aaaaaaaaaaah.. my poor virgin eyes..

aiht i got one i used to work at burger king and dats where i met my girl one nightthe manager asks us both to stay an extra hour cuz some dudes were coming to clean the grill and shit so we like sure y not.we close up and we go outside we start just kissing and im grabbing her titties and shes rubbing on my dick like crazy we hear the manager calling us so we steo in then we sit down at the kids playplace tables she sits on my lap and just rubs her ass on my dick then she gets up and goes into the kids play place my horny ass went right in after her we pull up in this big oval thing i lay down and she unzios my pants gives it a suck or 2 den just mounts me man the fucking ball just shaking and shit we up there for like 15 minutes i busted my nut sumwhere got out and my manager just sitting there laughing at us .......so anytime sfter dat we'd just fuck in the bathtoom

smh..in the damn kids play place..damn shame

u know how kids lick on stuff when they be playin..one of those kids prolly licked yo kids mayne

Must admit hit a dry patch recently on the good old gettin laid shit, so last week i must confess i was happy as a pig in shit when i met some girl in a club bought her a few drinks before she invited me back to her place.
Getttin down to it on her bedroom floor, just gettin into my stride i was lovin it ( so was she i think) her mother walked in pulled me off her and kneed me in the balls and told me to get out.
I haven't had a hard on since, i think shes maybe broke it, BITCH

maybe sue her stankin ass too come to think of it

has no one got laid in the past couple od days... ... lmao..im jp...

yo i memba some shit dat just fucked me up. this shorty sat on my shit in the chair and was just ridin the shit outta me right. the right leg gave out and broke. so when we fell over and hit the floor, the adrenaline was still goin n shit. we didn't laugh or nuttin i just hit dat shit from the side and kept goin. believe me ya'll had to be there to see it cuz the shit was funny.

I remember, during my sophomore year of Catholic school, when the bishop of our local diocese had passed, the whole school spent most of the day in chapel. Well I was getting bored and I asked to be excused to go use the bathroom. I had left and went across the street, back to the school to get my jacket out of my locker and ditch. I had run into this senior girl, who was known for being an easy piece. We struck up a convo and she had asked to touch my dreads, so I let her. Then I told her that since I let her touch something of mine, could I touch something of hers. She knew good and damn well what I was hinting at, so we ducked into the gym, into an equipment closet. So,we're getting it on, then I bend her over a weight bench, hitting dat azz from the back like Jake Steed in his prime. About five minutes later, I think she said something like “Stop! I think someone’s coming!” but what I heard was “Don’t stop! I think I’m cumming!” so I kept on doing what I was doing. Then all of a sudden I heard some keys jingling and I look back and see one of the school’s janitors standing in the doorway, with his eyes about to pop out of his head. We must’ve been a sight too -- she with her lil plaid skirt flipped up over her back and her panties in a heap on the floor and me with my pants down around my ankles. She was so terrified and embarrassed, that she just picked up her panties and ran up outta there. But what she didn’t know was that I was cool with the janitor that caught us -- even bought a sack of weed from him a couple times. So as I’m pulling my pants up, trying to explain the best way I can, what the fuck he just witnessed, he just laughed and said “I hope you strapped up, young buck, because that’s not the first time I’ve seen her coming outta this closet.”

check your pm

DAMN have you ever considered modeling? u got a body like a Buffy, im fis to pass out

thats wut everybody says, but rappings my passion. i could make wayyyyyy more money and be wayyyyyy more respected. but i plan to bring the best of both worlds to the game...butta imma be bak in Harlem nex week

you already kno im waitin for dat...but i see wutchu sayin about rappin, shouldnt let your talent go to waste. hit me up on da cell

rapping huh? i hope ur good cause not too many good female rappers in the game today or they have male ghost writers im in the biz too chea chea

gotchu

aight you have anything online i can hear? and check out my boy columbo who is bout to be on the next Dj Green Lantern invasion mixtape

well imma check your boy out tonite or tommorow, mix tapes ehh...i rap with a crew in Harlem who mix and make beats, there connected with Diplomats so i get all the hot beats for free. Romeros in that clique, TroubleMakaz...Juelz is tryna get them a deal at DefJam. but if your boys hot, ill be in touch.

i run that page so i put his commercial shit up. the mixtape ill be doing is gonna hit all over the states true story im working out some kinks right now tho. ehhh dips are wack lyrically but id fuck wit them business wise. collabs n shit dont hurt. like pun and nore said "sometimes you work wit ppl you dont like" smh when u see Cam tell him to go back to the SDE and Confessions of Fire days lol. i miss that Cam true story.


http://www.myspace.com/channelzerodbd

thats a chi artist i work wit u should check him out too. we on a come up so ill see u in the industry one way or another

EVERYBODY LOOK OUT FOR DAT TroubleMakaz, a radio near you in a minute...but chelle imma a hit you back tommorow, wutchu needa do is post some of those booty pics bet imma get at you girl...im out

ummm...whered all tha sex stories go lmao talk bout flooding no hatin

Michelle looks like buffy!

Michelle looks like she can kick my ass.....female bully from high school

"gangsta bitch, my rhymes are all non fiction" some of her shit, dont mess wit her

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/blowjob-mistakes.shtml

10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes

1.

Teeth

The number one blowjob mistake: letting your teeth hit his cock. We can't stress this enough. Ask any guy and he'll tell you again and again: nothing is worse than a blowjob that is "all teeth". In fact, most guys won't admit it, but their idea of a perfect blowjob would be getting sucked off by a gorgeous woman with removable dentures. Teeth can nick and scrape the sensitive skin of the penis. Open your mouth wide enough that they stay away from his cock, or suck your lips in over them to cushion the rough edges. If he's wearing a condom during the blowjob this may provide a slight buffer, but don't count on it.

2.

Going too fast

Some guys enjoy a quickie, but unless they're in a hurry to get back to work or back to their wife/girlfriend, most men like to savor the experience of getting their cock sucked. So don't rush them. It's not a race to see how fast you can get him to spurt. Take your time and make it last. Concentrate on different parts of his penis, or his balls, then go back to basic sucking and stroking. At the end of a luxuriant BJ session, he'll blow a much larger, more satisfying load.

3.

Sucking too hard

Hoovering him like a dustbuster may seem like a good idea in theory, but there's a wrong way to do it. Don't fasten your mouth around the head of his cock and suck like you're trying to get a triple-thick milkshake though a straw. Guys' dickheads are the most sensitive part of the penis, and uncut guys are even more sensitive there. The proper technique to hoover is to take more of his cock into your mouth and apply moderate suction.

4.

Crushing his nuts

Don't grab his balls and squeeze like you're trying to crack walnuts. This is a move you want to pull on a would-be rapist, not a guy you're trying to get off. It's painful. Many guys like to have their sack rubbed, licked, or gently tugged during a bj. You can even take a break from sucking his cock to take one or both of his balls into your mouth. But don't yank on the family jewels, and don't put them in a vise grip.

5.

Barfing and gagging

Throwing up while giving a bj is definitely a turn-off, although sometimes this happens to the most well-intentioned cocksuckers. What happens is they get overenthusiastic, take the cock too deep or hard into their throat, the gag reflex gets triggered, and then it's all over. Or once the cum starts hitting the back of her throat, things start flowing the wrong way. Don't try to deep throat on your first BJ. Everyone will be sorry. Practice first on dildos to get your gag-reflex under control. Or just work up to it at your own speed.

6.

Remaining immobile

Putting his cock in your mouth and then doing nothing is as bad as overdoing it. Most guys don't want to feel like they're face-fucking a cadaver. You need to work it at least a little. A total lack of effort or enthusiasm on your part is a real buzz kill. If you don't know what to do with your tongue, at least bob your head. After a while, he may want to take a more active role and have you relax while he fucks your mouth, but you need to give him a little encouragement to get him aroused.

7.

Not using enough pressure

Wimpy blowjobs are no fun. Be firm and suck him like you mean it. Lapping his dick lightly will just make him feel teased. Licking his dick like it's a lollipop or popsicle may be fun to get warmed up, but then you have to get down to business. Use a firm (but not too firm) hand to work the shaft of his cock, while you get your mouth all over his knob and caress it with your tongue.

8.

Spitting

Most guys want you to swallow and think that a BJ really isn't complete until his load goes down your throat. The only exception is if he gets off more on spraying it on your face, tits, or somewhere else. If you really don't want to swallow, this can be an acceptable compromise. Symbolically, swallowing shows that you accept him and his manly essence fully. Although we can't endorse unprotected bodily fluid exchange in any form, if you happen to be giving an unprotected blowjob (i.e., without a condom) and you end up with his spunk in your mouth, do not retch his cum into a wastebasket in front of him. If you really feel you must spit, do it discreetly into a towel or tissue.

9.

Dry mouth

A good BJ involves a lot of saliva. Don't be afraid to get a little sloppy and drool on his cock. If your mouth is dry from nervousness or whatever, there will be too much friction and stickiness to give good head. If your mouth is dry, drink some water and rinse. Try to work up a good mouthful of spit before you go down. Suck on a hard candy to get your juice flowing, or suck on an Altoid to give him a mentholated BJ.

10.

Stranglehold

Don't put his cock in a deathgrip. It's fine to wrap a hand around the shaft, but don't clench and for god's sake, watch the nails. Just hold it enough to keep it from flopping around and shuck his pole with your hand while you work him with your mouth. His dick shouldn't have a handprint on in when you're done.