man that was funny

Aight, I just recently started fuckin a yr ago... Neway. I givin my nigga head, or whateva like a couple of days ago, n my mama call me. He tell me not 2 answer the phone but I do neway... So he holdn my head down there, n all I could do is make noises like ahhhuh, n hmmm n I cant even say Idk 2 the bitch. So we hang up, his mama home, n he talkn bout he kant fuck me... He end up fuckin me, I end up moanin so loud, his mama come down stairs, start yellin @ him. I grab my keys n my cell phone, n I dip. I was so scared she was going 2 follow me outside, so I just started running, call my mom back, tell her I was eating, n then... That was it... LoL. Now when we talk about this I cant stop laughin cause his mama loves me now.. LoL. (Sorry if it was kinda boring... Bt my life is...)

Oh man i gotta tell this story..kinda long but stay with me

Ok i'm a member at this one social club and you need to be buzzed in to get in (doors stay locked). Anyway i was there with my wife and acouple of my aunts. So my wife leaves and takes the car cause she had to work early the next morning i told her i'd get a ride home with one of my Aunts. So i'm there with my Aunts chillen gettin it in when as my wife went out the front door three chicks come in the one had this short jean tennis type skirt on, she looked bangin plus she looked like she had already been gettin it in so my one aunt who is cool as shit goes to the bathroom and the girl goes too, so my aunt comes up to me and says "that chick wants me to introduce u to her, she said u look good" so she grabs the girl and brings her over does the intro, i buy the chick a drink, so through out the night i'm dancing with the broad, she's OPEN lifting the shirt up she got the thong on rubbin it on my dick, i'm thinkin to myselft it's on and poppin with this broad that's when i notice the tampon string LOL!!! so i'm thinkin damn i aint gonna pipe so head is still an option. So by middle of the night she's wrecked talking bout "Do u really like me? don't front and hurt my feelings" so anyway long story short she says she wants to kiss me so we go out the back door to the hallway it's dark she falls on the floor i'm thinking to myself "damn i ain't gettin nothing now" So i give her my hand to help her up that's when she like gets into a squatting position with her back against the wall, she grabs my dick thru my jeans and is like "Can i taste it?" (i love when chicks talk like that) so i'm like "yea if u want" lol so she's going at it on my dick, slopping it up, taking my hands and puttin um to the back of her head so i'm pretty much face fucking her, her heads hittin the wall, she takes it out, spits and says "don't cum in my mouth nigga" i'm like "ok i won't" so she gets back at it, i'm down her throat something serious i know she could tell i'm bout to cum so she takes it out again and says "u better not cum in my mouth nigga" i'm like "aight damn" so i'm deep in her throat and BAM i cum in her mouth, LMAO!! i couldn't help it i was deep in her throat. so she goes "damn nigga i told you not to cum in my mouth" LOL!! so i'm like "my bad", i rang the bell the door buzzed i helped in the door and i left right out the back walked to my mans crib a half block down the street. never seen the broad again, i seen her one girl tho that was with her but didn't speak to her. LMAO!!

A story i got from another site

Honeymoon Jamaican Style, Part 1

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True story or not? Who's to say? Either way, enjoy...

After a hectic week, it was finally time to hit the beach for a whole week in Ocho Rios. We were dog tired when we arrived since we had a late evening wedding followed by a reception, then had to drive four hours to the airport to catch a 6am flight. After the reception in the hotel lobby, my new bride and I retired to our room for some much needed rest. We hadn't even consumated our marriage yet!

After about six strong hours of sleep, we woke up and showered together and hit the dining area of the resort for dinner. As soon as we got near the beach, we realized this would be a non-stop party for the entire week. While we ate, the entertainment director introduced the event planners. One of the planners caught both of our eyes immediately. For the record, my wife is NOT bi-sexual nor bi-curious, and believe me, I investigated to find out. But this particular planner, we'll call her Jada, was drop dead gorgeous. She was not really my type, but her beauty could not be denied. She was short, with a short hairstyle, light skin, and hazel eyes with one of those soft, slim bodies where her curves can't be hidden. We'll call her Jada because of her striking resemblence to Jada Pinkett. For such a small woman, she had an ass that demanded attention. Anyway, the planners were permitted to pick the couples they would plan events for, and Jada picked us first because "we looked like we wanted to have fun." I wanted to have fun with her all right. I had barely been married 24 hours and already I was desiring another woman. Sounds like trouble...little did I know...

After hangin out a little longer, and having a few rum punches, my wife was ready to retire...for obvious reasons. When we got back to the room, my wife was running bath water and I was putting away clothes, when we received a knock on the door. It was Jada with a bottle of champagne and two glasses. "A gift for the newlyweds" she said. I told her thanks while trying not to become entranced in her eyes. My suddenly adventurous wife emerged from the bathroom topless, and I quickly noticed Jada's eyes sparkle at the sight of her DDs. My wife commented on how cute she looked in her outfit. Jada had changed for the beach party and asked if we would be joining. We told her know, and she caught on right away. In her Jamaican accent she told us, "I get it, you newlyweds want to relax and let the atmosphere take over. Cool mon." With that, she handed me a reached in her bag and handed me a bag of Jamaica's finest sticky-icky and some papers. "Enjoy." Tomorrow night, you guys are mine. Little did we know...

While bathing together and sipping champagne, my wife went on and on about how cute she thought Jada was. I played it off saying she wasn't my type, but she was cute. My wife insisted if allowed, I'd bang her. With a little more coaxing from her, I admitted I'd probably hit it, for no other reason that I'm a man. "Well too bad," she said, "you're gettin the same pussy for the rest of your life." I laughed, but deep down it hurt my soul. So once we got to um...consummating (LOL), my usually shy and conservative wife started talkin dirty to me. While she slowly grinded on top of me, she kept saying, "I bet you wish this was Jada's pussy don't you. Tell me you want her pussy. Tell me or I'll stop!" So playing along I told her, "Nah, I wish Jada was sitting on my face while you ride my dick. I wish I could sit in the recliner and watch you and Jada lick each other's pussy. I want to fuck Jada from behind while she licks you to multiple orgasms." She grinded faster, turned on by my outburst, "You want me to suck on her clit don't you. You want to fuck me in the ass and pull out and cum all over our face? You want us to kiss and share your cum, then suck your dick some more?" By this time I can't take it anymore and start exploding inside my wife as she clinches and I feel her having her first orgasm. She collapsed beside me and after catching her breath she whispered, "you know that was just dirty talk right? I'm not doing shit with another woman and neither are you." I played along even though I was dejected. That night I dreamed about Jada and my wife going at it. Here's that expression again...little did I know...

The next night was the Luau. My wife and I had spent the day exploring. We made the trek up Dunn's River Falls, and did some shopping at one of the many marketplaces. By nightfall, we were ready to unwind. She pulled a very skimpy two piece from her suitcase that I would NEVER expect her to wear. It was a white bikini that barely held her huge breasts and allowed just enough of that ample ass to bulge out the sides of the bottom. She threw on a wrap and slyly smiled while I tried to push my eyes back in my head. As we walked over to the beach I couldn't keep my hands off of her. And she loved every moment of it. At the beach we sipped on our drinks and danced to some reggae. She couldn't keep her hands off of me either as she fondled me every chance she got, not caring who saw. She loved to dance but only when she was tipsy, and after her second drink was grinding her ass into my dick causing my manhood to swell. I didn't care. Everyone there was letting it all hang out so who cares. We walked over to our tables for a break and she held my dick the whole way there. We saw Jada walk up and it was clear they both had similar taste in swimwear, as Jada also had on a white skimpy bikini, except hers was a thong that her wrap did nothing to hide. Now I knew this woman had ass but WOW!!! I mean the thong disappeared in her ass and it seemed like it would take tools to get it out. She also had that gap in her thighs that were signs of thickness. You could see she had a fat pussy. She was being quite the hostess but seemed to spend more time with us than anyone else. She said it was her off-night, but she still had to be a good hostess. We continued to enjoy ourselves, and my wife Jada chatted away like old friends. They had hit it off amazingly and found they had a lot in common. Towards the end of the Luau, we were nice and tipsy but ready to party more. Jada insisted we go with her to Margaritaville. My wife jumped at chance but wanted to go to the room first. As soon as we got to the room, she attacked me. She said her pussy was soaked and she needed relief before we went anywhere. My dick jumped to attention immediately, but I told her save the pussy for later. We 69'ed each other for what seemed like an eternity. My wife was suckin my dick more aggressively than she ever had and I was loving it. I lapped away at her freshly waxed pussy like it was my last meal. She had already came twice when I felt my orgasm brewing. As in times past, I tapped her shoulder to let her know I was about to explode so she could take cover. Yet another surprise...she didn't move. She took my deeper to the back of her throat and jacked me off with her hand. She worked my dick like a pro and as I started to cum she stayed right there, swallowing load after load until it was all over. She turned around to face me and used her fingers to get the bits she had missed from her chin and opened her mouth to show me that it was all gone. She leaned in to kiss me, and I tried to dodge, but she told me, if you ever want that to happen again you better kiss me...so I thought, what the hell, only live once right?

We met Jada and two other couples back at the lobby. She had arranged transportation and off we went to Margaritaville. The party inside this place was pumpin, the drinks were flowing, and the women were looking delicious. We started taking shots of rum as soon as we got there, and it the dancefloor/swimming pool. After about an hour, the other two couples had had enough and were ready to retire for the evening. My wife wanted to party on so we stayed behind. We thought Jada left with the other couples but she came back in saying she wanted to finish partying with us. She pulled out a HUGE joint and lit it up. The three of us got high as giraffe's ass and danced and laughed like we had been friends for years. My wife continued to shock me when she hopped in a dance contest. She was clearly drunk but having a great time and made it to the finals. She and Jada started dancing together, which was not uncommon. When it was time for the Finals, my wife said she wanted to do a couple of body shots for inspiration. I was about to lay back so she could do them, but she said, uh uh, not on you, on Jada. I had to hide my smile and act shocked...Jada laid and my wife lined her tummy with sugar and downed her rum shot. She then hit the stage, and was about neck and neck with her competition, until she pulled out another surprise and ripped her top off. Now I mentioned the DDs before, but what I didn't mention was that they're all natural, but they sit up nicely. My shy little wife wasn't so shy anymore and she pocketed the $500 prize. What the hell, you only live once eh? During the competition, Jada had made it pretty clear that she liked to sleep on both sides of the bed. She kept commenting on my wife's body and once saw the DDs, told me she would love to have a set of those in her bed tonight. I told her I'd love to see her in bed with a set of those and we laughed it off. We were drunk so it wasn't at all awkward. My wife was having a blast and I was too. We deserved it after a hectic week. Besides, what happens in Jamaica was going to stay in Jamaica...

On the way back to the resort, we continued to trip out. My wife said she was feeling frisky and I had better get ready. I was sitting between the two women, and without warning, my wife untied my shorts and started stroking my dick. I said, "Well damn, you might as well just pull it out." And with that she did. As she stroked my dick, it was obvious Jada liked what she saw, and my wife kept exchanging glances with the two of us. Out the corner of my eye, I could see Jada had slipped her own hand between her legs and was massaging her pussy. The ride got reeeeaaaaalllllyyy quiet as tension filled the air. I leaned in and kissed my wife and she let go of my dick and got into the kiss. I started massaging her steaming pussy through the thin material of her bikini. I whispered in her ear that maybe we should stop so we don't make our visitor too jealous. Jada said, "I bet you guys are going to have a great time tonight. I'm glad you had fun, mon." She told us she was going to stay in one of the guest rooms at the hotel because she was too drunk to drive home. We hugged her and told her we would see her tomorrow. She scurried away to the lobby. Back in the room, my complained about being hungry, so after I showered I went to the resort grill and got us some grub and something to drink. Little did I know it was a set up...

When I got back to the room and opened the door, my wife was not alone. She was sitting on the table with her legs spread and none other than the lovely Jada was between her legs sucking her nipples. I stood in the doorway with my mouth wide open as the two ladies watched me. They were both naked and the light from the moon shined through the window highlighting their bodies. Jada stood and faced me as my wife moved in behind her and started massaging her nipples from behind. Jada's pussy was super fat with big pouty lips and she was super wet. She was nicely trimmed with just a small tuft of hair right above her clit. She reached down and dipped two fingers into her pussy and licked one clean. She gave the other to my wife and she licked it clean. My wife then returned the flavor so that both ladies could anticipate tasting each other. I continued to stand there in amazement, when my wife seductively said to me...well, aren't you going to join us? Didn't have to tell me twice...

To be continued...

Honeymoon Jamaican Style, Part 2

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***If you haven't read Part 1, fall back and do that first for the build-up***

So here we are. Every man's fantasy come true. Now I've got to admit, I've always wanted to do this, but I never wanted to do it with the woman I'd spend my life with. Reason being, it just seemed like there would be so many restrictions on what we could do. I always imagined my 3-some being a no holds (or holes) barred sexcapade. So as I approached the two women, I was thinking in the back of my mind, how is this gonna work out? Will I be able to taste little Jada? Is my wife going to let me give everything to Jada that I give to her?

Well, clearly, these ladies had collaborated and planned this out of time because everything that happened was calculated as if it was scripted. As I approached the two goddesses, I removed all my clothing. My dick was already rock hard and twitching in anticipation. My wife met me and gave me a deep kiss and told me, "Relax, mama got you tonight." With that she pushed me back in a chair and tied my hands behind my back with her bikini top. The ladies then took turns teasing me. It was killing me to not be able to reach out and touch. Jada turned on some slow sensual reggae and started off the teasing by giving me a nice lap dance. My wife turned on a lamp so I could see everything. Now I'm back on Jada's body. This chick's body is damn near indescribable. I mean she wasn't too heavy up top, according to her a perfect C, just right for her body. I knew her stomach was flat but I didn't know her abs would be so ripped. She had a very athletic body with a very small waist. But when it came down to the hips, that's when the rubber meats the road. She was built "Ford tough" if you will. She had that waist-to-ass ratio that makes most black men go nuts. She turned around and I got a better view of that ass. She had the kind of bubble that could shut down a strip club, and she knew how to bounce it and make it jiggle. She bent over so I could see her neatly trimmed pussy from behind. Just as I thought, the thing was fat and made for licking. My wife kneeled beside me and whispered in my ear. "You want to lick it don't you? You want her to back up and put her whole ass in your face don't you? You want to spread those big juicy lips apart and push your tongue deep inside her hole and tonguefuck her don't you?" All I could say was "mm hmm." That's when the dominatrix in her came out. She told me I better keep my tongue in my mouth or she'd rip it off. Nice dirty talk. My dick jumped from the verbal and visual stimulation.

"You want to slide that big dick in that pussy don't you?" "Hell yeah." Now I don't brag on my dick, because I feel like real "cocksman" don't have to. But just for the sake of the story, my wife has a tendency to stare at because she thinks it's "beautiful" and perfectly shaped. Anyway, on cue, Jada slides my dick between her ass cheeks and starts flexing her ass, jackin my dick between her cheeks. She flips up, and with her back to me she throws her legs on to my shoulders so that her pussy is right in my face. I want lick it so badly but my wife tells me, "not yet." And if that wasn't enough, she leans and takes a looonnng lick for herself, from clit to asshole. Jada wiggles her hips at the sensation and lets out a long moan.

Then they switch and the teasing continues. Now my wife is giving the lap dance. Now whereas Jada is the "slim goodie" of the two, my wife is pure brickhouse. She loves her body so she works out enough to keep her tummy flat, but not so much that it makes her a hardbody. "I like being soft, but shapely" is how she explains it to me. She has that crazy hips to ass ratio. The internet model Champagne is a perfect description of my wife's body. She straddles me legs and I feel the heat from her pussy on my dick. She puts her DDs in my face and shakes them. She's got those naturals that gravity hasn't taken a toll on just yet. She puts each nipple in my mouth and instructs me, "suck them." Jada kneels beside me and starts telling me all the things she wants to do to my wife. She tells me how she wants to taste her cum and make her explode over and over. She then assures me that I'm in for a treat to. She teases me about how she loves giving oral sex. She tells me that her pussy is on fire and she can't wait to feel me inside her. With that, my wife unties my hands, and tells me to stay in the chair. I'm usually the one in charge in the bedroom, but I'm thoroughly enjoying this side of my wife. The two goddesses move over to the bed and start kissing passionately. My wife insists she's never done this before, but she sure looks like a pro. They take turns sucking each others nipples. Jada reaches in her bag and pulls out some strawberry flavored oil and pours it on both of them and they rub and grind on each other so both of they're bodies are glistening. They then just attack each other and start licking all over. Before long, they've settled into a nice 69 with my wife on the bottom. Jada waste no time diving in, suffocating herself in my wife's pussy. My wife on the other hand takes her time. She observes Jada's pussy. Spreads the lips apart and admires it. She slides a finger inside her hole and feels Jada's muscles contract around her finger. Then, she finally starts her licking. Now they say noone can eat a pussy like a woman and my wife sure seemed like a natural. I sat there gripping the arms of the chair, about to explode just from watching. My wife looks over at me and says, "What, you're not enjoying the show?" I tell her I am, just waiting on my turn to join the fun. "I can't tell you're enjoying the show. Most men would be jackin there dicks by now. Why aren't you? You don't appreciate what we're doing?" With that, Jada tosses me the bottle of oil and I dab a little bit on and work it in. "Do it slow," they both say damn near in unison. So as I slowly stroke my dick, I watch these two sirens devour each other. My wife has her first orgasm and Jada is not far behind. And they keep licking. I'm thinking to myself they're going to wear each other out before I get to join in. After two more orgasms a piece, they both look over at me. Jada asks me if I'm bored yet? "I could do this all night" I tell her. My wife motions to me to join them on the bed.

I lie in the middle of the bed and the women both give me long kisses. I taste Jada's juices on my wifes tongue. They both taste wonderful. I love eating pussy and it looks like I'll get my fill tonight. Jada works her way down to my neck, then my nipples, working an agile tongue that feels great to me. My wife tells me she wants to relax and enjoy myself. She says they set this all up and intend for everyone to go to sleep fully satisfied. That meant anything goes. By this time Jada had made her way down to my dick and was slowly jacking my dick while licking my balls. She took each one in her mouth, applying just the right amount of pressure. She went a little lower to get that sensitive part just below my balls. My wife turned around and straddled my face and gave me a mouth full of her soaking wet pussy. She leaned down and started licking the head of my dick while Jada stroked it and licked my balls. Jada then worked up the underside of my shaft as my wife sucked just the head of my dick, sending chills up my body. I kept licking my wife, pressing her down so I could tongue her asshole. She loved it when I did that. The two ladies met at the head of my dick and made a sandwich, with my dickhead as the meat between the bread that was there lips. My wife then took in a little more as Jada spread my legs and begin licking my balls again. My wife worked into a nice rhythmn and even worked her hips on my face in rhythmn with her sucks. Jada begin tongueing the crack of my ass and found her way in and started licking my ass. This was a first for me. It wasn't something I ever really wanted, but I knew objecting could ruin the night so I let her. And let me tell you, I didn't know what I had been missing. The combination of my wife sucking and Jada licking my ass almost sent me over the edge. My wife sensed this and slowed up a little. They then switched places and I finally got to get Jada's pussy in my mouth. She savored it at first, grinding her pussy into my mouth. My wife slid her hands under my ass, gripping my cheeks and licking my balls. Jada then came down, and in one motion took my whole dick down her throat. When she came up she left it nice and wet with her spit. She then began stroking and sucking my dick like a pro. My wife had pushed me legs back even further and started tongueing my ass. These chicks were trying to do me in. I was in pure ecstacy and my normally controlled breathing had become ragged. I was moaning more than I ever had. I took Jada's clit in my mouth and began sucking and licking that. On cue, she increased her speed. We were officially in a race to see who would bust first. I'm happy to say I won, and she rewarded me with her cum in my mouth. I lapped up every drop and I could hear my wife saying you almost got him girl. Get him! With that Jada removed her hand and it was all mouth, deep throating me. I hated to say that she was better than my wife, because my wife was pretty good, but Jada was like WOW. My wife even spoke up on how she was handling up. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore. All the teasing, and slow grinding had filled my balls with cum and I was ready to release. My back came up off the bed as I shot my first load to the back of Jada's throat. The first blast made her back up and my second blast shot straight up in the air and landed back on my dick. Jada jumped back on my dick to suck every drop out and whatever she missed, my wife cleaned up. They were moaning and going nuts like I was shooting liquid gold into their mouths. I hadn't came that hard in a long time, and that was usually one that would put me to sleep. As the two ladies kissed and shared what was left of my cum, I watched in amazement as what had become my very own porno. I knew the night wasn't over. I had more work to do. Jada rolled off me onto her back and watched as she massaged her clit. "Are you going to fuck me with that big dick now?" She asked. And it was on...

I was blessed with the ability to keep an erection even after I cum, so I was ready to go right away. I slowly slid my dick inside that tight pussy and my wife watched and admired. She then straddled Jada's face, with her body hanging off the end of the bed. She balanced herself on the floor as I started to long stroke Jada. She cried out in ecstacy and tried her best to give some attention to my wife's clit. I helped her out a little bit and leaned in and started tongueing my wife's now wet asshole. Now everybody had a piece of the action. I was balls deep in Jada's tight pussy, and my wife was getting her pussy and ass licked by both of us. I increased the pace on Jada's pussy, not yet doing what I intended to do, which was make her pussy beg for mercy. I massaged my wife's asshole with my thumb and slowly slid that in. Instantly my wife started to squirt jets of cum onto Jada's chin and chest. I knew how to give her the ultimate orgasms. Anal play mixed with some clit massaging does the trick everytime. I pulled my thumb out and slid two fingers in, getting my wife ready for what was to cum later. She was in the middle of multiples when Jada had her first orgasm. Now I was the man. I was in control. After my wife's last orgasm, I pushed her off the bed and she went to the chair I was sitting in earlier. She straddled the arms with her legs and slowly massaged her clit while she watched me fuck Jada. She knew I was about to fuck the shit out of Jada and she wanted to be a spectator. I pushed Jada's legs back to her shoulder and my dick seemed to go even deeper. Jada's eyes rolled back and she let out a load moan. I started stroking Jada's pussy with fast, long strokes mixed with some grinding, and before long she was cumming again. I leaned in and put my arms under her shoulders so she was pinned down and had nowhere to go. I fucked her hard and deep. She had tears in her eyes as she begged me not to stop. I looked up and saw that my wife was working herself through another orgasm watching me fuck this island woman with wreckless abandon. I lifted Jada off the bed and stood up, big guy fuckin her. I was 6'4, and a solid 250 lbs., and Jada couldn't have been anymore than 125lbs, so carrying her was easy. I walked her over to where my wife was and leaned her down so that the back of her head rested in my wifes arms and on her chest. My wife stroked her hair and massaged her nipples as I continued fuckin her wrecklessly. Jada came two more times before I finally took mercy on her and laid her down on the bed.

But poor thing, she thought it was over until my wife straddled her and they began another 69. But I know my wife. She had ulterior motives. She loved to have her pussy licked, but she wanted her ass in the air to invite me to the finale. I watched for a moment as they slowly licked each other. I leaned in got her ass nice and wet again. I then whispered to Jada, hope you don't mind, and with that, I positioned myself and started the journey into the love below the love below (LOL). I slid the head in first and worked it around. Jada, obviously turned on by this got her second wind and started licking my wife's clit more vigorously. I kept easing in until I was in as deep as my wife wanted me. I started out slow, following my wife's body language so I'd know when she wanted more. She was in ecstacy, not even realizing she was ignoring Jada's pussy, but Jada didn't seem to mind. I could feel my wife's body trembling and I knew she was about to start her multiples again, so I quikened the pace. I gave both of her ass cheeks two nice smacks and watched that huge ass jiggle in response. As I was stroking Jada alternated between licking my wife's clit and licking my balls. This was about to send us both over the edge because I felt my second nut brewing. I spread my wife's cheeks apart and stroked harder as she begged for me. I thought poor Jada was going to drown as much cum as my wife squirted down on her, but she lapped up as much as she could handle. By this time I was in my zone and was ready to blast off. My wife, sensing this took my dick out and turned around jacking my dick as Jada licked my balls. The first stream of cum squirted on Jada's tits and made a nice puddle. My wife took the rest down her throat. She then licked up the puddle on Jada's tits and gave it to Jada. I watched as these two goddesses tongued each other with my cum in their mouth and I felt like king of the world.

Jada decided to sleep in bed with us and my wife put her in between us two. Throughout the remainder of the night, or morning rather, we slept completely satisfied, with only an occasional touch or grab as a remainder. The rest of the week was wonderful. Jada joined us twice more before we left that Saturday.

Next week will mark three years to the day this happened. My wife and I rarely talk about it, almost never. It's never happened again, and I'm sure it never will, unless we go back to Jamaica...maybe. But I'm okay with that. Since that time we had a beautiful little girl and have toned down our occasional wildside considerably.

I lived like a king for a week with two gorgeous women in my bed and that's much more than I ever imagined. I'll never forget Couples Resort in Ocho Rios, Jamaica, and I'll definitely never forget little Jada. And chances are, my wife never will either.

I just wanna say the best nut is when you have your girl finish you off by blowing you ......but to get that you gotta give her , her's ( the O ) ............I used to have this girl always finish me off like that , but now I found this white gurl who loves cum like it was ice cream .........

she be making me bite my hand when I nut to not scream out ......I have to scream out mercy when it gets to be too much .........but she dont stop .....its like she likes seeing me screm out and literally ask for "mercy".........shit , this white gurl is B-A-D

Damn what happened? No more freaky stories!!!

Ummm not really a juicy story but an embarassing one...

4 weeks ago I was at some girls house givin her a quickie before her brother came home from work,I was doggyin for about 5 mins. not to be graphic but she was still pretty tight and of nowhere I got a cramp in the back of thigh and my ass,when I felt it I tried to run before pullin out...I ended up bending my dick...I fell to the floor holdin my junk and my ass...

There's nothing more humiliating for a man holding his dick and his ass while yellin "owy owy owy"

you was having anal sex..now i know your a homo...sick fuck

Ummmm... where did it say I was having anal sex...because I did'nt type that so you must be having homoerotic fantasies

"doggyin"..thats what you stated fag..give up the gimmick..an come out of the closet already

You have no knowledge of sexual positions do you...since when has doggy style meant anal sex...also again with you following me around...GET OFF MAH DICK!

What the hell man? I been reading a couple of these stories and some of them sound like Penthouse Letters or some shit. If you gonna come with some shit, come with the real, tell YOUR story, not some made up shit. SMH. Ok, enough venting. I'm single again, and I'll be back with more ill stories of my misadventures with the opposite sex.

this aint from penthouse, check every issue....
i was at my friends house getting drunk, and at the time i wanted to root at my ex's best friend and i was getting there, workin on her n shit before that for the past 3 months or something (she had bfs on and off thats y it took so long). i was sitting there waiting for her to come but it turned out she couldnt so i was there with some people including my ex and everybody was telling me she still loved me or some shit and they kept goin "go fuck her man" and after about an hour of encouragement i walk up and sit next to her and without any notice start making out with her, then we walk up to a bedroom and get to the action and when i last rooted her she hadnt shaved so i pulled off her pants and she had shaved and i was "daaammn" and started eating her out then we did 69 but at this time i couldnt get my dick up. i dont kno if anyone else has this, but when im drunk as fuck i cant get my dick up so i ended up fucking her with a semi for like 5 mins then just said "fuck it" and we bailed from the room and i went and threw up cus i had too much to drink.

Coming soon.. The Smash List Four series. In the tradition of Kill Bill, a series of four different females I been scheming to fuck. They are all for different reasons: One girl I been trying to get with since I was a teenager, another is one I got with before and she's back for seconds, another girl who tracked me down online, and the last is a revenge fuck, the bitch played me and I'm about to get some get back. I'll keep ya'll posted.

....shhhiiiiidddd....this is some explicit material...one dudes 16 years old....


I have a few but mostly with older women (not granny ol', between 28-32)


Im 24 rite now....but this one story happened when I was 22


A girl or lady I was seeing came by my dorm house in her car. She was 27, at the time, a fine ass cheer-leader for Rochester's Lacrosse team. A Carribean mammi. Anyway, we were sexin a couple times before but this time was the illest. She comes over in her car, dressed in an evening skirt and all set to go for dinner. I aint in the mood to be in a crowd so I tell her we should just chill in the car, while its parked at the dorm. Shes like "What u wanna do" smiling and her eyes beaming as she looks over her dress. I pull out a black n mild and start puffin one cus I know shes down but I like to smooth it out first. After a few hits, she watches the smoke goin down my lips, honey pulls the cigar and takes a puff. She finishes hitting it and looks at my pant zipper and blows the smoke at my crotch. So im like fcuk it, I grab her neck and start kissin her. By this time shes already unzipped my pants and before she could pull it down Im like "Let me get in the driver's seat". So with a little difficulty we exchange seats and proceeded makin out while she worked my pants down. Rite then the radio played LL Cool J's "Phenomenon" and it was all business like back in the day...

While shes giving me brain I took out another black n puffed it slow. And chick is going hard, spittin and waxin my piece for a maximum smokin pleasure. By this time the windows is fogged up and the cars smokey as fuck. She does business and Im ready to ride. So i lift her up and drop her on my lap, lift her skirt so I can grip her ass. Shes startled cus her ass is jammed up against the front window for any passerby to see. But this is 9.30pm and most people dont use the entrance in front of the parking lot (or so i figured). We are Bangin each others lights out and Im still holding my cigar. Fifteen minutes goes into it and I Pull her chest close to mine so I can drop the pressure on my thighs. Anyway while working out astro-physics and quantum mechanics these two black dudes pass the car and they notice a Mazda jumpin on pavement. Shes hittin high notes when these dudes knock on the glass n in voice so innocent is like "Everything Ok in there" . As im bout to bust she rolls down the window and hands one of the cats My cigar like "hol this". I release, taking my time, roll the window down and reach for a waiting cigar. Gentlemanly-like said "Thank you" n wound the window back up.



......I have another story about a teacher....but I think Ill save it for another week

It was lengthy but gratifying day... Joanne's graduation signified four years of hard work with an actual social life mixed in.

"Four years and an architecture major! We're so proud of you," Joanne's father said to her.
"Thanks, Dad. Don't embarass me." He snaps a picture of her as she her two other girlfriends lean up against her.

He sprinted off to take pictures of others celebrating her graduation day. Joanne continued to talk among her friends, laughing and sharing stories about happenings just before the big day when she received her diploma. She noticed her dad was quite the shutterbug, only because he'd watched his daughter grow to become such a beautiful girl. Joanne never knew that her dad would be up jacking off to her pictures when everyone was away from home or asleep for the night.

More often than not, however, it was Joanne's classmates and suitemates from the dorms.. the boys... who really envied her. Who wouldn't want a piece of that hot, asian ass? She was smart and timid but very, very sexy.

"Thanks for inviting me to this", Jay said.
"Hehe, no problem. Thank her," said Tony as he pointed to Joanne, still among her friends. She looked back.
"Hey you see that," Jay asked.
Tony just smiled but winked back at her. Joanne blushed and resigned to talk with her friends yet again.
"Aww, don't worry man. I think she's just a little shy", Jay said.

"Well... thank you all for coming. I hope you all had a good dinner," her dad said. "Thanks so much!"

Joanne's friends and family slowly left for their homes, group by group. After a collective round of goodbyes and hugs, her dad paid the restaurant tab and gave his babygirl a kiss on the forehead before wishing them a safe rest-of-the-afternoon

Tony looked over to Jay, "Hey man I gotta go, family called and I have some commitments.
"Have a good one.", Jay smiled. "I'll let you know how things go".

As Jay headed to his car, so did Joanne and Lauren. Walking just behind them, he looked at Joanne's legs, slowly looking at her from bottom up. Her shapely ass was contoured by her graduation gown just enough. He tried to keep himself from getting to hard under the jeans. Lauren noticed him and turned around as they reached her car.

"Thanks for coming, Jay," Lauren smiled. "You'd think we have something to do after this but Joanne forgot her digital camera at the classroom they set aside, just before the ceremony".

"Ah no problem... if you want I can give you two a ride," Jay offered.

Lauren and Joanne look at each other for a moment.
"Sounds cheese but if it'll save you some gas and save you time to head home from here, I don't mind driving you two over to the hall."
"...sure, okay" Joanne said. "Let's not take too much time, though, okay?"
"Sure thing," he said as he grinned at Lauren. What could he be up to, she thought.

Once they arrived at the school parking lot closest to the classroom, Joanne, Lauren and Jay got out of the car and headed to where Joanne forgot her camera. Behind both of them, Jay pulled his cel out to text message a friend.

"So," Lauren started as she looked behind, "I didn't know you hung out with Tony much."
"Oh not too much, but we play Halo from time to time. You know, the usual guy stuff."
"I guess..." Joanne said. "He's kinda cute but I never really talk to anyone"
"You should," said Jay. "I know a lot of guys who want to be friends with you!"
"Oh really?" Joanne blushed yet again.

The classroom door was unlocked and all three of them walked in.

"Hey... Will," Joanne said. The prof's T.A., William, was leaning by a desk with Joanne's camera. He appeared to be scrolling through her pictures.
"N-No, don't do that," she said as she approached, attempting to take the camera out of his hands.

"I'm impressed," Will said as Joanne grabbed her camera back. "I didn't know you like to take pictures of guys so much when they don't know. Lots of snaps at the commons."

"Umm, whatever." she said. "I didn't take those."
"Oh really?" he asked, looking over to Jay and Lauren. Lauren simply looked at the ground, biting her lip a little. "I noticed a few pictures of me while I was helping out with the class."

"Maybe..." she smiled, still looking away. Jay walks over to the main classroom door and smoothly closes it. The sound still alerts Joanne.

"Well, let's head back okay?" she asked.
"I thought you two said that you are done for the day?" Jay inquired.
"Yeah, guess not," Lauren replied. "At least you guys are here, wanna get some drinks or something?"
"Let's just have some fun time here," said Will.

"Here in a classroom??" Joanne wondered. She slowly looked at pictures in her camera, put it in her purse. By the time she turned around, Jay was reaching for her graduation gown and slowly slipped it off.

Surprisingly, Joanne didn't resist, she wanted to know what he was going to do next. The grad gown dropped to the floor as Will walked over to Lauren to do the same. Their "USC" scarfs lay on the floor.

"Maybe.. this isn't a good idea," Joanne suggested. Still, she started to breathe slightly heavier as Jay slid his right hand between her firm ass and her skirt. His hand moved around her waste and slightly rubbed her clit, which caused Joanne to stp talking and let out a small moan that got Jay hard.

Will was working his magic with Lauren. They both ended up sitting on the floor near the classroom door, kissing. Will started to kiss at Lauren's neck, glancing once in awhile to see Joanne give in to Jay's fondling. For a moment, Lauren looked over to her friend to make sure she was okay, and it was clear that both of them were feeling very, very good.

Joanne's breathing got slowly heavier and heavier. While still leaning against the front table of the classroom, she lifted off her blouse and bra, her tits popping out for everyone in the room to see... Jay immediately got in front of her, cupped her left breast and put his mouth right on it, sucking her softly. She moaned some more and put her hands on his crotch. He was hard, rock hard and she started getting curious.

She continued to lean as Jay helped her slide off her black panties. With her high heels still on, she lifted one leg up at a time to let the panties slip to the floor. She stood naked with her heels on and Jay started to unzip his fly.

"Fuck, you're so hot" he said. "I just wanna fuck you raw"
"N-no not yet" she said.. Joanne squatted and before he had a chance to push it inside her, her lips slid along the side of his entire shaft, causing him to moan as well. She then rolled her tongue back and enveloped his cock with her mouth, sliding in and out. Already, Jay was leaking pre, and it was slicking him up and going down Joanne's throat. She looked up wondering if she was doing it right, cupping his balls as her mouth went back and forth, sucking his cock.

Joanne looked over as she continued to swallow his cock. At the corner of her eye, Lauren was already licking Will's balls. He was sitting down against the classroom door as Lauren turned around, dropped her bottoms and mounted Will's cock, her back facing him. She started to thrust up and down a little bit and moan as she performed her reverse cowgirl on him. He began to grunt like a pro, feeling her tight pussy take on his dick.

Jay pulled out and slid his cock against her cheek, smearing it with pre. She took it back in her mouth and heard a knock on the door. Everyone but Jay froze.

"Don't worry, I called a friend," Jay said. Will and Lauren moved aside as their friend peaked in.

"Holy shit you weren't kidding," said Joanne's uncle.

"Nope," Jay replied, looking down at Joanne. She looked surprised, but then submitted as Jay reached down to rub her pussy again. He stood back up and she kept sucking.

Uncle walked towards Jay and Joanne. "Jo, it doesnt surprise me..."
She pulled Jay's cock out of her mouth and took a breather to respond "Whatever... I know how you look at me at the get togethers"
"Oh do you," he said as he slid his sweatpants off, a 7 incher popping by her face.

Uncle didn't hesitate in standing to the side, sliding his dick into Joanne's mouth and pulling her hair up a little. She started moaning - it was clear to Jay and Uncle that she wanted sex and lots of it, and that it had been awhile since she'd been studying so hard at school. Lauren walked over to watch Joanne sucking her Uncle off, with Jay stroking near them. With one hand,, Lauren started to stroke Jay as her other licked Uncle\'s cock while it went in and out of Joanne\'s mouth. Will felt like he was missing out, and instead continue to stroke near Lauren as she handled both Jay and Uncle at once with hand and mouth.

Jay, having had some of Joanne\'s moutha lready, was super horny. He pulled Lauren by the hand, laid her on the floor and got over her. He immediately thrust his cock into her pussy and shoved it deep, balls deep. She let out a grunt and a scream as he started to fuck her solid. Her tits started bobbing and shifting back and forth as he started to fuck her. Joanne finally stood up, faced the desk and arched her ass a little more.

"What are you trying to say, niece?" Uncle asked
"I think you know," she said, biting her lip a little bit. "Just don't tell daddy".

Uncle smiled, held his cock up and slid it in between her cheeks. The tip of his cock parted her pussy lips and pushed straight in.

Joanne gripped the table even harder, letting out a gasp as her uncle's cock stretched her vagina. She began to let out audible moans in the room. Lauren, getting fucked by Jay, couldnt stop moaning as Joanne got fucked by Uncle. Will moved and stood atop the table, where Joanne was leaning against. Her tits were hanging just slightly ont he table as her Uncle was pounding into her.

Will squatted while on the table so that his cock could get into Joanne's mouth. It was clear that she\'d need to be in a new position to take in more, and Jay noticed that even while ramming Lauren's hot snatch. He slid his cock out of her, leaking pre, pussy juice and all, and took a moment to watch Joanne working two cocks.

With one in oher mouth and one pressed into her pussy deep, Joanne was starting to let her hair down. Both guys rhythmically stopped, and they moved onto a shorter, longer table to the side of the classroom. As she laid down on the long table, her back on the table, Uncle approached her face from the side and she immediatly cupped his balls while his shaft pushed a bulge into her mouth. Jay told her to stop and get up for a second.

Jay laid down on the table instead, back against the tabletop. While still laying down, Joanne sat on top of him. He guided his cock into her ass, and pushed it in. Not having had any anal before, Joanne let out a yelp as her Uncle pushed his cock into her mouth. Slowly, Jay started fucking her ass as she sucked Uncle off.

Tony walked into the classroom and noticed all the action going on.

"Oh fuck...". Everyone was so into what they were doing, they barely noticed Tony. Joanne looked over, a hard cock in her mouth and her ass getting fucked deep.

"He-hey Joanne"... he said. He couldn't help but get hard, seeing Joanne getting fucked in the mouth and ass. Her pussy was shaved, soft and glistening. Tony was approached from the back by Lauren. She reached around and helped him pop out his cock from his pants. Will, behind Lauren, was eating her pussy out.

"Are you gonna fuck me too?" Joanne asked, slightly shy about it but undeniably horny.
"Oh yeah," Tony replied.

Before she could utter another word, Uncles cock filled her mouth again. Her ass bobbed up and down as Jay penetrated it. Tony moved in front of her after dropping his clothes, and, already hard, teased her clit with the tip of his cock. After a thrust up her ass by Jay, Tony's cock shuffled into Joanne's pussy. He let out a surprised moan.

"Oh fuck thats hot," he said.. Joanne looked into his eyes as her head was still turned to the side, sucking cock. Will stopped eating Lauren out and grabbed Jo's digital camera to snap a picture. He previewed the shot and saw Joanne sitting on Jay getting ass fucked, while eating out Uncle's cock and getting fucked in the pussy by Tony in front of her. She was moaning and getting really into it.

"Oh god Joanne," Uncle said.. He pulled out and moved it over to Lauren, who was rubbing herself near them... He pulled Lauren by the hair so that she squatted and shoved his cock into her mouth. Lauren assisted him by rubbing his balls. "you gonna fucking cum on me, dirty man?" she asked.

"Oh fuck yes, Laurie" he said to her... Lauren started to suck him off while stroking him. And before she knew it, Uncle let out a loud moan and started jizzing in Lauren's mouth. He let out several ropes of cum, some shot right into Lauren's mouth while others glazed her lips and chin, rolling off onto her perky tits.. She giggled at him while he shivered after cumming.

Joanne could not stop. "ohmyfuckinggod" she said as her ass and pussy were getting fucked. "Ohgod.... T-Tony more...".. Jay pulled out, at a boiling point, and helped Joanne to lay herself down on the table. He moved away and moved over to Lauren.

Jay looked at Lauren's face. "Dang, you must like it."
She licked her lips, "yep".
Jay took Lauren by the hand and let her rest against the wall with her hands.. while slightly bent over, Jay rubbed her pussy and slid his cock right in. He held her ass firmly as he began to fuck her pussy. Lauren started moaning, Uncle's cum still dripping off her tits.
"OhFUCK," she moaned. Her boyfriend never fucked her this good.

Tony began to have his way exclusively with Joanne. She held onto his shoulders as he picked up her up from the table. Joanne wrapped her legs around him as he started to carry-fuck her. Slowly he thrust back and forth as Joanne rhythmically slid her pussy back and forth. She began to moan even louder, sweat rolling off her ass and tits as Tony kissed and fucked her.

Will started to take more pictures of Joanne's facial expressions as she was getting fucked in the air.

"Oh Tony don't stop.. ohmigod dont stop" she said... Tony worked her a good minute or two while she was still wrapped around him. He then slowed down and pulled out. Dripping with tons of pre and pussy juice, Joanne squatted and licked it all off.

Uncle got his clothes on and left before getting in trouble with the family. Jay was still occupied with Lauren, fucking her doggy style and making every deep thrust count. He began to feel himself boiling up.

"Oh god, you slut. Lauren you're gonna make me cum."
"Oh...ohhh me too.. don't stop Jay."
Jay had to hold it in as he thrust even faster. She cringed and groaned and pushed her hands against the wall as her hair flailed around more and more.
"Oh god.. oh I'm I'm cumming" she winced. Lauren let out a strong yelp as she came and Jay couldnt stop
"oh fuck... Lauren I'm gonna fucking cum.. oh.. ohh"...

Jay pulled her hair back as she came, himself pushing one last thrust and cumming inside Lauren's hot asian twat. He convulsed two times as hot ropes of cum filled her pussy up, dripping to the classroom floor... He didn't pull out until every last drop shot out... Lauren breathed heavily, rubbed her cum filled pussy with her fingers and licked them...

Tony was on Joanne, fucking her doggy style as well..
"Am I a dirty girl?" asked Joanne
"Fuck yes you are," Tony responded, caressing her back as he fucked her pussy from behind.. With each thrust, sweat dripped off Joanne's tits and onto her knees. Everyone could tell that Tony was building up at least a week's worth of a load too.

Joanne couldn't stop moaning. Tony pulled out and laid her to a side so he could fuck her from an angle laying down, from behind and to the side. He slid his cock in again and she moaned as he grabbed her tits. Squeezing them hard, he plowed her tight pussy once again as she moaned.

Being a little indecisive and very horny, he then stood in front of her, slid his cock in between her tits and titty fucked her slowly. Along the way he ramped up, and pre started to glaze in between her tits. With each thrust she lapped her tongue at the tip of his cock, laughing at how good the action was going.

"I'm gonna sit in front of you and I want you to fuck my pussy enough so that you shoot hard in my mouth" Joanne asked
"Anything.. anything is okay," Tony said.

Tony laid down as Joanne faced him, getting on top. Her hand guided his hard cock right into her pussy, and she began doing the work, bobbing her bubble ass up and down. Slick as hell, he could feel his cock entering her, hot and tight each time. The friction was amazing.

"You keep this up and I'm gonna cum hard you slut," he uttered.
"Oh yeah?" she said. She started to fuck him even faster.
"Oh shit don't do that.. oh god you're gonna make me cum."
She kept riding him harder.
"What's it... gonna.. take... to make... you cum... even.. harder.." she said in between fucks.

Tony looked at her with hard eyes and the hardest cock ever.
"Oh god Joanne, ohfuck.."
Joanne didn't stop and felt his balls tightening. She cupped her tits in front of him as he began to boil up for the last time.
"Stop... oh god I haven't cum in a week," he said..

After several last slides into her pussy, Joanne stood up and on her knees. Immediately, Tony got up at the verge of cumming and held her hair with one hand, sliding his cock into her mouth.

"Oh shit, you ready for this bitch," he asked
"Mmmhmm" she uttered, with his cock in her mouth..

He thrust back and forth and within seconds, shot cum into her mouth.. She pressed her lips hard as Tony slid his entire cock into her mouth, streams of cum one after another loading her mouth up. She kept swallowing until the last drop. Tony never came this much before... he began to relax, pulled his cock out and Joanne licked the tip to make sure she got every bit of cum from his cock she could.

Will had taken enough pictures of all the action while Jay and Lauren were cleaning themselves up.

Tony sat down against a wall and Joanne followed, still licking his balls and his dick even after cumming.
"Next time, I want you to cum inside my pussy," she said, nervously. "I want it all.."