aight i got a story i was at the nursing home and this old broad walked up to me with big tits they were saggy but big. All of a sudden she pushed me in the bathroom and was like your mine now. She took of her clothes and she had on a thong. Man she was lookin o.k.. So i take of the thong and i had shit stains in the seat part but i was like fuck it. So then she said do me in the ass so i did and i pulled my dick out and it had dried up piss and shit on it then she on her knees and gave me head but he dentures kept falling out and stuff . Then i finished by sucking her tits but the milk was sour tasting and shit but it was alright.

















oh yeah by the way i made it up

What peoples, long time no hear from. Well I can't front, I've joined the internet chat thing going on and hooked up with a few PYTs online. So to switch things up a bit, I'ma hit ya'll off with some of the convos I had online. This one, I busted an underage chick trying to R. Kelly my ass:

prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 12:56:03 PM): hi
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 12:56:17 PM): hi
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 12:56:21 PM): how r u
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 12:56:25 PM): ok
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 12:56:33 PM): chillin
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 12:56:40 PM): me 2
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 12:57:11 PM): so you from walterboro
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 12:57:18 PM): ya
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 12:57:45 PM): ok
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 12:58:02 PM): so what do u look 4 in a relationship
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 12:59:33 PM): a sense of humor, sexy, intelligence, a good cook, and some freakiest wouldn't hurt, LOL
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:01:07 PM): LOL well i can be all of that and the most 2 things r the cookin and the freakness
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:02:13 PM): what made you hit me up
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:03:15 PM): well cuz i saw your pic and then i looked at your profile and a i knew that i had to talk 2 you
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:03:51 PM): you knew you had to talk to me
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:03:55 PM): LOL
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:04:16 PM): LOL so thatz funny 2 u
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:04:20 PM): no
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:04:31 PM): oh
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:04:36 PM): never heard it put in that way
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:04:44 PM): LOL
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:05:01 PM): so what do u do 4 fun
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:06:52 PM): read, travel (even if it's to the next town over), work out, boxing, watching movies, sex, LOL
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:12:08 PM): hello
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:12:29 PM): sorry
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:13:38 PM): do u have any thing to do today
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:14:22 PM): I gotta go to my sister's house do drop off some stuff
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:14:48 PM): oh me well i might go to the beach
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:15:05 PM): the beach
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:15:14 PM): ya
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:15:33 PM): why?
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:15:47 PM): which beach
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:16:18 PM): i don't no yet
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:16:40 PM): oh ok
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:17:00 PM): as long as i get in some water
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:17:17 PM): Edisto Beach is ghetto
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:17:24 PM): Isle of Palms is cool
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:17:35 PM): i go i don't go there
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:17:58 PM): Isle of Palms is nice, I been out there
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:18:09 PM): ya me 2
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:18:17 PM): so got any pics
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:18:40 PM): no not yet my scanner is down
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:18:54 PM): ain't got none saved to your computer
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:19:18 PM): no
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:21:33 PM): you suck, LOL
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:22:04 PM): oh shut-yo
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:22:06 PM): so describe yourself
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:24:25 PM): well iam 5'4 long black hair and a nice body and i love to work out and iam what every man wants
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:24:50 PM): you are what every man want's huh?
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:25:07 PM): LOL ya even YOU
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:26:45 PM): oh really
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:27:00 PM): YA really
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:27:05 PM): what makes you what every man wants
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:27:50 PM): cause every man loves a woman who can make him feel like a KING
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:28:27 PM): true indeed
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:28:38 PM): I NO THAT
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:29:11 PM): damn, who learned you hoe to spelled, LOL
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:29:50 PM): What is that suppose ti mean ???\
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:30:19 PM): I was cracking on your spelling, LOL
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:30:33 PM): shut-up
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:30:36 PM): hahaha
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:30:44 PM): I do that alot
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:30:52 PM): cracking jokes
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:30:53 PM): don't get hurt
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:31:11 PM): get hurt, nah, you have to catch me first
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:31:38 PM): don't worry about that I WILL
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:32:15 PM): well i can see that u r the type that likes to have fun and i like that in you
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:32:33 PM): ok
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:32:46 PM): ok what
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:32:51 PM): ok
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:32:59 PM): that's cool
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:33:07 PM): i no
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:33:25 PM): you mean, "I know"
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:33:41 PM): i no thats what you mean
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:34:49 PM): I know that you know, but do you know what I know
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:38:52 PM): what do you no
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:39:38 PM): I know that you know that I know, but do you know that I know that you know
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:40:27 PM): see you playing with me and thats what i know lol
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:40:50 PM): LOL
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:40:59 PM): yessir.com
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:41:12 PM): lol very funnylol
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:42:43 PM): and coincedentally you're listening to What You Know by T.I.
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:43:02 PM): ya
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:43:16 PM): and what u no about that
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:43:32 PM): not a damn thing
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:43:50 PM): lol u wild
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:44:26 PM): hey, wanna hear a joke?
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:44:39 PM): ya
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:44:57 PM): Why did Micheal Jackson come down with a stomach ache
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:45:37 PM): hell i don't no why did he
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:45:56 PM): Cause he ate a six-year old wiener
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:46:07 PM): lol
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:46:52 PM): i guess it was not good e-nuff
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:47:30 PM): no, he "Can't Stop Til He Get Enough"
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:47:41 PM): lol
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:49:07 PM): so do u have any kids
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:49:17 PM): yeah, two
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:49:34 PM): boy & girl
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:50:12 PM): yep
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:50:23 PM): how old are you
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:50:30 PM): y
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:51:07 PM): so to make sure I'm not talking to jailbait
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:51:54 PM): well to be ture iam 16
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:52:21 PM): you're 16!
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:52:38 PM): ya i just like older guys
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:53:12 PM): you're jailbait, and my name ain't R. Kelley
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:53:24 PM): i no that
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:53:34 PM): we can just be friends
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:54:20 PM): not after you hit me online talking about you 18
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:54:45 PM): sorry
prettyboy6912 (4/15/2006 1:55:03 PM): nice not meeting you
ashley jamison (4/15/2006 1:55:12 PM): bye

You know, Im new here as well, but however Sunni, the other people are right, it seems like all you are doing is being combative, one who didnt give a fuck wouldnt waste their time saying they didnt give a fuck, they wouldnt say shit, which means you actually did give a fuck...just saying...moving on...

I was 15, a Freshmen, in High School, I didnt know that many people, I usually kept to myself, well that was until one of the upperclassmen decided to flirt with me, now granted I was only 15, but I had two older brothers who I heard "spit game" to their girls on the phone, so this girl was around 17 or 18, one of the finest girls in the school. So during gym class one day, we were the first two up from the locker rooms, and we are just sitting there bullshittin, ya know what High Schoolers do. I dont remember exactly how the topic of sex came about, but after school that day, we ended up at her moms house, being 15 and technically being my "first time" other than doing minor shit when I was younger with the girls in the neighborhood, needless to say I was inexperienced. She basically handled everything considering she was the "older" and more mature one. I had got some of the best head, which I can probally say to this day is still the best ive had, (theres nothing better than that first time right) She rode the fuck out of me, 15 minutes into it I busted, I guess between being excited, young and my first time, it was too much. Still it was good to the both of us. That next day, I swear it seemed like everybody from Sophomores to Seniors knew the name of the "Freshmen, who banged the Senior" Which 1, got me major props from the Senior males, a few years later after I graduated, I ran into her again and tore the walls out that shit...MeH, aint seen her since

juss figured id rehash that...man the single days...lmao

another trip down memory lane

LMAO@ that whole convo!

First ya tried to clown her on her spelling but in the same sentence you yourself managed to spell the word HOW wrong, (you spelt it HOE) lol.

And you teach someone how to spell, not learn somene how to spell

The whole conversation was comedy

Here's a story I told on another board. It doesn't have much sex, just that it was crazy as hell.

Haha good story Omma, i have also had the old vomit problem ( she vomitted onto me ) and the bloody hand treatment lol, its never good! ( admittedly they werent with the same girl at the same time )

Bloody hand that is so nasty

wow..the ol switcharo LOL




so thats what really goes down in those boarding schools huh

ewww lol

it wasnt as bad as people think.......damn women lol

butt still eww

LOL

LMAO

OKIEZ..... BEEN FOREVER SINCE I BEEN ON HERE, SO I GUESS IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT I COME BACK AND SHARE A STORY.... SMH @ SHOW & TELL ON XXL... SO ANYWHOO... MY SHORTY AT THE TIME WAS HAVIN AN ALBUM LISTENIN PARTY AND I WENT TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR MY MAN (THAT AND MY VOCALS WAS ON THE ALBUM ) ANYWAY, HAD ON A CORSET THAT NITE SO THE DDD'S WAS LOOKIN RITE AND GETTIN ALOT OF ATTENTION FROM SEVERAL FOLKZ.. BUTTARUM, AFTA THE PARTY ME AND BOO WENT HOME (HIS CRIB).. AND WAS FEELIN KINDA FREAKY ALL NITE (LADIES KNOW WHAT I MEAN)... SO BOOM, HAD HIM TAKE HIS PANTS OFF, PUT MY LIPS ON HIM AND WENT TO WORK (U PRISSY BISHES, DONT SCREW YA FACE UP, A REAL BISH HANDLES HER BIZNESS) AND UMMMM NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DID MY JOB AND HE WAS BACKIN UP FROM ME TRYNA RUN AND WHATNOT, BUT I WASNT GOIN FOR IT CUZ IT AINT OVA TILL I SAY ITZ OVA. SO WHEN I FINALLY STOP AFTA HE DONE CAME AND SCREAMED LIKE A BISH, I WAS READY TO GET DA BOTTOM KNOCKED OUT DA KITTY KAT... ONLY TO FIND, I DRAINED DA NEGRO DRY WIT DA MOUF PIECE ALONE... AND UMMMM HE COULDN'T GIMME DA PIPE. I WAS MADDER DEN A MUHFUKKA, BUT KINDA PROUD AT DA SAME TIME... SMH....... WAS ALWAYS TOLD I WAS A HARDWORKER, BUT DAYUM.

ok...lol

lmao@ the first thing u do when u come back is post that story, but damn musta been some serious ish there..lol

ILL make this quick, so I met this girl in the club, we took a cab back to her place she said she has a bf and that nothing was gonna go down (I hear that alot) well we laid on her bed and Im drunk as hell, so she is goin down on me and what not, but I cant get it up for nothing. So she was like well I guess its not meant to be. And me having that "drunken determination" was not having that..so after about an hour of slurping and hand strokes she gets it up for me, so we start going at for like an eternity, it was really like only 5 minutes or so...after I busted on her stomach she was like "Are u serious" and I was like "yup" and passed out..LOL!!

^^^^LMAO!

LOL!! See gentlemen...no point in questioning ya gurl all damn day...Karma will get em' everytime!!

[quote name='MamizVocalzSoSerious' date='Jul 24 2006, 02:14 AM' post='456348']
OKIEZ..... BEEN FOREVER SINCE I BEEN ON HERE, SO I GUESS IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT I COME BACK AND SHARE A STORY.... SMH @ SHOW & TELL ON XXL... SO ANYWHOO... MY SHORTY AT THE TIME WAS HAVIN AN ALBUM LISTENIN PARTY AND I WENT TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR MY MAN (THAT AND MY VOCALS WAS ON THE ALBUM ) ANYWAY, HAD ON A CORSET THAT NITE SO THE DDD'S WAS LOOKIN RITE AND GETTIN ALOT OF ATTENTION FROM SEVERAL FOLKZ.. BUTTARUM, AFTA THE PARTY ME AND BOO WENT HOME (HIS CRIB).. AND WAS FEELIN KINDA FREAKY ALL NITE (LADIES KNOW WHAT I MEAN)... SO BOOM, HAD HIM TAKE HIS PANTS OFF, PUT MY LIPS ON HIM AND WENT TO WORK (U PRISSY BISHES, DONT SCREW YA FACE UP, A REAL BISH HANDLES HER BIZNESS) AND UMMMM NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DID MY JOB AND HE WAS BACKIN UP FROM ME TRYNA RUN AND WHATNOT, BUT I WASNT GOIN FOR IT CUZ IT AINT OVA TILL I SAY ITZ OVA. SO WHEN I FINALLY STOP AFTA HE DONE CAME AND SCREAMED LIKE A BISH, I WAS READY TO GET DA BOTTOM KNOCKED OUT DA KITTY KAT... ONLY TO FIND, I DRAINED DA NEGRO DRY WIT DA MOUF PIECE ALONE... AND UMMMM HE COULDN'T GIMME DA PIPE. I WAS MADDER DEN A MUHFUKKA, BUT KINDA PROUD AT DA SAME TIME... SMH....... WAS ALWAYS TOLD I WAS A HARDWORKER, BUT DAYUM.


I CAN TELL u have ALOT OF interesting sex stories! lol

HAHAHAHA good man, serves her right !

A classic post:

The second day I was in my dorm, there was these girls that stayed across the hall from me. Well one of them invited me to a little party they was throwing. So I went over there and there was a couple of peoples smokin, drinkin', having a good time. So the girl that invited me over told me that her roomate saw me the other day and she said I was cute. I asked her where was she and she introduced us. Her name was Krista. She was cute for a white girl, slim, red hair, green eyes. So we chit chat for a minute, and then she said she had to got to the store or something. I was like aight, I'll be here. She left with her other roomate, and then a half hour later, her roomate calls up saying that Krista was too drunk to walk. So I called a cab, and they show up, and we had to carry Krista to the bathroom to throw up. I left shortly after that.

Next day Krista comes over to thank me for calling the cab and carrying her to the bathroom. She invited me to spend the day with her at the mall across town. So we was hanging out talking, vibing and everything. We get back to my room and I took her in the bedroom and she just threw herself all on me. We was kissing and she went down and was suckin' me off. My roomate tried to come in the room, but we was pressed up against the door, but he got the hint and was like, "My bad". After the brain surgery, she invited me over to her room. I arrived at 10:00 on the dot and I proceeded to smash that.

Ever since that day, you couldn't pry us off each other with a crowbar. I think we fucked everyday for like a month. The guys downstairs from her room complained that all they could hear every night was the bed squeeking. We would go to parties and leave early so we could go back and fuck. We wound up putting a hole in her wall cause the bed post would pound into the wall. One time we was fuckin and her roomate came in with her boyfriend and they was fuckin in the bed next to us. Then her other roomated walked in, cut on the lights and saw four butt-naked people fuckin. She ran out, and I think it was a whole bunch of people outside the door, cause all I could hear was a chorus of laughter. The only reason we stopped fuckin for awhile was cause she said it was starting to hurt cause (her words, not mine) I must of busted her ovaries of something.

One night during one of our sexsessions, I was on top and she said, "Choke me". "Huh". "Choke me". At first I ain't know about doing that cause, black man+white girl with red marks on her neck=rape charge. But she was like it was ok, sooo... I wrapped my hands around her neck. Now she's going crazy saying, "Fuck me". I flipped around and I'm hittin it doggystyle, and I'm choking her from behind. Now I start really getting into it. "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN BITCH". "YEAH, YOU LIKE THIS DICK DON'T YOU". "ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK". I had to stop after awhile cause I had a little psycho episode there for a minute. But I had some fun times with Krista. Wish I could hit that one more time for old times sake.

^lmao........




lmao......

CP, you are stupid homie!....LLLMMMAAAOOO

Here's another one:

I met Natisha in my marketing class in college. She seemed so quiet and to herself from when the time I met her. She was brown-skinned, short black hair, slim, brown eyes, and she wore glasses. I thought she looked nerdy with those glasses, but I was compelled to holla at her. When class let out, I just walked up to her and said hello. She said hello back to me in a French accent. That threw me for a loop. I caught up to her and said, "Whoa, she speaks". She laughed shyly. I asked her where she was from cause I loved the accent. She told me she was born in the US but her moms is from France so she stayed with her during school and stayed with her pops in Jersey during the summer. Since Rhode Island got nothing but Dunkin Donut shops around, I asked her would she mind getting some hot chocolate with me. She said she sure. As she kept talking, she seemed to open up a little more, relaxed. Ever since then, we always talked after class, usually over donuts and hot chocolate. One day I asked her out to come to a concert with Boot Camp Click and Case. (I really wanted to see BCC, fuck Case) She said yeah, and told me come by her room later. Cool.

So we at the concert and my mans worked backstage and invited me and Natisha to meet the BCC. Rock gave me a pound, Ruck was chillin off on the side clowning with Louisville Sluggah. My mans told Starang I had some skills and we got a little cypher going on. BTW, them cats is nice, especially Ruck. Well we saw them perform, then Case came out singing, and he came up to Natisha like, "So, you got a boyfriend". I said, "Yeah" and Case broke left with the quickness like, My fault, my fault". Natisha looked at me like I slapped her moms. She knew I was playin though.

I walked her to her place and told her I had to go. She said ok, but from her body language, it looked like she didn't want me to leave. I didn't either, cause she was starting to look sexier. She must've read my mind cause she said, "You wanna come in for a minute". "Sure". I walked in and luckily, her roomate was gone. We was sitting on her bed when all of a sudden she leaned over and kissed me. After that it was on. She pulled her clothes off, I took off mine, threw the condom on and we was off. Now I'm on top pounding it, when all of a sudden she smacks my ass. Now I should've known then that things were about to get crazy, but the power of pussy can be a motherfucker.

We switch positions and now she's on top. So she riding it, hollerin', getting a little wild. Then she asks me, "What's my name". "Huh" "I said WHAT'S MY NAME". And then she slapped me! Not no playful slap, one of those Rick James, what-did-five-fingers-say-to-the-face slaps. I looked at her like, "What the hell". "Say my name, dammit". "Natisha". "Say it again". "NATISHA". Now in the back of my mind I'm thinking, "This chick is crazy". But at the same time, strangely, it was turning me on. Natisha was kinda light, so I went to throw her off me, figuring I could escape. By the time I had her on the bottom, she locked her legs around my waist and said, "Where you going, you ain't going nowhere". This chick went straight exorcist on me. I figured what the hell and started pounding her some more. Now her ass was talking mad shit. "YOU LIKE FUCKING THIS DIRTY BITCH, HUH." "YOU LIKE THIS PUSSY." "FUCK ME HARDER, DAMMIT". With that French accent, she was turning me on even more. I turned my head to the side and she was like, "NO, LOOK AT ME, DON'T YOU LOOK NOWHERE". Next thing I know, her eyes were rolling in the back of her head. And she was yelling something in French and Spanish. I wouldn't have been surprised if her head started spinning and green shit flew out her mouth. I nutted shortly after that. She said that she gets a little crazy like that sometimes. No, really? Now most cats would've grabbed their clothes and headed for the entrance to the exit. But I gotta be honest with you, we had sex 10 more times after that. She transfered to another school after the first semester. One thing I learned from this is that the quiet ones are the dangerous ones.

^^ oh my GOD!! LMAO!! 4REALZ


LOL THATS TRUE ABOUT QUIET GALS!!

OKIES.... TIME FOR ANOTHER 1.........

OK.... WAS IN COLLEGE & HAD A BEST FRIEND THERE NAMED KENDRA.... SHE WAS FROM NYC LIKE ME (WE WENT TO COLLEGE IN NC)..... NOW HOMEGIRL WAS THERE FOR ME THRU EVERYTHING.... FOR THE LONGEST TIME I SUSPECTED MY MAN WAS CHEATIN ON ME WIT SUM TYRA BANKS FOREHEAD BISH... SO I GOES UP TO HIS DORM, AND SURE NUFF.... HE WAS DOIN HER. SO I RAN TO THE ONLY PERSON I COULD THINK OF : KENDRA. SO SHE TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN, PASSED ME SUM DRANK & SMOKE AND HELPED ME CALM MY NERVES. SHE RUBBED MY BACK AS I CRIED BOUT HOW RZ ( MY DUDE) TURNED OUT NOT TO BE SHIT. THE BACKRUBBIN STOPPED AND SHE WAS TELLIN ME I WAS TOO GOOD FOR HIM AND I WAS TOO PRETTY TO BE CRYIN.....ETC ETC. NEXT THING I KNOW, WE KISSIN.... AND IN MY HEAD IM GOIN "OH MAH GOD, I'M GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" I WAS KINDA NERVOUS CUZ I HAD NEVER BEEN WITTA CHICK BEFORE. BUT THEN WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SHE WAS THE ONLY CHICK I EVER COULDA GOT DOWN WIT CUZ WE WAS MAD COOL, WE LOOKED ALIKE, SHIT, PEOPLE THOUGHT WE WERE SISTERS. BUT ANYWAY.... WE WAS KISSIN AND SHIT.... AND THEN SHE TAKES MY PANTS OFF ..... "OH MY JESUS H. CHRIST" IS ALL I CAN THINK. NEEDLESS TO SAY, SHE WENT TO WORK AND ATE ME LIKE A CHAMP. I LOST COUNT OF DA ORGASMS AND BEFORE IT WAS OVA AND DONE, I WAS TURNED THE FUGG OUT. WE SPENT DA REST OF THE NIGHT EXPERIMENTING AND EXPLORING EACH OTHERS BODIES AND PASSED OUT BUTT NEKKID IN HER BED. WOKE UP DA NEXT MORNIN, AND DID IT ALL OVA AGAIN. NOW MOST PEOPLE SAY SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME... AND U KNOW WHAT, THEY MITE BE RITE. BUT IM GLAD SHE DID, CUZ SHE OPENED ME UP TO SOMETHIN TOTALLY NEW AND I BEEN DOIN IT EVER SINCE.

MORE STORIES ON ME AND KENDRA TO COME...

^

Wow!! I dont know if that story is real..but the cum on my keyboard is..LMAO..jk!!

So I was hesitant to post this...but fuck it yall aint never gonna see me lol..Ok when I first got to Japan I heard how the girls were freaks..but I kinda shrugged it off and never really thought of it...but OMG did this girl prove the rumor right. Ok so me and this girl (Shinobou) been dating for a minute, but we really wasnt gettn physical yet (I wasnt really pressn for it either) Well one night we was watchn The Last Samurai lol (no joke!) and she leans over and starts kissn the crotch of my pants...soo I just say fuck it and take off all my clothes in like 2 seconds. Well she lays me down and starts sucking my balls, and Im like Damn! This shit feels soo good...then she starts lickn the guch (fellas thats the part between yo balls and ya asshole) at this point Im feelin like a bitch, cuz she got my legs spread and her head between my legs...so Im like oh well it feels good...soo then she proceeds to lick further and Im like ahh hell na she is not tossn my salad..but out of nowhere she gets this super-human strength and pins my arms down, and Im a pretty muscular dude (so Ive been told) so Im like nooo dont do it..but she did! And I was like stop stop, but I guess she knew something I didnt cuz that shit start feelin good!! I was like wow! Im not supposed to like this, but thats like an unknown pleasure fa realz...and NO she didnt stick her finger in my ass cuz I woulda knocked her out..she merely lick around the anus....

2:15 Am Left Club With Bad Ass Hoe.

2:40 Am Pulled Into Driveway And Unarmed Security On House.

2:45 Am Opened Front Door And Ripped Her Panties Off And Fucked Her In Hallway.

2:55 Am Got Her Some Juice And Told Her To Take Shower.

3:15 Am Beat Her Up On The Sofa Then Dragged Her To My Bedroom And Continued To Punish Her With The Dick.

4:15 Am Tapped Her Twice As I Put On Bathrobe And Said " You Don't Have To Go Home, But You Got To Get The Hell Out Of Here"

4:30 Watched Her Walk To The Bus Stop Across Street From My House And Talked To Her From My Door Step As She Waited For Bus.

4:55 Am Realized Bus Didn't Start Running Till 6:05am. Told Her I Was Going To Bed And It Will Be Here In A While Or So.

5:20 Am Heard Raindrops Hitting Window. Looked Outside And Saw Her Still Waiting For Bus, Went Downstairs And Went outside In Robe To Give Her An Umbrella.

5:35 Am Feeling Bad About What I Was Doing So Told Her She Could Stand Under My Porch Till Rain Stopped Or Bus Came. Went Back To Bed.

5:45 Am Really Feeling Bad About Her Outside On Porch In The Rain. I Went Downstairs Opened Door And Told Her I Wanted To Put My Car In The Garage Cause I Don't Like My Car Wet.

5:55 Am Talked For A Couple Of Minutes From My Front Screen Door as i drank hot coffee. Offered Her A Sponge To Remove Some Of The Wetness From Her Face And Hair. I Need The Scotts Paper Towels For When I Clean My Kitchen. Told Her To Ask The Bus Driver To Turn On The Heat When She Gets On The Bus. Notice Outside Temp Was 43 F. Just A Bit Nippy But Hey I Play Touch Football In This Type Of Weather.

6:00 Am She Asked If She Could Go To The Bathroom. I Said "no You Might Miss Your Bus And I Just Did My Carpets".

6:05 Am Bus Pulls Up And She Gets On.

Can You Believe How She Ruined My Night?

Damn

CP this is the funniest paragraph i have ever read in my life.Honestly

yeah...french women got this all in common

Aight heres a sex story.


One time in 7th grade I was getting ready to fuck this thick ass mexican hoe, so we fucked in the regular position then she told me she wanted me to give it up her ass...well this was in 7th grade so you know i was packing too much heat downthere....not like now...ladies call me the pringle man...

Well I tried to get it like all up in her ass, but she wasnt feeling too much. So i just jacked off in my hands and stuck that shit UPTHERE like BAMN!! Yeah ima never forget it...

Thats probably how fatfuck dapadon does that shit, i mean he probably needs to find a hoe equally as fat as his ass, and like how the fuck he gonna get his dick in her? both there stomachs would prevent them from actually having sex, so his ass probably just jacks off in his hand and sticks it in her pussy..thats fucking gross man...

WoW! This has to be one of the most disgusting posts I've read in here..lol

lol

WELL, WELL, WELL...... I SEE IGNORANCE IS ONCE AGAIN ALIVE AND KICKING ON XXL... SMH @ THE INTERNET IS NOW RETARD ACCESSIBLE. WHAT IS AMERICA COMIN TO? SMH @ SHORTY BEIN THE KID THAT LICKS THE GLASS ON THE SHORT BUS......WHATTA SHAME

LMAO mami vocal you hit the nail on the head^^^

my man, u must be one of the lonliest fucks in the history of life itself, how did i even get into ur gay lil fairy tale, but let me clue u in on sumthin, i have gotten more ass than u and ur sperm donor of a dad and his dad combined, so save it faggapotimus, u are just sad, too bad u have to jack off an cant get any real love, well only if blow up dolls count....

OK the other night> I had this girl come by my room to watch "movies" and shit. so ahe say that she want to cuddle I am like cool. So we sart to cuddle I sart to play with the pussy she tells me to pull off her sweats. I tell her if she get him up she has to get him back down. So she sart grinding her ass on me and he pop up so i am like you got to get him down now. She is like no you do it I tell her the only way i know how is to have sex She like i know I get in to the pussy for like maybe a min and she tell me to stop she can't do it. That is what my face looked liked. So I want to know do I count that as haveing sex or not