Okay recently I recently joined this cheer squad at my school. And here are the three cheers the squad came up with. They're original and funny. Well that's what my boyfriend said. Here they are.

Raw raw raw
You'll pound you into raw meat
Your faces we will beat
We'll kick your balls with out feet
GO NOVA!

And the other one is,

1, 2, 3, 4
Nova is hardcore
5, 6, 7, 8
You look at us and masterbate!

And a corny cheer is,

Wet balls
Slimy balls
Covered in leaves
Throw the ball
And make them bleed
GO NOVA!

Like I said we're sorta original and funny. My school is alternative so our cheer's aren't really nice ones. We're planning to go to some places and yell things at other schools like, "your school sucks ass. You guys fucking suck." And shit like that. We were called the coolest cheerleaders recently because you're not perky and happy and shit like that.

second ones da better one

{quietly exits thread}

Ok I don't know what school you go to...who actually lets you say those things....but im going to advise you to switch schools...b/c if the cheers are like that how are the classrooms?


by the way those cheers suck ass! (to be honest)lol sorry fiz! =)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! im glad i dont hav cheerleaders at my school!! and those cheers where horrible!!!!!!!!! please dont use any of them!!!

Actually I'll NEVER EVER EVER switch schools. First off 95% percent of the kids go to good colleges. The teachers ACTUALLY care about you and your best intrests. All my best friends are there. And if I go to another school I'll get kicked out because I have anger problems. That's why I got sent to the school. Because I was getting suspended more than once, I got detention too much, and I HATED the teachers with a passion. But I LOVE my school. I wouldn't trade it for any other school and the whole entire world! If I stay in Seattle my kids are going there too! But I'm quitting cheerleading. I only joined it to support my friend but I'm just not committed too it. I'm not up for the Saturday morning pratices.

But there was another one that was funny. But it was offensive to old people. Who gives a fuck?

It was,

1, 2, 3
We think you're o-l-d
Your balls hang to your knees
Sittin in your rocker
Reachin for your walker
Grandpa get a grip
Try not to break a hip
You throw more balls
Than you can drive
But it's not as slow
As you're eraction arrives

I found that halarious. And the teachers find it halarious. And language doesn't matter at our school. It's a school of free expression. Like my short stories in Short Story class have language and stuff in it because they said we have the right to express our opinions as much as we want. As long as we're not too offensive.

SMH!

it's not the cheer that which grabs or praises the other team, it's more of the movements you make during the cheer. Use moves that flow with the words that you're saying, it makes the cheer worthwhile and blissful to the ears

2nd one.

i wish i had cheer leaders like that at my college. lol

lol movements don't matter lol if u dont have stunts...

can you do a back hand spring lol or even a cartwheel lol?

you NEED stunts especially to compete...then u have to have movements lol b/c i've seen some cheerleaders with a good routine but with no stuts you cant compete its required. but i dont think your squad has no plans of competing without knocking sombody out lol...yall need a punching bag! to let some of that anger out babe!

Yeah we don't. We're an alternative school and doing this will just give us commitee credits. I might quit though. No Saturday mornings for me. I might just join Big Red Ball. And we don't have plans to compete. We really mock cheerleaders cuz cheerleaders are really ditzy. We just trash people. And punching bags are dumb. When I use punching bags it just makes me more angry. I just imagine a person I want to kill so it really doesn't work.

Fizzle u r bi-polar.
Sometimes ure nice and come next u mad and excited.
But those cheers r stupid.

I'm not bi-polor. People just piss me off and I put on a nice act for people to leave me alone. But it never works. And the ceers are stupid because cheerleading is stupid. We're basically just mocking them.

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A newborn baby just died thanks to this horrible thread.

Cheerleading is stupid i agree fiz i see no point in it... lol HOW DOES IT HELP PLAYERS LOL IT DOESN'T!! lol i gurantee you that the players don't hear or see them when there is a game going on! lol

lol and what i hate most about it is when they say "CHEERLEADING IS A SPORT" lmao thats hilarious!! and they are soooo stiff!

That's nice. My school has an inside joke when it comes to dead babies. For some strange reason dead baby jokes are funny to some people.