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Peedi Crakk

peedicrakk

Crack is wack doesn't apply to porns.
Rating: M

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MC Hammer

McHammer

It's Hammer time! Can't touch this.
Rating: XL

Yukmouth

Yukmouth

If your porn name is Yukmouth, we feel sorry for your costar.
Rating: XS

Yak Ballz

Yakballs

Yaz Ballz? Really?
Rating: XXS

Trick Daddy

TrickDaddy

Make it rain, trick!
Rating: L

Too Short

TooShort

Don't want no short, short man.
Rating: XXS

Spoonie Gee

SpoonieGee

Spooning usually occurs after the porn is over.
Rating: S

Slim Thugg

slimthugg

A thug in the bed? Ok. A slim thug? Not so much.
Rating: S

Royce da 5'9

Royceda59

In the porn industry, size matters. And 5'9 isn't a bad size.
Rating: L

Pusha T

PushaT

Pusha "push it real good" T.
Rating: L

ODB

OldDirtyBastard

The words "old" and "dirty" don't exactly set the mood.
Rating: L

Juicy J

JuicyJ

He's ready to quench your thirst.
Rating: M

DJ Screw

DjScrew

The turntables isn't the only thing he's mastered.
Rating: XL

Tity Boi

tity_boi

Throw some D's on that bitch, this guy is all about the twins.
Rating: L

The Beatnuts

the-beatnuts

Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't.
Rating: S

Tea Bag Boyz

Teabagboyz

Tea Time anyone?
Rating: XS

Swollen Members

swollen-members

Large and in charge.
Rating: L

Sugar Tongue Slim

SugarTongueSlim

Sugar is sweet but a sugar tongue? Seems rough.
Rating: M

Stic Man

SticMan

Size isn't everything, but a stick? Really?
Rating: XS

Sticky Fingaz

Sticky-Fingaz

There's nothing sexy about sticky hands. Ouch.
Rating: S

OJ da Juiceman

OJdaJuiceman

The juicer the better.
Rating: M

Nutrageous

Nutrageous

Raging with nuts? No thanks.
Rating: XS

Notorious BIG

NotoriousBIG

Notorious for being, uh, large? It doesn't get much better.
Rating: XXL

Nicki Minaj

NIckiMinaj

The more the merrier.
Rating: XXL

Naughty by Nature

NaughtybyNature

"Everything's Going Be Alright"

Lyrics: "I don't do jack but fighting, lightin' up the streets at night/Playing hide-and-seek with a machete sexing Freddy's wife"

Mr. Cheeks

MrCheeks

Clearly, he's an ass man.
Rating: M

Layzie Bone

Layzie_Bone

The worst porn name ever? Possibly.
Rating: XS

Kurtis Blow

KurtisBlow

Tough break, bad porn name.
Rating: S

Kid Cudi

KidCudi

Everyone loves a good cuddy buddy.
Rating: L

Jungle Brothers

JungleBrothers

Jungle Fever: The Porn starring The Jungle Brothers.
Rating: M

Hotrod

Hotrod

Hod Rod as a car? Cool. Hot Rod as a porn name? Not so much.
Rating: S

Heavy-D

heavy-d

Viewers always appreciate some heavy-d.
Rating: L

GZA

gza

The Genius is a better porn name than GZA.
Rating: M

Grand Puba

GrandPuba

Anything with the word "grand" works.
Rating: L

Freaky Zeeky

FreakyZeeky

Get your freak on.
Rating: L

Freaky Tah

FreakyTah

Freak of the week.
Rating: L

69 Boyz

69Boyz

69 ways to ruin a porn.
Rating: M

Master P

MasterP

Perfect for bondage porn.
Rating: XL

Flesh-N-Bone

DJ Quick

DJ-Quick

Don't want no minute man.
Rating: S

Diggy Simmons

DiggySimmons

Can you dig it?
Rating: M

Chubb Rock

ChubbRock

It's almost too easy.
Rating: L

Busta Rhyme

BustaRhymes

A rhyme isn't the only thing he busts.
Rating: L

Blood Raw

Blood+Raw

Blood and porns never mix.
Rating: XXS

Black Milk

black-milk

Does a body good?
Rating: S

Bizzy Bone

BizzyBone

Far from lazy, he gets busy.
Rating: M

Big Pun

BigPun

He doesn't discriminate, he regulates every shade of that ass.
Rating: XL

Big Daddy Kane

bigdaddykane

Big Daddy Kane starring in "Daddy's Home".
Rating: L

Big Boi

Big-Boi

Not for amateurs.
Rating: XL

Bangem Smurf

Bangem-Smurf

For those that dig the vertically challenged.
Rating: XXS

Hip-hop monikers can come from anywhere—nicknames, legendary gangstas or public figures. But, since certain names are filled with more more sexual innuendos than others, the XXL staff ends up playing the Pause Game often. Call us immature, but it seems some spitters alias's are better suited for the porn industry than the record industry. For every Notorious BIG there’s a Too Short. XXL rounded up 50 rapper names to see which artists could have blown up on the small screen. Pause.