin moneyy#promotion

  • http://twitter.com/urbanfrugalchic Cynthia

    BOOOOOOOO!!! I agree..really…all the ladies on twitter and this is what you came up with?? GFH twitter @ Urbanfrugalchic lol

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