QUOTE(Adam K @ Jul 11 2006, 10:21 PM) [snapback]452945[/snapback]
This is just ridiculous:
Veto Ali’s Top 20 “I WANT TO SMACK THIS MOTHAFUCKA WITH A BAT" LIST
20. Kevin Federline; Reason: Because he made that god forsaken “papazow†song….he deserves the death penalty for that shit!
19. Mayor C. Ray Nagin; Reason: For saying “we are going to turn new Orleans into a “chocolate new Orleans†then talking about “well If you add white milk to dark milk then you get chocolateâ€â€¦.i’d smack the shit out of that fool for that’s foolish statement!
18. Rush Limbaugh; Reason: Because his ass always points the finger toward ppl talking about he is above this and that person but we come to find out that his bitch ass is addicted to pain pills……get your fucking mind right you fucking junkie!
17. Bill O’reilly; Reason: He is the most blatantly obnockious raciest bigot to every walk the earth…he always belittles hip hop and there artist…but we come to find out that this faggot is a womanizer and he paid he’s female co-worker to shut up because she sued him for sexual harassment……keep it in your pants you fucking pervert!
16.*** DAPADON; Reason: For contributing to Americas obesity problem…..get off you fat ass and do some sit ups you overweight human garbage disposole! (updated) stop worring about banning.....your on here too much anyway....put that same effert into working out nigga!!!!
15. 50 Cent; Reason: Because this idiot had the audacity to say that kids should play he’s game even though it’s violent….he wants kids to learn how it is in the hood for real gangsters…..50 get your overly inflated head out of your ass! The hood isn’t nigga’s walking around looking for ppl to shoot for no apparent reason you monkey looking down low homo!
14.*** J.T.; Reason: Because he put his rep on the line by letting A.R. ghostwrite for him…..yo j.t. wake up you have skill…don’t you ever let someone right for you, joking or not…it’s gay….ask dap.
13. Afeni Shakur; Reason: Because she continues to let mothafuckas ruin her deceased son’s rep as a great emcee but putting out sup par work and fucking weak production….yo afeni….stop being money hungry and fucking stop tarnishing your sons gift.
12.*** Streets Disciple; Reason: Because he is of Indian heritage but knows more then most Americans about American heritage…….your to smart for your own good you intelligent bastard….this is America nigga! Dumb it down!
11. Puff Daddy, Puffy, P.Diddy or what ever the fuck his name is; Reason: Because he continues to use biggie to fatten his pockets even though biggie has been died for almost a decade….you puffy fucker…stop being a money hungry ceo that fucks his own artist for publishing and royalty credits and get off you ass and find some new talent instead of just focusing on your career your dolphin teeth having ass whipe!
10. *** Migraine; Reason: Because he was the house slave that told masta that I was running away with Harriet Tubman in our past life!!! Fuck you light skinned basterds your all evil!!!
9. Sammy Sosa; Reason: For getting caught with a corked bat and then steroid abuse…..once bitten twice shy mothafucka!!! Learn you lessons and move on nigga….you fucked up a lot of bets that ppl made on your innocence!
8. Britney Spears; Reason: Because the stupid bitch was driving with her fucking new born baby in her lap!!! And she got Kevin Federline in the music game…..talking about he has flow! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT FLOW???? I SHOULD SMACK YOUR MOTHER FOR HAVING YOUR STUPID BLOND ASS!
7. Benzino; Reason: This mothafucka had an interview talking about grandparents are going to sing his praise because he is such a great man then a week later his stupid ass lost his position at the source…….Yo fucker stop ruining hip hop with you stupid statements and worthless music!!! I use your cd as a weed plate and I don’t even smoke weed!!! That shows how bad you are!
6. Dick Chaney; Reason: Because the stupid mothafucka shot his friend in the fucking face because he thought he was a fucking BIRD!!!….YO CHANEY LAY OFF THE FUCKING L.S.D. YOU GOT DAMN JUNKIE…HOW THE FUCK DOES A MAN LOOK LIKE A BIRD!?!?!?!?
5. D4L; Reason: Because this is the worst group to come into hip hop since “tag team†and the worst part is they have had not one but two hit singles!!!! What the fuck is wrong with hip hop fans!!! Do you have ears ppl???
4. Bill Cosby; Reason: Because this hypocrite had the nerve…. you hear me the nerve to talk about what black families need to do and how bad black parents are then it comes out that this fucker had illegitimate children!!!! Yo bill stop trying to be doctor Phil and get back to you pudding pop hustle you fucking hypocrite!
3. R. Kelly; Reason: For setting up the video camera!!! It’s one thing to get caught….it’s another thing to set yourself up!!!! Then after that he freaks out while on tour at the garden and talks about he sees guns only to be paper sprayed and kicked off the tour…then tries to sue jay-z…..YO KELLY…you fuck up my money I’d do much worse then fucking pepper spraying your ass so drop the suet and cont your blessings fucker!!! And stop bitching about guns…your making us Midwest nigga’s look bad!!
2. Mayor Marion Barry; Reason: Oh yeah you’ll know this shit was coming….he was the Washington D.C. mayor that got caught smocking dope in a hotel in a police sting!!!! Then got RE-ELECTED after!!! Yo berry thanks for setting blacks back 30 or 40 years you fuck rag!!! And what the fuck is up with the citizens of D.C.??? you'll need to get off that shit to for re-electing this dick head!!
AND THE NUMBER 1 “I WANT TO SMACK THIS MOTHAFUCKA WITH A BAT†WINNER IS………
1. George Bush; Reason: I’m sorry…to list the reasons behind his smack worthier behavior would take far to much time out of my life…..congratulations bush for being the #1 person on my list…..YOU FUCKING SHIT STAIN OF LIFE
p.s. those with *** before there name…I was joking…hope you like the list. lol
But I just realized that I had the option to turn off signatures, so it's not really an issue anymore.
word...nobody is tryin to read all that shit so its just a waste of space
somebody activate the damn pic sigs or w/e yo cuz the unnecessary text shit is way out of hand..