5 Porn Stars That (Almost) Rap Better Than Brian Pumper

MIDORI

Hailing from Durham, North Carolina, old school porn staple Midori was unfortunately a bit too early to the Southern rap party. In 2001, she put out (another damn pun!) a rap record called Miss Judged. That wasn’t her first taste of the music biz; in 1999, Midori, younger sister of Grammy-winner Jody Watley, actually toured with one-time lover Kid Rock, who producer her contribution to 2000’s Deep Porn compilation (“F.M.A.”). Her best rap moment, though, came in 1999, when she appeared on the cover to Eminem and Royce Da 5’9’s great two-sided single Bad Meets Evil (“Nuttin’ to Do” and “Scary Movie”).

  • G-UNOT KILLA

    I FUCCS W/THE PUMP MAN. HE HELPED ME FUCC PINKEY AND DURING THE TIME SHE FUCCED W/ME WE CALLED HER BLUEY. IN REFERENCE TO THE CRIP CULTURE

    TRUE STORY

    • jesterdxxl

      You is a funny fucker you should come & join me over on HipHopDx the site needs some humor besides my sarcastic & sick comments

  • Jerm

    SMH…these people arent better than Lloyd Banks

    • General

      ^^^^

      Now thats some funny shit

  • Vegeta

    That nigga corny as hell.. *facepalms*

  • bkbully

    pumper deserves 2 be on the worst 5 dead or alive list tru story i felt like dat for atleast 4 years now and ppl just catching on its a shame!

  • Intern09

    LMAO – India’s joint is a spoken porn … this is hilarious!

  • kedordu

    PUMPER IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN SILK THE SHOCKER AND BIZZARE . HE HAS SOME FLOW .

  • http://twiter.com/SLOTCHMUSIC ms_spittuh

    I don’t even watch that stuff so I really can’t comment on people I don’t know :) but i guess (lol)

  • Face Phoenix

    Everybody is a rapper now. “If you can’t sing and have no talent try rapping.” I think this is the motto for every single piece of crap out there who has not even the foggiest idea about what the art form is about. Why do rappers want to be actors and actors [ALL OF THEM, Mainstream and otherwise] want to rap? All of the above should stay in they lane because many of them aren’t even good at their day job.

  • El Tico Loco

    Funkdoobiest