5 Porn Stars That (Almost) Rap Better Than Brian Pumper

JAKE STEED

Your boy Steed can say something that many A-list rappers can’t—he’s appeared on a Dr. Dre album. On the Aftermath head’s 2001 (released in 1999), Steed checked in for the appropriately titled “Pause for Porno (Skit).” Two years later, Steed tried his hand at a full-on album, Jake’s Latest and Greatest, distributed to deaf ears by Select-O-Hits. With song titles like “I Ain’t Yo Captain Save-A-Hoe!,” “Think About These Nutz!,” and “Abracadabra, Bitch Disappear!” (to paraphrase Hov, “Just because you love exclamation points doesn’t mean that you’re nice.”) it’s hard to understand why. His biggest claim to fame that’s hip-hop related—in title, anyway—is the long-running DVD series Freaks, Hoes & Flows. Why no exclamation points?

Jake Steed feat. Kokane “I’m Too Swift”

  • G-UNOT KILLA

    I FUCCS W/THE PUMP MAN. HE HELPED ME FUCC PINKEY AND DURING THE TIME SHE FUCCED W/ME WE CALLED HER BLUEY. IN REFERENCE TO THE CRIP CULTURE

    TRUE STORY

    • jesterdxxl

      You is a funny fucker you should come & join me over on HipHopDx the site needs some humor besides my sarcastic & sick comments

  • Jerm

    SMH…these people arent better than Lloyd Banks

    • General

      ^^^^

      Now thats some funny shit

  • Vegeta

    That nigga corny as hell.. *facepalms*

  • bkbully

    pumper deserves 2 be on the worst 5 dead or alive list tru story i felt like dat for atleast 4 years now and ppl just catching on its a shame!

  • Intern09

    LMAO – India’s joint is a spoken porn … this is hilarious!

  • kedordu

    PUMPER IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN SILK THE SHOCKER AND BIZZARE . HE HAS SOME FLOW .

  • http://twiter.com/SLOTCHMUSIC ms_spittuh

    I don’t even watch that stuff so I really can’t comment on people I don’t know :) but i guess (lol)

  • Face Phoenix

    Everybody is a rapper now. “If you can’t sing and have no talent try rapping.” I think this is the motto for every single piece of crap out there who has not even the foggiest idea about what the art form is about. Why do rappers want to be actors and actors [ALL OF THEM, Mainstream and otherwise] want to rap? All of the above should stay in they lane because many of them aren’t even good at their day job.

  • El Tico Loco

    Funkdoobiest