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FROST
Anyone got any tight secrets they want to share about the game or any storys wanna share?
Beverly_Hills_G
they gotta make one for beverly cuz dat would be da truth. yall just playin on a videogame but for me and my homies this shit is real life mayne
Malibu's Most Wanted
Yea malibu is street as hell ,we should be name numba 1 danger city sheeh the cops are scare to pass by our streetz
Setsotama
Baltimore
Chicago
Memphis





They should make a GTA for those cities
Lamont Coleman
the nex one is suppose to take place in london england, from what i've heard.
Hytola
QUOTE (Lamont Coleman @ Apr 17 2006, 04:41 AM)
the nex one is suppose to take place in london england, from what i've heard.

That would be dope
Omma Dilla
Naw, Tokyo would be the shit!
Corporal Punishment
OG Loc is a character. He reminds me of this dude I know around the way. He raps too, he sounds like shit, everybody is like, "Dog, you're wack", but he thinks he's the next 50 Cent. I was laughing my ass off at the mission where you gotta kidnap Mad Dog's manager and drive him into the ocean. What's funny is that on the talk radio station, when you do that, they report it.
Enigma
QUOTE (Corporal Punishment @ Apr 17 2006, 09:32 PM)
OG Loc is a character. He reminds me of this dude I know around the way. He raps too, he sounds like shit, everybody is like, "Dog, you're wack", but he thinks he's the next 50 Cent. I was laughing my ass off at the mission where you gotta kidnap Mad Dog's manager and drive him into the ocean. What's funny is that on the talk radio station, when you do that, they report it.

"IT'S OG LOC IN DA PLACE....YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME WHEN I GOT A GUN IN YA FACE!!!!" laugh.gif





"I'M GANNNNNNGSTAAAAA!!!!!"




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Corporal Punishment
QUOTE (Enigma @ Apr 17 2006, 11:26 PM)
QUOTE (Corporal Punishment @ Apr 17 2006, 09:32 PM)
OG Loc is a character.  He reminds me of this dude I know around the way.  He raps too, he sounds like shit, everybody is like, "Dog, you're wack", but he thinks he's the next 50 Cent.  I was laughing my ass off at the mission where you gotta kidnap Mad Dog's manager and drive him into the ocean.  What's funny is that on the talk radio station, when you do that, they report it.

"IT'S OG LOC IN DA PLACE....YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME WHEN I GOT A GUN IN YA FACE!!!!" laugh.gif





"I'M GANNNNNNGSTAAAAA!!!!!"




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Some of my favorite dialog:

Big Smoke: Hey - excuse me, Jose, yo soy El Grando Smokio, and I want grass? Comprende?

ESE: Eh, fuck you cabron

Big Smoke: Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio.

ESE: Chinga a tu madre, pendejo.


RYDER: Yeeaahh, CJ... Hey, CJ, tell me why I didn't finish high school.

CJ: Because you been dealing drugs, man, since the age of ten!

RYDER: No, that ain't it.

CJ: Because you went and put hands on that teacher for wearing Balla colours!

RYDER:No, that ain't it either. It's 'cause I'm too intelligent for this shit, man. I am the real deal, fool. Oh yeah. A genius

CJ: Oh, oh yeah...

RYDER: Who has more straps than anybody? Who has all the straps, huh?

CJ: A man with a lot of guns? Shit, I give up!

RYDER: The army, my nigga, the army!



OG LOC: Freddy! I've come for you, you mother-fucker!

CJ: Hey, Loc, hold up!
CJ
FREDDY: Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea, man - that was just a prison thing! I got plenty of muchachas on the outside, I don't need your scrawny ass!

OG LOC: Man, ignore him, CJ, I don't know what he talking about. Hey, yo', gimme back my rhymes you thief, I'm gangsta!

FREDDY: You dropped the soap sugar, I don't know nothing about any rhymes!




















ThizzinN530
san andreas was allrite......some of the shit they say in that shit is hella funny.. laugh.gif
g-estnigga.
i just realized how white and dumbass the niggas that made san andreas was
boxingking3000
well if ur such a G y u playin videogames?lol
mr jiffo
QUOTE (Omma Dilla @ Apr 17 2006, 10:06 PM)
Naw, Tokyo would be the shit!

agreed.
FROST
whats so good about tokio?
g-estnigga.
QUOTE (boxingking3000 @ Apr 21 2006, 05:08 PM)
well if ur such a G y u playin videogames?lol

that's wrong and stupid nobody's laughin yo ass from the suburbs what you know about gangsta? gangstas do whatever they want goof ass nigga
g-estnigga.
you don't know nuttin bout bein no g clown fuck outta here that's that bullshit i don't nobody not got video games stupid ass suburban clown

stop tryin to be hood on the net errbody see thru you clown ass nigga famo shut yo internet ass up
boxingking3000
well according to that poll YOU the one from the suburbs
OAKWOOD_416
hell naww fuck tokyo chi or anyone of them cities they should make it about Toronto or at least true crime streets of toronto give us our credit lol
g-estnigga.
QUOTE (boxingking3000 @ Apr 22 2006, 11:41 AM)
well according to that poll YOU the one from the suburbs

http://www.xxlmag.com/mb/index.php?showtopic=25138&st=0

dumbass bc posted a picture of my hood that happened to be back in they day and i noted everything that changed described the church on the next block and everything

pussy ass nigga that poll don't mean nothin first off alot of people voted burbs who i don't even fuck wit or talked to and have under 100 posts and alot of people thought the thread was about themselves

real recognize real an internet site is not real i'm hated as fuck what do you expect

this how it looks to me "according to a poll of fake ass muhfuckas i'm white and from the suburbs" fuck outta here that's that bullshit
g-estnigga.
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 22 2006, 06:11 PM)
hell naww fuck tokyo chi or anyone of them cities they should make it about Toronto or at least true crime streets of toronto give us our credit lol

and fuck you
FunkDoctor
QUOTE (g-estnigga. @ Apr 22 2006, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 22 2006, 06:11 PM)
hell naww fuck tokyo chi or anyone of them cities they should make it about Toronto or at least true crime streets of toronto give us our credit lol

and fuck you

laugh.gif toronto is boring as fuck anyway, do like zimbabwe, shits fucked up there, ask my pops, he just been there, niggas is actually got no water, planes can't even land there
OAKWOOD_416
QUOTE (FunkDoctor @ Apr 22 2006, 08:29 PM)
QUOTE (g-estnigga. @ Apr 22 2006, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 22 2006, 06:11 PM)
hell naww fuck tokyo chi or anyone of them cities they should make it about Toronto or at least true crime streets of toronto give us our credit lol

and fuck you

laugh.gif toronto is boring as fuck anyway, do like zimbabwe, shits fucked up there, ask my pops, he just been there, niggas is actually got no water, planes can't even land there

boring as fuck yeah that's why all them ny niggaz and actors shoot movie scenes here and make it pass for their own city, baby we the screwface capital of te world
g-estnigga.
don't ever say fuck chicago again
FunkDoctor
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 23 2006, 03:47 AM)
QUOTE (FunkDoctor @ Apr 22 2006, 08:29 PM)
QUOTE (g-estnigga. @ Apr 22 2006, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 22 2006, 06:11 PM)
hell naww fuck tokyo chi or anyone of them cities they should make it about Toronto or at least true crime streets of toronto give us our credit lol

and fuck you

laugh.gif toronto is boring as fuck anyway, do like zimbabwe, shits fucked up there, ask my pops, he just been there, niggas is actually got no water, planes can't even land there

boring as fuck yeah that's why all them ny niggaz and actors shoot movie scenes here and make it pass for their own city, baby we the screwface capital of te world

thats cus they know they gon be safe there, shit may look like a hood but they know they ain't gonna get shot at or some shit, bitch ass
mr jiffo
grand theft auto zimbabwe? wouldn't that be a little insensetive?
FROST
Grand Theft Auto :MEXICO ph34r.gif


boxingking3000
mexico be a good one. tijuanna or however u spell it
OAKWOOD_416
QUOTE (FunkDoctor @ Apr 23 2006, 09:24 AM)
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 23 2006, 03:47 AM)
QUOTE (FunkDoctor @ Apr 22 2006, 08:29 PM)
QUOTE (g-estnigga. @ Apr 22 2006, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 22 2006, 06:11 PM)
hell naww fuck tokyo chi or anyone of them cities they should make it about Toronto or at least true crime streets of toronto give us our credit lol

and fuck you

laugh.gif toronto is boring as fuck anyway, do like zimbabwe, shits fucked up there, ask my pops, he just been there, niggas is actually got no water, planes can't even land there

boring as fuck yeah that's why all them ny niggaz and actors shoot movie scenes here and make it pass for their own city, baby we the screwface capital of te world

thats cus they know they gon be safe there, shit may look like a hood but they know they ain't gonna get shot at or some shit, bitch ass

yeah right look at what happened to ur boy dmx, when he shot exit wounds in regent park's hood up here he didn't want to have any extra's from regent in the scene and he got rushed the fuck outta there, look what happens to Ja everytime he comes to a club out here a fight broke out. and g-est nigga i didn't mean fuck chi town i got love for the chi no doubt, but i meant fuck doin it in chicago
FunkDoctor
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 23 2006, 02:38 PM)
QUOTE (FunkDoctor @ Apr 23 2006, 09:24 AM)
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 23 2006, 03:47 AM)
QUOTE (FunkDoctor @ Apr 22 2006, 08:29 PM)
QUOTE (g-estnigga. @ Apr 22 2006, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (OAKWOOD_416 @ Apr 22 2006, 06:11 PM)
hell naww fuck tokyo chi or anyone of them cities they should make it about Toronto or at least true crime streets of toronto give us our credit lol

and fuck you

laugh.gif toronto is boring as fuck anyway, do like zimbabwe, shits fucked up there, ask my pops, he just been there, niggas is actually got no water, planes can't even land there

boring as fuck yeah that's why all them ny niggaz and actors shoot movie scenes here and make it pass for their own city, baby we the screwface capital of te world

thats cus they know they gon be safe there, shit may look like a hood but they know they ain't gonna get shot at or some shit, bitch ass

yeah right look at what happened to ur boy dmx, when he shot exit wounds in regent park's hood up here he didn't want to have any extra's from regent in the scene and he got rushed the fuck outta there, look what happens to Ja everytime he comes to a club out here a fight broke out. and g-est nigga i didn't mean fuck chi town i got love for the chi no doubt, but i meant fuck doin it in chicago

well congratulations, people in "hollywood" now think you live in a tough area, atleast someone does smile.gif
Tical
haha they should do it in like Mississippi

or Grand Theft Auto: Alberta ahaha
Young Blood 89'
Fuck the bullshit they need to make one with Detroit.
major dick ryda reporting 4 duty
They should make a GTA out of Atlanta where I live.
bmoney$
Grand Theft Auto : iraq

played by bush
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