| QUOTE (major dick ryda reporting 4 duty @ Apr 26 2006, 03:20 PM) |
| One day after work I was sitting at home watching TV. I intended on watching the news that evening but the stormy weather knocked out my satellite dish. With no signal on the TV I decided to watch a DVD. So I got up and walked to my collection of movies and picked one randomly. I put in the DVD player and started back to my chair. As I was going back to my seat I realized I needed to get something from the kitchen. I walked to the kitchen in a rush and openned the pantry door. After browsing a little bit searching for what I wanted, I finally found it. I reached for the cooking grease and returned to my seat just as the movie started. I set the grease down on the table next to my chair and proceeded to undress. Before I know it I was butt naked and I sat down. Now I started to focus on the movie which starred a handsome young man who was being sucked off by a pretty young lady. I reached for the grease and twisted the top off. By now my dick was as hard as a rock and nothing was going to stop me. I gripped my dick firmly and poured some of the grease on to it. Then I began to lubricate my self as I started jacking off. The wet slippery grease felt good on my huge cock so I added more. While I was still jacking off I put my left foot on the arm of the chair, reached my arm under my leg and began to play with my asshole. The sensation was amazing and quickly made orgasm all over my hands. After I came I rubbed it all on my face and in my mouth swallowing the huge chunks of salty sperm. "Mmmmm," I said as it slithered down my throat. I got up after tasting my cumm and got a hot dog out of the fridge and started fucking myself in the ass with it. I loved the feeling so much I did it for almost and hour. As I pulled the hot dog out of my ass I threw it in a pot of boiling water and let it cook. After about 10 minutes I pulled the hot dog out of the boiling water, put in on a piece of bread and I ate it. The End................ Or Is It??????????????? Mwahahahahahahaha |
| QUOTE (Dolla Bill @ Apr 24 2006, 06:19 PM) |
| How I Met My New Girlfriend (God, I hate Yahoo) © “Echelon†"Hey whassup, I saw your profile, wanted to say something to you." I typed. "Hey," hotgurl4eva83 typed back. "And before you even ask, I got a man, and I aint looking, and AINT no damm cam ho." "LOL. Alright that's all cool. I was actually just going to tell you that the link to your Black Planet page doesn't work. You have the url phrased wrong." "Whatever." "You know I'm trying to be polite," I typed, already getting just slightly peeved at this girl's attitude. "Nah, you need to work on your game, then you can holla." "I wasn't trying to 'holla', I was trying to talk to you like an adult. But you know what, excuse me. You obviously don't know what respect is, let alone how to give it OR receive it, so I'm going to let you go, and I WON'T be bothering you again." "Fuck you nigga. I'm da biggest pimpstress on this bitch. You little. You ain't shit to me. I'm too good for niggas with no game. I'm da baddest bitch nigga." "LMAO. I see. You know I'm REALLY sorry I bothered you now. What are you, like 15?" "Nigga I'm 22 and I'm fine az hell. And you cant get no play, so move on." She typed "Heh, you're right. I'm out of your box. Despite your attitude, have a good night." "Whatever." So that's how that little exchange ended. Made me feel kinda bad too. Her profile info showed we were from the same city and it appeared like she'd be nice to talk to. Plus, her link was bad, so I figured that would be a good way to be nice and make an introduction. But of course, she was one of those people who don't use Yahoo to be polite and to say hi to other friendly people. She uses it to vent and to be an ass because she has no real authority or gets no real attention in real life. From her profile photo she seemed pretty cute. But once she opened her trash talking, ignorant mouth, I realized I should have just kept my politeness to myself. God, I hate Yahoo. • • • So, a few days later, on a Friday, I'm minding my own business, sitting at my desk with Yahoo open and my status message set on "Busy" or "Working" or something like that, when an instant message window pops up. "What up? U there?" It was from hotgurl4eva83. I didn't even recognize the screen name but I humored it, noticing that YTunnel didn't block it. "Good morning," I typed back, slightly curious. "Is that you in yo profile?" "Yes. Is my name in a chatroom or something?" "Nah, you tried to holla at me a coupla days ago, but I was having a bad day see, and I was bitching at you for no reason." "I run into a lot of rude people on here, and I usually don't pay much attention after the fact, you know. It's just people being foolish on Yahoo. So what, are you apologizing?" "Yeah. I saved yo profile because I thought you was fine, an plus, I see you in real life sometimes." "You do?" I typed, instantly remembering who she was. Damn. And to top it off, she's seen me around town, so she knows me. Damn. Damn. Damn. "Yeah, you drive that silver BMW with the rims on it. You always be round over there where dem boys be doing systems and stuff." "That's right," I typed again, completely pissed at the fact that she really did know me and the fact that her grammar was so atrocious. "I have a vested interest in that little shop. I'm not an owner, but I do have a large investment in the operation. I helped them get it off the ground, so we're pretty tight. That's not what kind of work I do though." "What you do?" "I'm in marketing. And, I'm working right now, so honestly, I appreciate you saying hello, but I'd like to get back to work, you know. So, I'll let you go, and thanks again okay. Have a good day alright." "Wait! Can I get yo number?" "I don't give out my phone number online, I'm sorry. Besides you said, you had a man the first time we 'talked', so I don't think he'd like that very much. So anyway, thanks again, and have a good day alright." "My man in Iraq, and then we aint even that tight. So you wanna hook up?" "Nah, thanks though. But like I said, I need to get back to work. Have a good day alright." I was trying my best to be polite about it. Not only was her unbelievably bad grammar driving me crazy, the first impression she made on me was more than enough to convince me steer clear. Besides, I don't care if she lived across town, or across the street, I'll be dammed if I was hooking up with someone from the internet. I quickly logged off yahoo, and promptly proceeded to get back to work... after I browsed BGOL for about 3 hours. It was still daylight out when I decided to leave work. Granted it was a little past six, but it was a coolish summer day and I felt like lollygagging around before I actually went home. I decided to make my way over to my friend's little car audio/ wheel shop, just to check in, like I always do. And yeah, I'd completely forgotten about Yahoo. The drive there was nice. I had the air on, but decided to crack a window as well and get some air coming over my head. It felt good. Now see, I'm a car guy. I appreciate power and handling and comfort, but also customization. I'm far from a "ricer" but I do appreciate nice personalized car, and mine is one of my favorites. Pretty mundane by "tight ride" standards, my car does turn a few heads in traffic because of the whole Euro-sport-tech look it has going on. I won't lie, it's a sexy, handsome car, not flashy at all, just clean and sexy. Chicks dig it; and as always, I got a few smiles and waves and stares from ladies around town as I drove. Because of the size of the city though, that's not a hard thing to do, but helps my ego nonetheless. I finally made it to my buddy’s little shop. Modest, though it was, he had some of the best techs in the city, simply because I wouldn't invest in anything half assed. It wasn't a huge operation, but what they did do, they did well. They have a nice following among the tuners, ricers, and audiophiles in the area. I parked off to the side and stood, stretching as a few guys shouted wassup's. I did my cool little peace sign wave and strolled toward the door. Some high school girls walking out eyed me up and down and smiled that "I'm only 17 but I fuck like a pornstar" smile. I gave them the up-nod (because I'm cool like that) and quickly entered the building, not even giving myself the chance to think about doing something to whoever's daughters they were. Gotta love jailbait. My friend KC caught me coming in. "Darren! Wassup dawg?" "Nada man, what's going on today? Looks kinda busy to be so close to closing." "Yeah, we ran that radio spot on the two stations and man, like overnight, BOOM, y' know." "Damn, that's tight then. Can you meet the demand for service and materials?" "Oh yeah, most def, man. You though," he started with a grin creeping over his face. "You had some cute little thing over here looking for you not too long ago. Hell, she could still be here." "Ah fuck," I said out loud as I plopped down on top of a speaker box that was standing on edge. The whole exchange on Yahoo rushing back into my memory. "Dammit man." "Whassup dude? Don't tell me you hit and split? I didn't think you played it that cold man." "Nah, nah. I fucked up, said hey to her on Yahoo-" "OH," he broke in, laughing. "Answered all my questions. I really think she might still be somewhere around here though. I say get on it man, she's fine as hell." "Nah," I sighed, looking around the small shop and trying not to make eye contact with anything female. "She seemed a little too hood for me" "That's fucked up man." "I don't mean it like that, but dude, seriously, you know how I about how people talk-" "Man, that was the internet. You don't know, she could be cool in person. C'mon dog, you're the one that always trying to be open minded and shit. Besides man, the girl was bad as hell. Every nigga up in here was trying to get at her." "Bah," I sighed. "I won't get down on her, but I'm still not going to let anything happen. So if you see her, warn me alright." "Too late," he chuckled as he backed up and grinned a hard evil grin. He motioned his head to look over to my left. All I could do was hang my head down. "You ass," I laughed. "Whatever, dawg, she's coming over here, so handle yours. Imma go do the customer service bit." "Hey Darren," she said smoothly before I could even respond to KC. "Hey," I answered, standing to meet her. She was 20 times cuter in person than on her profile, but I still wasn't going to let anything happen. "Ooh, you're big," she said looking up at me. "I like big niggas. How you doing?" "I'm good," I answered, catching a wif of her perfume, some light, mellow, floral, sweet, girlyness that wafted all around me. "Thanks. How are you doing this afternoon?" "I’m aight," she answered, licking her pretty, overly glossed lips. "You know who I am?" "Yeah," I answered. "I know who you are. So what's up?" "Nothing. I'm just hanging out with my girls. My girl Neek gettin' a system put in, and we all just rode up here with her." "Ah, that was convenient," I muttered. "Huh?" "Oh nah, nothing, I was just thinking about something." "Thinking about me?" "Yeah," I chuckled out loud, not realizing that she was going to misinterpret my sarcasm. I cursed myself in my mind. "For real? I been thinking about you all day. I ain't use to niggas acting like they got something better to do than holla at me. Unless they gay, and you ain't gay. So that shit had me thinking, like 'damn, this nigga must got his shit together. And I can tell, you do got your shit together. That's shit is sexy." "NAh, you know, I just do my thing and take care of my affairs. Work hard and play hard, you know." I cursed myself again for saying that. Was I subconciously trying to get with this hoodrat? This fine, thick thighed, fat breasted, caramel skinned, long haired, shorty of a hoodrat? "See that's what I'm talking, that's some sexy shit. You all sophisticated and shit. Got a bitch thinking bout you all day. Plus you was nice to me, even when I was acting like a bitch. I like that. That's sexy. I was sitting in the computer staring at that picture on your profile, like 'damn I wanna holla at that nigga'. So what's up Daddy?" "Yeah," I sighed. "Yeah what?" "Nah, I was thinking something to myself." "You do a lot of thinking. So what you thinking about for real? What's up Daddy?" "Heh," I chuckled as I felt this evil Grinch-like grin creep over my face. And then I had to turn it on. "You gonna spend the rest of your day with your girls? Cuz I'm saying, you say you've been thinking about me. Maybe you need to come by the crib and let's talk about some of the stuff you've been thinking about. If you wanna roll with a nigga like that?" She just stood there, open mouthed, looking up at me. I guess I caught her off guard. She swallowed and bit her bottom as she glanced over at her friends sitting in the waiting area. "I-I don't wanna just run out on my girls," she stammered. I guess she wasn't ready for me to play the game right back at her. "That's cool," I said as I reached up and flipped a tuft of hair from over her right eye. "I mean, you said you were thinking about me. Made a nigga kinda curious. You making me think about things to. Things you need to be comfortable and alone to do. But I feel you. You can't skip out on your girls." "I-" "No no, go ahead," said smiling as I slid my hand slowly down the skin on her arm. "Hang with your girls, alright. I guess it was nice meeting you though. I'll see you around alright. If you see me, holla at me sometime. Might see me around here again, who knows." She stared at me blankly, biting her lips and mashing them together. She took a heavy, deep breath and ran her hand across her cheek, down her neck, and onto her chest as I stared down into her fake as hell green contacts. And then I turned, nodded to KC behind the counter, and headed out the door. "Yo Darren man," some kid shouted off to the side. "Peace dog!" "Be cool man," I answered back as I started the car from the remote, trying to look cool. "Damn, that's tight" a woman's voice said from behind me. "Oh, whassup," I started, not even turning around, just looking over my shoulder. "You coming with me?" "You gon bring me home later on?," she asked, actually concerned about how she would get home. Man, she must mess with some rough dudes. "Of course," I said deeply as I opened the door for her. She almost looked like she'd never had someone open a door for her. Probably not. I was already having fun getting into the girl's head. She sat quietly, her thick but tiny frame more than comfortable against the soft, dark leather. She craned her neck all around, observing the shape of the car and the interior panels while trying to decipher exactly how iDrive works. After a few minutes of fiddling with the radio in silence, I realized I didn't even know this woman's name. Damn. "You know what?" "What," she asked turning in the seat and raising her knee into the cushion. "I don't know your name." "Er'body just calls me Nani." "Heh, I'm not calling you Nani. What's your name girl?" "N'Nisha." "N'Nisha," I slowly repeated in a deep voice. "Your name is sexy as hell too." "You think I'm sexy?" "Well, right now, you're sexy because you're in that mode, you know. But even if you were just chilling, you'd still be so gorgeous." "Gorgeous?" "Yeah. What, you don't think so?" "Nobody ever called me gorgeous before." "Well you are," I started, speaking softly. "You've got pretty shaped eyes. Pretty, long hair. Pretty, round, full lips. A pretty face. You've got pretty skin, all smooth and soft, and your body is crazy. You've got thick, round thighs, and pretty feet. You've got a pretty smile. And honestly, I've been staring at your chest the whole time I've been driving. You're gorgeous girl. All I want to do is feel you, under my fingers, from head to toe, for hours, you know." "Damn," she sighed as she squirmed in her seat, running her hand down her neck and over her chest again. She rubbed her skin and breathed deeply as she closed her eyes for a few seconds. "Can you turn the air up?" "Heh, yeah. You hot?" "I don't know," she sighed, breathing slowly and heavily, just warm." "In your chest?" "Yeah." "Feel like it's spreading out, under your skin, just making you feel warmer and warmer-" "Hell, yeah. What is that?" "Can I ask you a question first?" "Okay..." "Are you wet?" I asked as I turned and looked her directly in the eyes for a second. She blinked and lowered her head as she rubbed her chest slowly, moving her hands slowly over the mounds of her breasts as they peeked out of her top. I could hear her breathing now, deeply and slowly, as she squirmed and wriggled against that soft seat back. Her other hand slid down her stomach and onto her thighs. She just held it there as she squeezed her legs together and sighed. My hand slid off the shifter and onto her left leg. "Mmmph," she sighed as I felt her shiver under my hand. "Yeah." "Yeah what?" "Yeah," she sighed again as she stretched her legs out and opened her thighs. "I'm wet, Daddy." She reached down and pushed my hand deep between her legs. Yes, she was wet. I could feel the moist heat through her jeans. I was upset that I had to pull my hand away to shift. "That felt nice," I said, watching the road as the remaining daylight began to fade. I'd purposefully taken the long way, off the main roads and around neighborhoods. I like long drives like this. They build anticipation. "Damn, I'm wet," she whispered to herself as she squeezed her thighs together. "You might need to pull over soon, man." "Nah," I chuckled. "I want that pussy creamy." "Shit." "Yeah, think about what's going to happen when we get to my house. I don't even think we'll make it out of the garage. Whatever happens, the first thing I'm going to do...is squeeze that pussy." "Dammmm," she sighed. "I'm going to reach down into those pants, let you feel my bare hand, sliding down under your panties, and then I'm just going to mash my fingers against that pussy slowly. Think about how my fingers are going to feel girl. Think about how that pressure is going to feel, squeezing that hot little pussy and mashing those lips together." "Damn Daddy, you gotta stop," she whined softly as she crossed her legs in the seat." "I don't want to stop. Think about it's going to feel like when my middle finger mashes against that pussy and drags back up, sliding over your clit all slow. And you know what, the whole time, I'm going to kiss you, on your lips, and tongue you, softly and slowly. I want to taste your lip gloss while I rub your pussy." She squirmed over and over, repositioning herself as she sat. She continually moaned softly as she licked her lips and crossed her legs. Her right hand slid all over her chest, getting close to pulling her breasts up out of that wide v-neck top she was wearing. Her left hand was shamelessly, squeezing and massing her crotch through her jeans. I could smell her wetness. She was leaning back, using the leather to tease her naked arms and rub her shirt into her back. Through half closed eyes, she began working herself up like she was hungry for sex. It was amusing to watch. It was exciting to watch. She gasped as she felt me park the car and shut the engine off. Her eyes got big as she watched me get out. I walked around to her side and opened the door, looking down at her sitting there, cross-legged and breathing heavily. I extended my hand to help her out. The door of the garage closed silently as she took my hand and rose from the seat. She was shaking. "You okay," I asked as I closed the car door. "I'm okay," she answered leaning against the side of the car. She began rubbing her chest again. "So hot." I placed my hands on the glass on either side of her and leaned in. Her eyes fell closed as she met me for our kiss. My lips pressed against hers. She was shivering, but soon relaxed in the soft, deep heat of our lips touching. Her hands immediately came up to my chest and began sliding my shirt around over my skin. She was gripping and squeezing softly at my muscles as we kissed, breathing into each other's mouths. And then my hand slid down beside her body. "Yes lord," she sighed as she broke our kiss, purely from anticipation." "I told you I was going to squeeze that pussy," I said as I nuzzled my nose against hers. Her hands slid onto the sides of my chest as my hand crept onto her waist. I rubbed her slowly as she half kissed, half sighed into my lips, waiting for me to keep my promise. I undid her button and let her jeans open just slightly. "Yes lord..." "Where's that pussy?" I half whispered against her lips." "Right there, Daddy," she whispered back. "Right there." I rested my hand against her belly button. Her skin was warm, and soft. It was smooth. I slid my hand down. I felt her shuddering. I felt her arching her back, pushing her hips forward, giving her pelvis to me. I found the rim of her panties- silky, lacy softness. I slid my hand under it, keeping my palm against her skin. It got hotter and hotter as I moved my fingers into those panties. Then I felt a soft furry patch. I kissed her deeply as my hand slid all the way down and instantly cupped that amazingly soft, plump flesh of her hot, creamy, wet pussy. "Mmmm," I sighed into her lips as my fingers squeezed her labia. I felt the crease between them release slippery warm juice onto my fingers. My middle finger slid up and down slightly, pressing against that little bump of the hood of her clit. She couldn't keep her lips against mine and rocked her head back, almost climbing up onto the roof of the car as my hand gripped and squeezed and rubbed her pussy slowly but firmly. "Yes lord!" she groaned loudly as she ripped my shirt open. Several buttons fell tapping to the floor of the garage as she slid her hands inside my gaping shirt. She grasped at my naked chest and made my muscles jump as her nails grazed my skin. I began sliding my lips down her face, onto her neck and even lower still, kissing and nibbling down onto her shoulder blade and still even lower, as I began kissing her down her chest. Her skin tasted creamy, and that light, mellow, floral, sweet, girlyness of her perfume intoxicated me as I slid my free hand down her shoulders and peeled that top down, stretching and literally ripping it until those smooth, soft, fat breasts fell free. I immediately clamped my lips onto her button-shaped right nipple. Her areolas were large and round, only slightly darker than the rest of her skin. Those breasts were beautiful, fat and soft, round and big. I sucked them mercilessly. The girl was wailing, clawing into my chest and ripping my shirt away while my lips tortured her nipples, one after the other, again and again as two of my fingers found themselves sliding up into her creamy, hot surprisingly tight pussy. She began shuddering heavily as her voice bounced off the walls and floor of my garage. The shock sensor on the alarm was chirping as she rocked against the side of the car. She was on the tips of her toes, actually standing on one foot as her face contorted and her body wrenched while my fingers wiggled and churned deep in her pussy. I could feel her tightening up. Her breathing became completely erratic as I ground my thumb against her stiff, hot little clit and twisted my fingers against the tight wet walls of her pussy. "Aaaah," I groaned loudly with a nipple in my mouth as she dug her nails deeply into the skin on the sides of my chest. It hurt like hell, but it was sexy, hot pain. Before I could think about it, she came. "OH LORD!," she screamed, and I mean screamed at the top of her voice. We might as well have had the garage door open. The yell rung out against the walls and I know it could be heard outside and down the lane. She slammed herself against the side of the car, setting off the alarm. We didn't care. She threw herself back against it over and over, completely enraptured and unconscious of the deafening siren in the small closed space. God, her pussy creamed and leaked all over my hand, coating my fingers and palm in slippery, warm juice that I rubbed into her labia as it clinched and released like a heart beating between her legs. The whole time, my lips gripped tugged and suckled on those large fat breasts. After a few minutes of catching her breath and leaning back against the car, I finally drug my fingers out of her soft, wet, spent pussy and out of her panties. I could have dipped my hand in a bowl of baby oil and it wouldn't have been as wet or slippery. She fell forward against me and almost collapsed as she buried her head in my chest, whimpering "oh lord" under her breath. I held her steady with her breasts hanging out of her ripped shirt, jeans halfway down her thighs, and panties matted snugly against her wet, hot, plump pussy. After a minute or so, I began walking us toward the steps, leading up to the kitchen door. The air in the garage was thick and hot, with the scent of her perfume, sweat, and wetness all mixing and swirling around in my head. Only the flashing of my headlights made me remember to reset the car alarm as we made our way up the steps and into my kitchen. "You okay," I asked, watching her lean over the island counter and lower her head. "Shit, shit, shitshitshit. nigga What you did to me?" "I did exactly what I told you I was going to do. Did you like it?" I asked softly as I leaned against her back and spoke into her ear. I ground the obscene bulge down the right leg of my slacks into her hips. "Yes lord, Daddy. Nobody ever made me cum before," she sighed as she hung her head down. "That shit felt too good." "Damn then," I started, sliding my hands down her back and lifting her shirt from the bottom until it was neatly bunched right under her breasts. "I don't know how you're going to handle what I'm going to do next... Cuz I'm going to slide your jeans all the way to the floor and then I'm going to touch your naked thighs with both hands while you feel me licking you with my soft, hot, wet tongue all down your naked back." "Mmm, shit Daddy," she answered as she shifted her wait from one leg to the other. "You're going to feel this tongue moving all those goosebumps you have right now, and make your back wet and hot, while you feel me touching you all between your legs, all slow and soft, while you stand right there, bent over this counter." "Mmmm." "And then, I'm going to slide this tongue even further down, until you me licking your naked hips girl. I going to kiss them and lick them and let you feel my face between them, while you feel me get closer and closer to..." "To what?" she whined softly after a few seconds of silence. She almost jumped out of her skin as I began licking her shoulder from behind. Cooing softly, she held her head down, while my tongue slid softly and slowly behind her neck. She shivered and arched her back as I licked between her shoulders, moving my head lower slowly while I started working down her spine, tasting her creamy naked skin and that delicious sweat as she wriggled slowly against me. My hands began sliding down her arms, making her skin warm and then onto the small of her back, and down past her waist on the side of her thighs. It was softer down there. Those hips had been packed tightly into those jeans, and as I ran my fingers over them, they dimpled easily. Fluffy, but smooth. My tongue reached the small of her back and slid into that dip. It made her jiggle her hips. It was nice. "Mmmm," I moaned as I licked and licked onto her hips. Interlacing tonguing with kissing as my hands slid down her thighs and began pushing her jeans down slowly. Inch by inch, more and more of her thighs got exposed to the cool air. I kissed her hips attentively and softly, being sure to leave wet streaks from my tongue across that sensitive skin. I moved down lower and lower until I was on floor. Her jeans slid past her knees and down her calves. She was wearing some open toed, tall heeled clogs that she easily stepped out of right on cue and slid her feet out of the jeans, one leg at a time. And, as she stepped back into the heels, I slid her jeans across the kitchen floor and out of our way. "Yes lord," she sighed. Her heels clacked on the tile floor while she stepped into a wide legged stance. She leaned down over the counter and gripped the sides of the island while my tongue and lips found their ways down her hips and then slowly but surely, between them. I mashed my face between her hips and pulled her panties aside, lifting the fabric back and dragging it up. All at once I slid a wide tongue up across her naked wet pussy. I heard her groan softly as her inner thighs trembled next to my face. I began licking that pussy steadily, slipping my tongue over those lips and dragging it back, over and over. I began reaching further and dragging my tongue over her clit. I could taste her previous orgasm, and all that wetness. Her pussy squeezed and clinched softly every time my tongue moved, leaving her clit throbbing and her thighs softly pulsing with that rhythm of arousal. There we were, in my kitchen-her bent over the island, gripping the sides with her feet wide apart, naked but for her ripped top, wet panties and thick heels, and me on my knees, ripped shirt and terrific erection fighting beneath my pants with my face buried between her hips. I began licking her faster, actually putting force behind my tongue and turning my strokes into thrusts that pushed between her lips. I began tasting the raw, pink deepness between them, and feeling the overwhelming heat pouring out of her lips. I began pushing in and dragging my tongue out, making her lips open then relax over and over while she felt the pressure of my face between her thighs. She was getting wetter by the second. I could feel the juice, warm and greasy, trickling down the corners of my mouth and down my chin. The wet slapping and sloshing of my tongue between those lips became increasingly louder as her hips jiggled and bounced. She rode my tongue as she stood there. Faster and faster I tongued her, trying to push deep and let that pinkness feel the force and power of my hot mouth as I opened her and touched her inside. She was riding a subtle, but invigorating wave, that drove her to wiggle and gyrate slowly, like a dancehall girl working her waist. I could feel her juices, all over my face, from my forehead to my chin. God this girl was wet, running like a faucet. Between the sloshing and slurping, I could hear drops of wetness falling to the floor and splattering in puddles on the tile. Her pussy was beginning flower, blooming slowly, actually getting fatter and tighter around the lips but stretching and gaping inside. Her wetness flowed freely and she was ooohing and ahhing loudly as she laid her chest onto the counter and mashed her ass against my face. This was my time. I immediately withdrew my tongue and pushed my lips against the soft, fleshy convergence of her labia. I began sucking the HELL out her clit. "OOOOOOOOOh lord!, she yelled as I pressed my face against her pussy from under her as she bent over that counter. I was literally lifting her off her feet with my head while my lips suckled that little clit. I pulled it between my lips, hood and all, just taking it into my mouth while the weight of her entire body rested on her pussy centered on my face. I was pushing up against her while my lips pulled down on her sensitive, tiny, throbbing little bud. "Mmmm," I groaned as I sucked and sucked, pulling harder and grinding my face against that pussy. She was crawling up onto counter, with her feet raising off the floor slipping out of her shoes. She was trembling, shaking, crying out and grasping the edges of the counter for dear life. Only a minute or so after I began she was letting go. "OH LORD, NIGGA YEAH..... ooooommmmhrgh" She shouted loudly into the countertop as I felt a hot release of wetness bathe my face. It ran over my cheeks and over my closed eyes, spilling out like the warm spray from a hot shower gently cascading over my skin. I tasted it as I continued to suck her clit. It was trying to pull away, but I persisted. My hands slid under her thighs and around to her hips. I gripped her naked, hot, soft ass tightly and pulled her back down toward my face. She was fighting it too, pulling herself up on the counter while her knees loudly slammed into the sides repeatedly. Her body jerked heavily as she got ripped in half by the orgasm. She quickly relaxed and began to slide down, still jerking slightly as my lips released a bit and my sucking gave way to soft, gentle strokes of my tongue against that tender hot clit. She was breathing so heavily, I was genuinely concerned, listening to her groaning as I felt her labia pulsing softly as the rippling inside her softened. Her wetness had run down my face and neck, even down to my chest. I couldn't even fight the urge any longer and rose to my feet slowly, dragging my fingers up her naked thighs and over her ass. Her panties had been pulled and yanked until there were stretched around to the breaking point. My fingers ran over that soft fabric and back down over her hips, rubbing her own copious wetness into that soft ass. Her skin glistened. I wanted that ass badly. I quickly slid out of what was left of my shirt. She reached back with her right hand and ran her nails over my abs as she laid her head flat on the counter. I was breathing almost as heavily as she was. Her fingers immediately crept down to my pants, where the fabric of my slacks was ballooned out against my right leg (it was one of my "commando", swing free days, and it felt good). My dick was completely, fully and brutally hard. I undid my belt and felt a bit of the pressure relieved. I undid that button and feel a surge of heat race up my spine as my dick jerked and throbbed at the prospect of being free. I undid the zipper and I felt that air rush into my pants, down my leg and over my dick. It jumped. Down, down, down I slid the pants as I eased a condom out of my pocket. My raging, almost angrily erect dick leapt upward. "Oh god," I groaned as her hand instantly gripped my shaft. That hand was hot but so soft. She slid her finger from the very base slowly forward, over the bulk of the shaft and toward my head. I felt her hand conform to every ridge and contour as the heat swept slowly up. She was squeezing too, and the pressure worked it's way up to the tip of my dick. A bubble of precum formed at the head and released against her fingers. She rubbed it in as I stepped out of my shoes and pants and kicked them across the floor. I tore into the foil wrapper with my teeth while keeping one hand firmly on her ass. She raised herself up and spun around, hair matted to her face, and stared at my erection as I began unrolling the rubber down my shaft. Her eyes were wide and her hands slid over my chest, abdomen, thighs and dick slowly. Her hand raked across mine and I rolled the rim of the condom down and felt it hug my hardness tightly. I looked up and stared her in the eyes. "Wait," she started, still breathing heavily. "You can't be rough with that shit. I know you think I'm just a hoodrat, but don‘t be rough with that dick... Oooooh, put that shit in me." "Lean back," I said deeply as I gripped my dick by the base and slapped it down several times over the fatty, furry mound right above her pussy. She looked down and watched, biting her lip, as I guided my head to her lips and pressed my dick between them. Her thighs instantly began trembling as her head flung back. Her pussy gripped my head tightly, releasing that familiar flood of wetness all over my fat hardness as I stretched her slowly, pushing down. Those lips closed tightly around my dick while my hands slid down to her wet, soft, round ass. I squeezed her hips tightly as both her thighs trembled, making her feet tap dance against the tile with a "clack-clack-clack- sound from her heels. I pulled back and let my dick invert her lips as it slid out, dragging my head just to the edge of popping out and then plunging slowly back up into her. "Yessssss looord," she groaned. Her stomach rippled and bulged as I entered her. Her soft, fat breasts jiggled and bounced as she breathed in sharp gasps. Her thighs shook in small tremors uncontrollably. I squeezed her ass tightly, kneading her hips together and pulling them apart as she leaned back against the island. Her arms stretched out, reaching into space as her hands clinched in tight fists. I worked my dick into her, with shallow, but smooth rhythmic strokes, just enough to let her feel the heat and girth of my dick, grinding with that hot friction against those wet, tight hot walls. Her wetness was ridiculous. Every withdrawal released another light wave of her juice. Messy, wet, slippery heat coated her thighs and mine as I thrust slowly into her again and again while she leaned back against that counter. "Urrgh," I groaned, as her pussy tightened and the tremors throughout her insides grew with intensity. "Oooooh lord," she cried out as she began rocking her head from side to side. Her hand slammed into my chest. She began hitting me over and over as I let her feel my entire length moving into her. Deep, tunneling, fat, hot dick drilled in and out of her pussy slowly, dragging her anticipation and arousal onto a plateau that had her floating in a river of her own excitement. She began pushing against my chest, fighting me, trying to cease my slow, driving sex. "Urrrrgh," I groaned again, louder and fiercer as her feet left the ground and her weight shifted completely onto her back against the counter. I fucked her with slow, dragging, long strokes that let her feel me deep in her guts. I could feel the nub of her cervix pulsing as my head butted it slowly. I was deep in her, feeling her heartbeat and the heat of her organs all around me. It felt like I was swimming in a thick, hot deep abyss. I began to push as far as I go, trying to bury myself completely into her thick body. I ground down and my pelvis touched hers as my balls mashed against her ass. "HOOOOooooo!" She let out a howl. I remember it clearly, because it rang out loudly against the tile in the kitchen. It rang in my head like a soprano hitting a high note. It only made me grind into her harder. Her legs shook terribly, as her insides quaked around me, spasming and convulsing, clinching and gripping at every inch of my dick. "Aaaaaah," I shouted as I was forced to withdraw my entire length from the every tightening cataclysm. My head popped from between those tight, pulsing, creamy lips and like a cork and a small wave of wetness gushed out, splashing loudly onto floor as she squeezed and butterflied her legs together, shuddering heavily the whole time. I swear by everything I believe in, that I've never felt a woman's insides just cave in like that, with such an intense release of energy. I lifted her completely on the counter and stared at that thick, trembling body as she ran her hands up and down her body in the most vulgar display of self-groping I'd ever seen. "One more Daddy," she asked slowly through closed eyes with hair matted down all over her face. "Gimme one more. Gimme one mooooore. Uuuuuungh, Daddy gimme one more. Oh lord... that dick." "Damn girl," I growled as I stared at her. She wasn't even looking at me. I don't even know if she was actually talking to me, but my dick wasn't going to let me second guess her. I hoisted myself up onto the counter. It was slightly disorienting being on my knees that far off the floor, but the feeling of her soft, hot, wet body underneath me quickly my mind back on track. I looked down as her shining, sweat-lathered body and began to push her thighs open. Upon feeling my touch, she slowly turned onto her side and drew her legs against her chest. I was curious, and let her continue. With some effort she managed to get herself onto her knees. That round, fat ass wiggled slowly in front of me as she lowered her head to the counter and looked back at me. Her pussy, completely engorged, dark and wet, peeked from behind those thick thighs and called out to me. I rose on my knees and pulled her across the sweat covered counter until my hard, throbbing dick rested atop her warm ass. "Take this pussy from the baaaaaack, Daddy," she groaned. "Uuuuuurgh," I groaned in response as I guided the head of my dick past those hips and into that pulsing, thick, wet pussy. The heat washed over my entire body as I began to find my stroke, pushing and pulling my hardness in and out with long, smooth thrusts. I was using my entire length to get into her. I could feel the curvature of her canal, with those rippling, sweating walls stretching and lengthening from my love, over and over. She was taking it a lot better than before. It seemed liked she just wanted to enjoy this one, and really feel the experience of being fucked doggystyle on top of a kitchen island. "Yes... lord," she sighed, speaking in time with my thrusts. "Yes... lord. Niggaaaaaa. Yesssss. Fuck... meeee... uuungh" She wiggled her hips and arched her back slowly, making each stroke find a new attitude of attack and grind with that hot friction at a new angle that made her tremble everytime my head ground down into her. I looked down at that thick, caramel skinned body as I slid my hands up and down her naked back slowly. Her hair was fanned out over the counter. Her body was wet, shining under the kitchen lights and reflecting over the contours of her shape. I began to feel a burning welling up inside me. My hands slid down to her waist, which was pretty tiny in contrast to the rest of her body. The tops of her hips made good handles, and I began to ride that ass with a fervor that marked the beginning of the end. My grip on her hips tightened and my slow, almost sensual thrusting slowly increased to an almost ferocious tempo. Sweat rolled down face and into my mouth as I reared my head back and began to pound her ass angrily. The wet, sloshing, slapping sound rang loudly in my kitchen as we slipped back and forth on the smooth surface of the counter from the tumultuous assault. "Raaaargh," i growled as I pounded that ass faster and harder, "Aaaaa-aaagh-aaaaa," she responded getting increasingly louder, with her mouth hanging open as I fucked her harder and harder. "Raaargh...Gimme that motherfucking pusssy!" I was feeling it now. I was demanding it now. "Aaaaaah, shiiiiiiiiit-shiiiiit! Oh loooooord!" She got lost in the moment and dropped flat the counter, feeling me follow her into the new position and begin using all my weight to slam down past those thick round hips and into that retreating pussy while she laid flat on her stomach. We were both yelling with ridiculous. animalistic grunts and growls. Sudeenly, she seemed to stop breathing as a surge of spasms took over every muscle in her body. She tensed to the brink of hurting herself, only to release all that tension in this incredible flood of contractions and wetness. The burning in my groin became too much. "Fuuuuuuck!" I growled as I tossed my head back and felt my orgasm erupt inside her. Her orgasm had her flopping around underneath me like a fish out of water, driving my own release to a level of intensity that I can't remember feeling anytime recently. It was almost as if a valve burst, having me feeling cum exploding forth in streams that felt like they could have hit the ceiling. She could feel me tense and released against her, inside of her. Even with the condom, the eruption of my dick inside her pussy flooded her with a broiling heat that made her howl more. Eventually, both our orgasms eased into soft, rippling, electric tingles that made us shiver and jump with every breath as we began to relax. I wanted badly to collapse on top of her, but for hygene's sake I forced myself up and drug my softening dick out from between those viciously hot lips. The withdrawal and collapse of her walls made her whole ass shake and jiggle with unconscious tremors. I sighed, head still spinning, and made my way to the downstairs bathroom. I only intended to freshen up, but after a few splashes of water on my face, and steadying myself against the edge of the sink, the weight of the whole day still hung over my head. I stood for a long time in front of the mirror, and eventually decided to just have a long hot bath. It felt good. While the sex burnt off a great deal of it, the bath really melted away the tensions of the day. I stayed in there for probably an hour before I finally made my way back out to the living room. I collapsed on the sofa, wearing nothing but a towel and felt the sleep creeping in. I didn't just want to be rude and just doze off, but glancing over into the kitchen, I could see N'Nisha was already passed out, still naked, still wet, still on top of the island. I decided to deal with that in morning. And, as a long, heavy yawn escaped me, I gave in and slouched down on the couch. My eyes fell shut and my day came to an end. I woke up in the morning to the smell of grits, eggs, bacon and coffee. I didn't even know I had grits. A smile crept over my face when I saw her coming toward me, wearing her jeans and one of my shirts. I wanted to get pissed about the fact that she'd obviously been snooping around my house or at least my bedroom before I woke, but honestly, it was much better than waking up with a naked hoodrat sleeping on my counter. She looked sexy as hell wearing my shirt in that “morning after†style, so I let it slide. "Good morning, Daddy," she sang as she sat down beside me. "Good morning yourself. I see you're cooking." "Yeah Daddy. My momma always told me that a bitch gotta be able to cook for her man-keep that good dick happy, baby." She hugged me tightly then bounced away, back into the kitchen "Her man?" I asked myself under my breath. "God-fucking-dammit. This is why I don't fucking hook up with women from the fucking internet. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck." "What you say, Daddy?" she called from the kitchen. "Nothing," I sighed, wanting to kick my own ass for what I let my dick get me into. "Nothing. Just trying to figure out all the things I have to do today." "Yeah for real," she yelled. "In bout a hour can you take me home, so I can change clothes for work, and then take me to work?" I looked toward the kitchen with my mouth hanging open, wanting so badly to bash my own brains out as she bopped back an forth, fixing up cute little plates for us to eat for breakfast... together. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckiddy-fuck. I sighed a deep, heavy sigh, then rose and went to join her at the table. I walked slowly into the kitchen, like a man being read his Last Rights on the way to the electric chair. I stood in front of the table and looked at her, sitting there smiling a cheesy, toothy grin. She waved her hand, inviting me to sit down (at my own table). I hesitated for a second, almost expecting her to say "Room for one more" but when it didn't come, I bit the bullet, and sat down to my grits, eggs, bacon, and coffee. I ate quickly though, because I had to get dressed and take her home, and then to work. “So what about your boyfriend?†I asked, hoping to jog her apparently bad memory in a last ditch effort to save myself. “Fuck that nigga,†she answered softly while chewing a piece of bacon. “He can’t do nothing for me no more. I got you now.†"Oh well," I shrugged as I continued to eat. I figured since she was sexy as hell, and didn't mind cleaning and cooking, it wouldn't hurt to keep this going for a few days. She tilted her head to the side and smiled sincerely at me as I snapped my own piece of bacon in half. God, I hate Yahoo. |
| QUOTE (Chocolate Bunny @ May 5 2006, 10:38 AM) |
| This is fucked up!!!! So one day .... a girl was sick and her boy friend had come over to help her out. He brought soup and brownies, and a tape of moesha with him 4 them 2 watch. After she eats the soup she pops in the tape then her boyfriend says he have 2 go. After the tape a scene of her boyfriend gettin head from her best friend pops up. Her best friend spits the cum in the brownie mix and her boyfriend looks up at the camera and says "y been dumped" |
| QUOTE (Chocolate Bunny @ May 5 2006, 04:38 PM) |
| This is fucked up!!!! So one day .... a girl was sick and her boy friend had come over to help her out. He brought soup and brownies, and a tape of moesha with him 4 them 2 watch. After she eats the soup she pops in the tape then her boyfriend says he have 2 go. After the tape a scene of her boyfriend gettin head from her best friend pops up. Her best friend spits the cum in the brownie mix and her boyfriend looks up at the camera and says "y been dumped" |
| QUOTE (Crk1019 @ May 5 2006, 01:30 PM) | ||
that is indeed fucked up thats nasty as hell too |
| QUOTE (Chocolate Bunny @ May 9 2006, 07:51 AM) | ||||
Its true 2. A friend of mine sent me the email a week ago. It happened to an old friend of hers. |
| QUOTE (Corporal Punishment @ May 18 2006, 02:58 PM) |
| *Name has been changed to protect the guilty* Aight, this took place this past weekend, and I have to admit, I have never brought a girl back from the darkside before. I'll explain what that means. Anyways, I met Candy in Hilton Head. She's a security guard at this rich upscale apartment complex. She looked hella good in her uniform. I pulled up and showed my ID and told her I was visiting a friend. I wasn't even flirting like that, but she just asked me out of the blue if I had a girlfriend. I told her naw and she gave me her number and told me to call her after 11:00, when her shift was over. Well I call her up, we chit chatted over the phone for about a week and a half, and she invited me over to her crib. So I got directions and I get there and we just chillin, talking, watching CSI. Then the topic of sex comes up and she tells me she's all into freaky stuff and that it's been a long time that she's been with someone. I 'm like yeah that's cool and all, so what's up. Then she tells me that she's a lesbian, and she hasn't dated a man in like four years. But she tells me that for some reason, she was attracted to me. Well, next thing I know, we wound up kissing, she's all over me like an octopus in heat, sucking my dick. She pulled her pants off, and we went at it right on the couch. The whole time I'm pumping away, she's spazzing out, going crazy. I'm thinking maybe she was in pain or some shit, but she was wilin' out. So I flip her over, and I'm hittin it from the back, and she's bucking, hollerin like crazy. I put it in her ass, and she was really into it, pushing back on my dick. And I nutted shortly after that. So after I pulled out, I don't know if she was just half delirious from fucking, but she said, "I'm not messing with women no more, not after that". I kept my cool when she said that, but after I left, I was in the car like, "FUCK YEAH, I DONE TURNED A LESBIAN OUT". Thus I pulled her from the darkside. |
| QUOTE (kANe407 @ May 20 2006, 07:52 PM) |
| sex....thats all the young generation has 2 pay attention 2.....its sad |