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- peedicrakkPeedi CrakkCrack is wack doesn't apply to porns.<br />Rating: M
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- McHammerMC HammerIt's Hammer time! Can't touch this.<br />Rating: XL
- YukmouthYukmouthIf your porn name is Yukmouth, we feel sorry for your costar.<br />Rating: XS
- YakballsYak BallzYaz Ballz? Really?<br />Rating: XXS
- TrickDaddyTrick DaddyMake it rain, trick!<br />Rating: L
- TooShortToo ShortDon't want no short, short man.<br />Rating: XXS
- SpoonieGeeSpoonie GeeSpooning usually occurs after the porn is over.<br />Rating: S
- slimthuggSlim ThuggA thug in the bed? Ok. A slim thug? Not so much.<br />Rating: S
- Royceda59Royce da 5'9In the porn industry, size matters. And 5'9 isn't a bad size. <br />Rating: L
- PushaTPusha TPusha "push it real good" T.<br />Rating: L
- OldDirtyBastardODBThe words "old" and "dirty" don't exactly set the mood.<br />Rating: L
- JuicyJJuicy JHe's ready to quench your thirst.<br />Rating: M
- DjScrewDJ ScrewThe turntables isn't the only thing he's mastered.<br />Rating: XL
- tity_boiTity BoiThrow some D's on that bitch, this guy is all about the twins.<br />Rating: L
- the-beatnutsThe BeatnutsSometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't.<br />Rating: S
- TeabagboyzTea Bag BoyzTea Time anyone?<br />Rating: XS
- swollen-membersSwollen MembersLarge and in charge.<br />Rating: L
- SugarTongueSlimSugar Tongue SlimSugar is sweet but a sugar tongue? Seems rough.<br />Rating: M
- SticManStic ManSize isn't everything, but a stick? Really?<br />Rating: XS
- Sticky-FingazSticky FingazThere's nothing sexy about sticky hands. Ouch.<br />Rating: S
- OJdaJuicemanOJ da JuicemanThe juicer the better.<br />Rating: M
- NutrageousNutrageousRaging with nuts? No thanks.<br />Rating: XS
- NotoriousBIGNotorious BIGNotorious for being, uh, large? It doesn't get much better.<br />Rating: XXL
- NIckiMinajNicki MinajThe more the merrier.<br />Rating: XXL
- NaughtybyNatureNaughty by NatureBeing naughty is in in their blood.<br />Rating: M
- MrCheeksMr. CheeksClearly, he's an ass man.<br />Rating: M
- Layzie_BoneLayzie BoneThe worst porn name ever? Possibly.<br />Rating: XS
- KurtisBlowKurtis BlowTough break, bad porn name.<br />Rating: S
- KidCudiKid CudiEveryone loves a good cuddy buddy.<br />Rating: L
- JungleBrothersJungle BrothersJungle Fever: The Porn starring The Jungle Brothers.<br />Rating: M
- HotrodHotrodHod Rod as a car? Cool. Hot Rod as a porn name? Not so much.<br />Rating: S
- heavy-dHeavy-DViewers always appreciate some heavy-d.<br />Rating: L
- gzaGZAThe Genius is a better porn name than GZA.<br />Rating: M
- GrandPubaGrand PubaAnything with the word "grand" works.<br />Rating: L
- FreakyZeekyFreaky ZeekyGet your freak on.<br />Rating: L
- FreakyTahFreaky TahFreak of the week.<br />Rating: L
- 69Boyz69 Boyz69 ways to ruin a porn.<br />Rating: M
- MasterPMaster PPerfect for bondage porn.<br />Rating: XL
- Flesh-N-BoneFlesh-N-BoneSounds like a best selling porn to us.<br />Rating: L
- DJ-QuickDJ QuickDon't want no minute man.<br />Rating: S
- DiggySimmonsDiggy SimmonsCan you dig it?<br />Rating: M
- ChubbRockChubb RockIt's almost too easy.<br />Rating: L
- BustaRhymesBusta RhymeA rhyme isn't the only thing he busts.<br />Rating: L
- Blood+RawBlood RawBlood and porns never mix.<br />Rating: XXS
- black-milkBlack MilkDoes a body good?<br />Rating: S
- BizzyBoneBizzy BoneFar from lazy, he gets busy.<br />Rating: M
- BigPunBig PunHe doesn't discriminate, he regulates every shade of that ass.<br />Rating: XL
- bigdaddykaneBig Daddy KaneBig Daddy Kane starring in "Daddy's Home".<br />Rating: L
- Big-BoiBig BoiNot for amateurs.<br />Rating: XL
- Bangem-SmurfBangem SmurfFor those that dig the vertically challenged.<br />Rating: XXS
Hip-hop monikers can come from anywhere—nicknames, legendary gangstas or public figures. But, since certain names are filled with more more sexual innuendos than others, the XXL staff ends up playing the Pause Game often. Call us immature, but it seems some spitters alias’s are better suited for the porn industry than the record industry. For every Notorious BIG there’s a Too Short. XXL rounded up 50 rapper names to see which artists could have blown up on the small screen. Pause.
