your momma's so fat, i had to take 2 trains and 2 buses just
to get on her good side
your momma's so fat, if she weighed 2 more kilos she'd get
group insurance
your mamma's so fat, her cereal bowl came w/ a life guard
your momma's so fat, it says Picture Continued on Back on her
drivers licence
your momma's so fat, the bitch fell in love and broke it
your momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family
your momma's so fat, even that big ass AIDS quilt couldn't cover her
your momma's so fat, that horse on her POLO shirt is real
I had Sex w/ your Fat ass mom...When I got on top my ears popped..
during sex ofcourse she has to give directions..
after we Finished I smoked a blunt ...and she smoked Turkey..
then I took the bitch to the restaurant and the waiter didn't give us a menu
he gave us a quote...
The only thing on your momma thats 36-24-36 is her forearm, neck, and thigh
I mean the bitch doesn't have cellulite...she's got cellu-Heavy ol fat bitch..
your momma's so fat, she got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone Book
and doesn't matter if she's standing or sitting...she's always the same height
fat bitch is zoned for commercial development...she was born w/ a silver shovel in her mouth....
When your mom sings.....its over
stay tuned....i'll tell u how stupid she is too

oh yeah..your momma is pretty stupid
she returned your puzzles b/c she thought they were broken
your momma's so stupid, she thinks softball is a venereal disease
ol stupid ass thought Fleetwood Mac is a new McDonalds Hamburger
your momma's so stupid, she thinks asphalt is a skin disease
the bitch will steal free bread c/ she thinks a hot meal is stolen food already.
your momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labour is a Mexican worker
then when she stays in hotels she cooks her own complimentary breakfast
your momma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home
she Don't work....the stupid bitch got fired from a blow-job
and fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the Ws
sTupid bitch gets lost in thought......she tries to read audio books
and when she got hit by a cup...she told the cops she was mugged.
Your momma's so stupid, she asked if I was from the Sherlock Holmes housing projects
stupid ass thinks Menopause is a button on the stereo
stay tuned i'll tell you how ugly she is..