its ok silly dapper

im not really one for all this typing so i'm gonna make a long story short.

i was coming home LAATE one night from chillin with my boys and i pull into a gas stop for some arizona tea. so i see these two fine lookin hoes buying a blunt. so i'm like "yall about to burn tonight or what?" they said yeah and then i start spittin at them. anyway they leave, i pay, and they're wating for me outside, talkin about their homeboys dropped them here and left. so i take these hoes to the beach and we roll the blunt. turns out they're sisters.

at the beach we stop at a 711 and a sister goes in for something idk, anyway i start telin the sister "if you wanted me now's ur chance" and this bitch jumps to it and starts sucking my dick. this girl was a straight up pro, trust i got an STD test after this shit. anyway she's sucking my dick while her sister is bullshitting in the store and a good 5 minutes go by and the sister starts coming out, and then i start cumming and this bitch slurps it all up while the sister gets in with me busting right in her fucking mouth, i just met her about 1 hour ago too. sister says "wow, you two couldnt wait to go out on a date"....and i'm like "if you're jealous you can join in too"...but she wasnt with that and then the sister who DID suck my dick got offended.then they started getting into this bullshit because i was still trying to get a sister sister 3some going and i didnt really inted on giving up. anyway i dropped those bitches around the corner about 10 miles away from where they live and dipped home. that was some bomb ass head though.

i thought u put up a story or sumthin

latest sex story:

it was me and this girl right..tha broad is bad first off..and she wanted to do it right...so i said hell yeah right....

omg! thats was sooo good, by far the best story ever..

thankuu thankuuu

there's a lot more where that came from

During high school my girlfriend, Jen, and I went up to her best friend Karrie's ski chalet for a weekend. Jen had been there several times, but it was my first time up there, and we were all having a great time. Karrie's parents had gone out for an apres ski party, so we were left alone to enjoy the evening. We were loafing a bit, tired from skiing all day, so Jen suggested we take a sauna. Karrie went and turned it on, and I perked up thinking about getting steamed up with my girlfriend. We went to get changed, and since I didn't have a bathing suit I wore my boxer shorts. I heard Jen and Karrie talking in their room, something about towels, so I grabbed my bath towel and headed down to the sauna. Jen and Karrie were heading downstairs too, and it looked like they were just wearing towels. "We normally just sauna naked," Jen told me when she saw me wearing my shorts, "and we agreed there was no good reason not to tonight."


Karrie blushed a little, and Jen leaned in and stage-whispered to me "Besides, she thinks you're cute."

We got into the sauna, Jen sitting in the middle of the bench and immediately dropping her towel while Karrie poured some water on the rocks. I put my towel down and couldn't help but watch as Karrie removed hers, revealing her naked body, and sat on the opposite side of me from Jen. Jen was tallish and thin, while Karrie was heavier. Seeing her naked I could see that she wasn't so much fat as big, and that included a pair of enormous tits! Not wanting to be the only one wearing anything, I took off my shorts, tossed them out of the sauna, and sat back down. Jen whistled appreciatively at my naked ass, making both Karrie and I blush. I took a look at the two of them and said, "You look pretty good yourselves."

We relaxed in the sauna letting the heat soak in and the sweat form, chatting lazily. I didn't know whether to be 'polite' and pretend that they weren't naked or ogle them, and I'm sure there was plenty of surreptitious glancing on behalf of everyone. Eventually Jen snuggled up against me, laying her head on my shoulder and placing a hand on my thigh. As relaxed as I was, I just sat and enjoyed it and hardly thought about the fact that my penis started perking up. Jen noticed (and Karrie probably did too), because she turned, moved her hand to my belly, and gave my ear a little lick. Now I noticed that my dick was getting hard, because it immediately shot to attention. Jen sat back, proud of herself, and I turned to see Karrie looking at my crotch. We were all pretty flushed from the heat, but I'm sure Karrie and I were blushing too. She said with a giggle, "You two can't stop, can you?" making fun of the way we were constantly kissing and snuggling in public.

"Don't worry, I don't mind," she told us.

"So you don't mind me doing this?" Jen asked, and she grabbed me, pulled me in, and kissed me deeply, tracing her hands down from my head to my chest. My cock, which had been shrinking in embarrasment, sprang back up to attention. I could see Karrie watching us intently, so I decided to take some control of the situation. I was tired of Jen calling the shots, so I reached out and grabbed both her tits in my hands, tweaking her nipples between my thumb and forefingers. Her tits felt amazing, slick with sweat and nipples erect. She jumped a little, breaking the kiss, and Karrie started laughing at her, with me joining in. Jen smiled and stopped me as I started to pull my hands away from her tits. “Don’t worry, Karrie’s clearly enjoying this,” she said, with a pointed look at Karrie’s breasts and their now erect nipples. Karrie gave a sheepish cough, but was clearly not about to look away or leave.

Still holding my hands to her breasts, Jen started kissing me again, moving my hands up and down on her chest. I was really getting aroused, tweaking her nipples and running a hand along the curve of her waist. Karrie shifted position a little to get a better view, and Jen reached out and grabbed my erect cock. “See, I told you he has a nice dick,” she told Karrie, both of them giggling.

Jen got up and poured more water on the sauna rocks, sending up gouts of steam. She curled up beside me, moving me to the middle of the bench, and started kissing my neck and rubbing her hand over my chest. Then she started licking my chest and moved her hand down to my cock, which she started to casually stroke. I stole a glance at Karrie, thinking she’d start reacting badly at the overt sex, but she was watching with rapt attention, her breath coming fairly heavily and her legs somewhat parted. Jen said, “He likes this,” and with a second glance at Karrie she bent and popped the head of my dick in her mouth. Both Karrie and I moaned when she did that.

Jen started langorously licking and sucking my cock while Karrie watched. Enjoying the sensation of her mouth on me, I reached out and squeezed her ass, then brought my hand up to play with her tits. Looking up at Karrie while she sucked on my cock, Jen took my hand and pulled it down to her pussy. She was drenched, both with sweat and arousal, and I easily slid a finger inside her. She stopped sucking my cock, and raised herself onto her knees, letting me put another finger insider her beautiful pussy, and giving Karrie and me a fantastic view of her raw nakedness. Jen, her eyes closed in bliss, starting grinding her pussy against my hand, and I leaned over and began sucking on her tits. This went on for a minute, when Jen leaned her head down and told me, “Look at her.”

I turned to see Karrie leaning back against the wall, watching us with one hand caressing her breasts and the other rubbing her pussy. She smiled at Jen and me, but didn’t take her hands off herself. Jen, however, stopped me, straddled me, and started grinding her cunt into my crotch. “I’m going to fuck him, but you can stay if you want,” she told Karrie, a deadly serious look passing between them. Karrie smiled and said, “I want to stay.”

Jen raised herself up, grabbed my dick, and lowered her cunt onto me. I put my hands on her hips and the two of us started rocking and fucking each other. I looked back and forth between Jen bouncing up and down on my cock, her tits jiggling, and Karrie, who now had both hands working her pussy, with a finger thrusting in and out and another circling her clit. Jen was watching Karrie too, and she put her own hand down to press against her clit. This was a sure fire way to make herself cum while fucking me, and soon enough she started moaning and shaking with an orgasm. She kept on humping me at a slower pace, and I moved my hand to reach Karrie’s thigh. “Finger her," Jen told me when she saw what I was up to.

Karrie moved to allow my fingers inside her, sighing as I slid two fingers into her soaking pussy. On top of the amazing sensation of a silky pussy engulfing my dick and another grinding against my hand, I now had the view of Karrie arching back and grinding her hips. When Jen leaned forward and nibbled on my ear, I totally lost it, moaned that I was cumming, and shot a load of cum inside her. Knowing that I was done, Jen got off me, allowing me to concentrate on Karrie. Still finger fucking her, I kissed her inner thigh, licking and nibbling my way up over her hip bone and up to her fabulous tits. I sucked and licked at one nipple, then the other, feeling Karrie breath and moan beneath me. “I’ve told her you’re good at oral sex,” Jen announced, and taking the hint I dropped my mouth to Karrie’s crotch. I paused to inhale the scent of her pubic hair, then moved in to lick lightly at her clit. Karrie got more and more worked up, shoving her pelvis against my hand and into my face. Crying, “OH GOD” she started cumming on me. Suddenly sensitive, she pulled back, then started laughing. We were all grinning and giggling. “Thank you, that felt wonderful,” Karrie told me.

Jen and Karrie proceeded to tell me how they used to masturbate together in the sauna, which explained why they were so open. The experience raised a lot of new questions for me.

hahaha gud story but it sounded like a trashy white-girl romance novel..still good though!

What "trashy white girl" owns a ski chalet?

Do you even know what they are? Have you even been skiing?

hahaha i hate skiing..

Uhh here it goes, i was out... and i rented a apartment somehow i manage to get 2 girls to the apartment, i was high as fuck and i wasnt slow on the liquor...

i remember we was watchin some shyt on tv and then i had to throw up; i ran my ass 2 the toilet and did what i had to do... after that i came back, thats when my memory start to fade... i was somehow magicly layin down on the bed with one bitch next 2 me...and another one at a couch.... ok here is when it goes blanc the first time in my memory... now i had both of the bitches on the bed! how? dunno...anyway one of them was on my lap and the other one right next to me...we start with all the shyt rubbin kissin huggin and then the fuckin was supossed to come; here is numnber two when i cant recall wtf happend....anyway , when i woke up with a major headache i saw sum rubbers on the floor...yes they where used...and now im pissed as fuck i cant remember fuckin one of them.... but i guess i did (none of them where at the apartment and i saw a note that said "we had fun, holla at us" <- in short).... when i stood up from the bed, i saw blood on the bed.... NOW I GOT SCARED, wtf happend during the sex...none of them bitches where there.... i met them a couple of days later after we had sex...i cant really tell how both of them looked, just one...anyway nothing special came from their mouth their where cool with me and all...but wtf happend, what was that blood thing...

ewwww thats nasty!! maybe the girl was a virgin? or it was that time of the month? lmao

hahaha @ dracula
either way..any blood is YUK

Ladies, why is it that like every other time I fuck, the girl has to take a break so she can pee. I mean damn this has happened to me almost ten times.

Aiight I got a story to tell...I have a few and am trying to think of the better one to post first.

I was out of work one summer and I had met this med school chick. One day she was back in the city and I invited her to come through. She had one of the PHATTEST asses I had ever seen. So she comes over and we go out for pizza. When we get back to my spot we're in my livingroom watching TV and I make a comment on how sexy she looks. Well this must have been her cue cause she starts to ask me just how sexy do I think she is. So I tell her she looks sexy, then I lean over and start to kiss her, and tell her she tastes sexy and at this point I decide to go for broke and start rubbin' her titties and tell her she feels sexy. She then says, "not here" and pulls me towards my bedroom.
Now she's on the bed and I have her down to her thongs. But she covers her nipples with her hands and starts playing the shy role...says that they are very sensitive and touching them and kissing them does things to her. But they are so big that I am still able to kiss and lick around the tittiess and ask her what exactly does it do to her. She tells me it makes her wet and of course I start going down and ask her if I can taste how wet she is. I manage to slide her thongs to the side and get a taste of the pussy. She squeezes her thighs together and is like "I don't know." But when I ask her if she wants me to stop she must have taken me serious cause she lets loose. So now I'm sliding her thongs off and strapping the jimmy on. Slowly slide into the pussy to make sure I get ALL the sensation. I spread her legs and I'm hittin' it DEEP! I can feel her juices flowing all over my sheets and I'm working it out. We finish up and I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's standing in the doorway of my bedroom looking at my TV but she's still butt naked.
This freak is like, "you know we're not finished!" She gets back on my bed and this time is on all fours and I straddle that ass from behind. She's getting off looking at us on my mirror that's right in front of my bed. So I'm tappin' that ass from the back and waiting for her to bust the juices again. Sure enough I feel her juices flow. Except I didn't nut this time so I get off the bed and take the jimmy off to throw it out. So I'm standing right by my dresser drawer butt naked w/ the shlong still hard...she still on the bed and proceeds to crawl to the edge of the bed and starts to suck me off. I mean this is a med student that had been mad quiet for all of 15 minutes when we first met. Now the freak is coming out. She is sucking my dick like a PRO!! I'm trying to hold off but I can see she's waiting for me to nut in her mouth and I willing comply. Right in her mouth and right down her throat.

The 2nd part to this story w/ the same honey. She comes over a few weeks later and as soon as she walks into my spot she says her pants are wrinkled cause she was rushing outta her house and forgot to iron them and wants to borrow my iron to iron her pants. Of course this means she has to strip to her thongs. I take the hint and come up behind her and start kissing on her neck and her ears. After a few she says "Okay, I see I'm not gonna get this done." And lays out on my bed!! Didn't even bother to take the thongs off...pull them to the side and straddled her right at the edge of my bed...got her juices flowing and I nutted. She gets butt naked and tells me that's how she likes to be around the house. Every chance she got she'd bend over cause she knew I loved the way her pussy looked every time she'd bend over.
Unfortunately that was the last time I saw her. She's away in Idaho or Iowa in med school so I only got to see her that one summer she was in the city.

'Nother story to tell...

This one will be short. Was at my boy's BBQ one summer after our Sunday softball game. Had this one honey that I had met in South Beach that lived out in the Island come check our game. So after the game she rolls to the BBQ with the rest of the crew. Now I'm not thinking anything's gonna jump off cause I know she lives w/ her sister and we're not close to my spot. So we're in the backyard having some food, playing some Spades and drinking.
After a few drinks she tells me she has to go to the bathroom if I can show her where it is. So I get up and we go into my boy's house. Of course I don't pass up the opportunity and slide into the bathroom w/ her. She handles her business and next thing I know I have her on her back on the bathroom floor, shorts and panties off, straight fuggin' her. She's saying, "I don't know if we should be doing this" but she's moaning w/ every other stroke and has her legs wrapped around my back so I know she ain't tryna let the dick go. After she gets nice and wet she gets into it and starts talking dirty to me "fugg the pussy" and "make her cum for you." I'm not trying to be there too long cause I know my boys are going to get on me when I come out...but at the same time I don't want her to think I'm a minute brother or anything. But the pussy is good so I'm like "fugg it." We fuggin' for about 30 minutes (a quickie for me). I'm hoping they hadn't noticed we were gone that long but NO LUCK!!
As soon as we come back out the jokes start to come at us. We can't be mad though cause we both got ours. This was one of my ghetto honies. LOV 'EM ghetto girls...they have the nice phatties and most of 'em FREAKS!!

A Big Black Rooster
(Or The Saga of ‘Nice But Dim’)

I am married to a lovely women, 5’2", green eyes, long black hair and a
stunning body. I met her in a bar. At first I thought she must have been a
native American as all the men in the bar would greet her with, "How,
Much." I noticed she had no problem with getting dates but men would
seem to go out with her for an hour or so then it would be over and she
would be back looking for romance. Not being skilled with small talk
and women I took my chance one day as she was between dates and
introduced myself.

"Hello Miss Much." She looked at me strangely, I think it was love at
first sight.

"My name is John." I told her.

"Your all Johns in here." she told me. I was amazed, what are the odds
of a bar with at least 30 people in it all being called John?

"I would like to take you out, and I will be nice to you. I mean the other
boyfriends you have dont seem to be with you long enough to even take
you for a meal." I knew this impressed her because she asked me if I
was for real. After a bit more chat I found out that Much was just her
nick name and How was just the way the fellows in the bar greeted
everybody. She told me her name was Christine. Within two days we
were married. Christine told me that I was too good to be true, and the
fact that I had been left a lot of money by a relative didn't seem to put
her off in any way.

Well that was two years ago. We have a nice house with a large garden
and everything seemed to be going along fine until a week before her
birthday, 5th of November. I asked her what she wanted as a present.

"Can I have anything I want?" She asked.

"Anything darling, you know that."

"I want a black cock, a BIG black cock" She said


"If that’s what you want I will get it for you." I told her. I must admit I
was shocked, she had never shown any interest in animals before.
Anyway way two days before her birthday I had the chicken run built
while she was out having her hair done. Then I went to see a friend who
always seemed to be able to get me anything I needed with out the need
for me to go shopping, (everyone knows him as Nick the thief by the
way). When I told him my wife had asked for a black cock for her
birthday he choked on the sandwich he was eating. I insisted that it
should be the biggest he can find as Christine had been insistent on it
being big. Well, being the pal he was he delivered the cockerel within
the hour and at a very good price considering how rare he told me they
were.


I eagerly awaited Christine’s return, I know it wasn’t her birthday yet
but this was the only chance I would have of surprising her. When she
arrived home I told her I had something for her but she would have to
wear a blindfold.


"You’ve never shown an interest in this sort of thing before." She said. I
had no idea what she meant but that’s women for you. I led her into the
backyard, positioned her infront of the coop and removed her mask.


"Happy birthday." I said expecting hoots of delight. She stood silent for
a while then to my dismay she turned to me red faced and angry.


"You stupid fucking idiot." She hissed through gritted teeth. "I suppose
I’ll have to arrange things myself, as usual." She growled as she turned
and stormed into the house. Cuthbert (The name I gave the bird) and I
were left not knowing what I had done wrong.


The next two days were spent in silence, even Cuthbert had kept quiet,
I think Christine’s outburst had unsettled him. Around twelve noon on
her birthday there was a knock on the door so I answered it. I was met
by a well built Afro Caribbean who told me his name was Joe and that
Christine had asked him to call as she needed a gardener and a friend of
hers had recommended him. I took him through to the garden, as we
passed the bedroom door Christine called out. "Is that Joe?" I told her
yes and she said she’d be right out.


It was unusually hot so I poured Joe a beer while we waited, I noticed
him looking towards Cuthbert.


Part 2 next post

"That’s Cuthbert." I told him. "He’s a birthday present for my wife. Can
you see anything wrong with him?" I asked, maybe he would know why
Christine had been so disappointed. "Do you think its the list, my friend
said it has a list?"

"Dont know much about chickens." Joe said shrugging his shoulders
then sipping his beer.

"Christine asked me for a big black cock for her present but went mad
when I gave it to her." I told Joe. He spat the mouthful of beer out he
had just taken and after a few seconds began to laugh. Bewildered by
his reaction I was about to ask why he was laughing when Chris arrived.
She wore a short white dress and standing with the sun too her back
you could see the wonderful sexy shape of her body silhouetted through
it. She had obviously spent some time making herself up and I could see
Joe was impressed by the way he stared open mouthed at my wife. She
sat on a chair on the patio and called us over.

"So your Joe." Christine said. "I’ve heard glowing reports about you."
She said as we sat opposite her. Her dress had rose up as she had sat
and she was showing quite a lot of leg. I hoped it did not embarrass
Joe.

"Your husband was just showing me your birthday present." Joe said, a
big grin on his face."

She smiled back, "What am I going to do with him." As she talked she
uncrossed and crossed her legs revealing her bushy triangle of hair. I
was sure that Joe had seen this too. So I leaned across to Christine and
whispered in her ear.

"You’ve forgotten to put your knickers on."

She lifted the front of her dress, at the same time uncrossed her legs
again and slightly parting them showing the puffy pink lips of her pussy
as she did.


"Oh dear, so I have. The way Joe’s staring I dont think he minds."


I felt uneasy the way she was acting it was as if she wanted Joe to see
her.


"So what do you want me to do." Joe asked his attention now fixed on
Christine’s breasts the darkness and shape of her nipples clearly visible
through the fabric. As if on que Cuthbert uttered his first sound since his
arrival. "Fuck, fuck". Christine and Joe turned to me. I now know what
Nick the thief had really meant. I thought he had told me that the
chicken had a list, one leg shorter than the other I had thought. What he
must have said was the chicken had a lisp and obviously couldn’t
pronounce his ‘B’s.


"Fuck, fuck, fuck her doodle doo." Cuthbert sang in full voice. The
young child next door who must have been playing out could be heard
rushing into his mother shouting "mummy, mummy the chicken said
fuck." We heard a sharp slap and a child crying. "It did say fuck." Said
the indignant child between sobs. "Get to your room." An angry voice
yelled.


To my surprise Christine’s eyes lit up. "The chickens got the right idea
Joe." She stood and took his hand. "Why dont you fuck my doodle,
doo."


She took him into the house, I was stunned. I dont know how long it
was, maybe 5 or ten minutes I heard Christine calling me. I followed her
voice into the bedroom and was met by two naked bodies. Chris was
on her knees infront of Joe, she held his dick in her hand, her fingers
just
able to meet. "This is a big black cock, idiot." She said then began to
suck and lick on his prick like it was a lolly pop.


"She’s right man." Joe said looking at me with a superior grin on his
face. "And in a few short minutes your gonna see your bird being well
and truly stuffed with it."


I went to leave. "Stay there and watch." Christine ordered. She dragged
Joe over to the bed and he positioned himself between her legs. I could
see his big black veiny organ press at the opening of Christine’s cunt.
His helmet inched into her and she begged to Joe to wait. "Sing happy
birthday to me John, I want you to sing happy birthday to me while Joe
fills me with his cock."


By the time they had had enough of fucking each other I had a sore
throat from singing happy birthday. Joe had filled her cunt with three
loads of cum, most of which his pounding big cock had forced out of
her and now formed a large wet gooey patch on the bed sheets but
there was still enough left to form a sticky stream that ran from her
womb and down her arse.


As Christine regained her breath she turned to me and said softly. "Do
you know what sort of big black cock I wanted now fool."


"Yes darling." I said apologetically.


"Now listen carefully, for Christmas I’ll be expecting you to get me a
black cock or two."


"Yes Christine." I answered deep in thought. I’ve seen yellow
cockatoo’s before but never black ones. Maybe Nick the thief could
help me out, he might also be able to get the cage.

aight i got a story for my first post....

i had been chillen wit this chick who has her own appartment you know lives by herself. it had been real tuff to get wit this chick even though we had been alone about 2 or 3 times as she was obviously testing me to see if i would stick around if she didnt give it up right away. so she invited me over one nite and as i made may over to her house i figured tonights gotta be the night.

so i go up to her floor and i knock on her door. my girl answers it and i walk into the living room where i see another girl sitting watching tv. i look over to my girlfriend with a face that said...why is she here? she replies "i hope you dont mind my friend here" and i camly replied "no why would i mind that."

so we start watchin a movie something stupid like a chick flick. my girls name is lauren and her friends name is rachel. lauren is an in shape looking girl. she has a nice tight ass with some pretty big tits and a real cute face. rachel has big thighs a phat ass and enormous tits although she is far from fat. she also has a cute face. lauren cuddles up to me on the couch as rachel sits on the other side and i look at her and roll my eyes jokingly. lauren is wearing jeans and a hoodie and rachel is wearing one of those sweat suit type things.

a little while into the movie i ask lauren is she has any popcorn and she says no honey im sorry and i say damn i really wanted some popcorn. she says oo ill go run and get some the store is just across the streets. i say "no you dont have to do that, unless you really want to..." so that it sounds as if i dont want her to go ut she will still go. she says no dont worry about it ill be back in a little bit just watch the movie.

so she leaves and me and rachel just watch the movie for about 5 minutes until she says, "so she wont give it up huh?" and i reply by saying "yeah and we been together awhile too" she just giggles and says ill be right back i gotta use the bathroom.

about 5 minutes later she comes out in a short shorts and a white t-shirt. i said oo you got changed huh? she said yeah i wanted to be a little more comfortable and laughed. i smiled and then she came up and sat real close to me and whispered "im a lot easier then lauren." i said "oh really" she then asked me, "what do you think about my body?" i said "well, first off you have gigantic titties, nice thighs and of course a phat ass." she laughed and then began kissing on my neck and then started makin out with me and i though this is my chance to get back at this bitch for makin me wait.

"lets go to the bedroom" i said. wen we got there i threw her on the bed and started stripping her down as she started strippin me down. I started off by sucking on her titties as she stroked my dick. she then flipped me over so that she was ontop and started sucking my dick. she was fantastic at this. she then jumped on my dick and we fucked and fucked and fucked. i then told her to bend over and when she did i started fuek n her from the back i grabbed her titties and squeezed them so hard and she screamed and screamed in delght.

then i heard the door open and lauren looked st me and said i cant believe i go out to get yousomething and this is what you two do... i then flipped rachel over looked back at lauren and said"im sorry im in love with rachel" and then sucked her nipple so hard she was screaming my name. We then got dressed and started to walk out together not saying a word to her and i said as we left, "you might want to clean your sheets."

^^this all happened when she went to get popcorn..

i did it with this hot chick, it was great.

ha, ha...here's a story

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

wow 40 year old virgin right?

lol wow man i got one this is recent

so im chillin at tha crib when my nigga jance and thad come over(yes nigga name is jance he latin come on) so we chillin and we go to tha mall just to do something. so we walkin around and i see this yall(the girl at tha bottom) baby is mad bangin and she lookin good too lol. so i spit some game and we like why dont u and ur girls come back wit us. so her and two of her girls come wit us they hot too. so as soon as i get in wit tha girl(name is noemi) my boy thad and j is already at it on they girls. so me and noemi go to my room and i guess do the same. and i mean shit was great. she sat me down right and pulled down my pants and all that. so she start suckin on tha boy and im like damn she really know what she doing. so we keep going suckin and lickin and all that shit til she say she want me to get in her. so i get in from behind right and we start fuckin. and it was mad wild she latin so i was like damn. so i aint know what to do next but she said baby put it in me. and i was like i am. but she grabbed on her ass and spread her shit. i was like what!!!!!! u want me in ur ass!!!!!! lol no lie she wanted me to fuck her in tha ass yall. so i get in and i swear it felt llike my first time. that shit is tight as hell. so like 15 mintues im ready to bust and she turn over. and so i bust in her mouth but to my surprise i did it in her eye too lol hahaha i was like damn sorry. and so it was like that. but this is tha funny part. i met her later on somewhere and she mad went crazy on me being mad as hell i bust in her eye. and i finally said tha point of tha story "a quickie suppose to be quick bitch, i kept on my shoes get outta here!!!!

this is her yes, yes i know mami is very fine. sorry noemi lol

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Yall niggz need to write sum mo stories or at least make some up










P.S..............KILLA SEASON-----------MAY 9
DIPSET

Here's a little story of how i lost my virginity.

Like most of you fucks losing your virginity at 10 or 11 (sluts!) I was kind of late on the draw for this one. I didnt lose mine until I was 17. Since i was the virgin of the group I would be the butt of virgin jokes for years to come. I knew how Fez from 'that 70's show' felt like. Anyways.

One Saturday my friend rasheed was like ,'you know what? I'm going to get you some ass today.' So I was like ok, what are we doing? We went over this his friends house joe. Joe was the type of guy who was 17 and had 2 baby mommas. with no fuckin job. I didnt know if they were going to set me up with a mud duck, but you know..beggars cant be choosers.

The plan was we were going to go joe's girlfriends house and she was going to fuck all 3 of us. Joe was like, 'she one of my stinks..i got many of 'em.' This guy was supposed to be some kind of player. but he didnt have a car. hell, none of us did. So what do we do? We ride our bikes across town...for like 5 miles. Pussy is a powerful thing.

So finally we get his girl's house. She's actually pretty decent looking. But after joe got done talking to her, she decided she was going to fuck all of us. joe was like ,'1st me, then you then rasheed. I get 1st cause she my girl.' Ok, so i get sloppy 2nds on a stanky girl whom ive never met. Again, beggars cant be choosers.

We go to this public park down the street. In broad daylight no less. Joe goes to a little spot in the woods and they're gone for like 5-10 minutes. I was getting nervous, being the virgin I was. I know some people act like they had the moves and everything down the 1st time. Whatever. I dont buy that shit. Everyone was lame their 1st time.

So joe comes back and tells me its my turn. I go. I'm excited but nervous you know. I look at the girl and she looks at me and she's like 'lets do this.' She had a big ol booty. I was kind of turned off because joe already stabbed her. She still had leaves and shit on her ass. What's the catch phrase kids? beggars cant be choosers.

I banged it and of course i probably lasted about 45 seconds . But i was happy because, well, i was no longer a virgin. I came back with a big kool aid smile on my face. rasheed was 'yyeeahh!!'

Embarassing though this story may be..it is real. you cant make this shit up. I've said it, i cant unsay it.

^^ thats a good story cause you can tell be reading it that it's true, i think most of us lost our virginity to the local skank. it's the best way to learn cause ''that girl'' will do unbeleivable things....lol... my first, was a pretty rotten chic

lmao..my bad

CP was talkin bout The Dome aka FIGHT CLUB! HAHAHA I just came from Ft Hood for 4 yrs so I know all about that shit! They closed it down for clubbin though and it's just a normal place now.


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THE KING IS BACK!!!!

What up ya'll? I been in a slump for a minute, but now I got my mojo back, and I'm back with some fresh tales for that ass. This is Part One of Two


Now I met this female through a lesbian friend of mine. She was caucasian, brown hair, pretty blue eyes. She ain't have no ass but her titties was fat. We will call her Angela. Well we was just on some friendly type shit, wasn't thinking about hittin it. So we was on the phone talking one night, and the subject switches up to sex. She starts talking about how she's a freak this and a freak that. She asked about what I like sexually and I ran it down for her. I guess this must have gotten her curious, cause the next day she called me up like, "You know what, I'm gonna have to find out for myself". So I said, "Oh really". "Yes really". To me, this sounded like a challenge, so I told her I had to make a trip to this sex shop I know about and pick up my "basic" package (flavored lubricant, Trojan Magnums, Astroglide). I asked her if she wanted anything in particular. "I never used a vibrator before, could you get one for me". Already, the wheels in my head were turning, and I had some freaky shit to try out on her. "Aight, I'll pick one up".

So I go over to her place with all the items in this black bag. Angela answered the door, looking sexy as usual. I put the bag down on the floor and sat on her couch. All of a sudden, she starts kissing me. So I'm on top of her and she starts pulling my shirt off as I'm try to undo her jeans. We got our clothes off, I strapped on the Trojan, and we was off. I'm hittin it, using that Taoist technique I learned a few years back (if I tell you the secret, then I have to kill you). I'm hittin it from the back, pulling her hair, smacking her ass. Shortly afterward I bust my first nut. But as I was to soon find out, she wasn't finished with me.

I went to get some water, drank a sip and laid down next to her. She starts kissing me then she goes down and starts suckin my dick. Can't front, this was the second best blowjob I ever had. Angela was going to town, licking my balls. She even deep-throated me. I could feel her tonsils in the back of her throat. I couldn't take it no more, so I shoved her down and I was balls deep in that pussy again. Now it was time to take it up a notch. I was hittting it from the back and I pulled out and got the flavored lubricant. I lubed my dick up and eased it right in her ass. At first she was like "ouch" but as I kept going, she was getting into it more. Pretty soon, she was pushing herself on my dick howlling like Kim Catrell in Porkys.

Then out of nowhere she goes, "You got the vibrator". "Yeah, it's in the bag". I grabbed the vibrator, ripped that shit out the package, lubed it up, and stuck it in her pussy. Then I stuck my dick back in her ass. I was DPing her! (For those of you who don't know what a DP is, that's short for double penetration). She grabs the vibrator and starts using it on herself, going crazy, hollering, "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass". We switch positions, and I'm on top, still fucking her in her ass. She looked possesed with them blue eyes looking up at me. What happended next I've never done before, and it sealed the deal with me hooking back up with her again. I'm getting ready to nut again and I'm pumping faster. Then I pulled it out, stuck my dick in her mouth, and busted the biggest nut all in her mouth and face. She slurped it up and continued sucking like a porn star. After that, we both fell the fuck out. I was like, "Yessss".

Prelude to Part Two:
I called up Angela the other day to see what she was up to. We was talking and she said her homegirl was with her and she told her about me. We shall call her Kim. Kim wanted to speak to me so I said put her on. I never seen her before, but she sounded like a black girl. Kim was like, "Angela told me about you, and she showed me a picture and I just wanted to tell you I think you're cute". "Well thanks". She gave the phone back to Angela and we was talking about the other night. I asked about her homegirl and I joked "You know I got enough love for both of ya'll". At first I was just joking, but out of the blue she suggested getting another female next time we hook up. My mouth dropped to the floor....

TO BE CONTINUED
(It's going down this weekend!!!!)

THE KING IS BACK!!!!

What up ya'll? I been in a slump for a minute, but now I got my mojo back, and I'm back with some fresh tales for that ass. This is Part One of Two


Now I met this female through a lesbian friend of mine. She was caucasian, brown hair, pretty blue eyes. She ain't have no ass but her titties was fat. We will call her Angela. Well we was just on some friendly type shit, wasn't thinking about hittin it. So we was on the phone talking one night, and the subject switches up to sex. She starts talking about how she's a freak this and a freak that. She asked about what I like sexually and I ran it down for her. I guess this must have gotten her curious, cause the next day she called me up like, "You know what, I'm gonna have to find out for myself". So I said, "Oh really". "Yes really". To me, this sounded like a challenge, so I told her I had to make a trip to this sex shop I know about and pick up my "basic" package (flavored lubricant, Trojan Magnums, Astroglide). I asked her if she wanted anything in particular. "I never used a vibrator before, could you get one for me". Already, the wheels in my head were turning, and I had some freaky shit to try out on her. "Aight, I'll pick one up".

So I go over to her place with all the items in this black bag. Angela answered the door, looking sexy as usual. I put the bag down on the floor and sat on her couch. All of a sudden, she starts kissing me. So I'm on top of her and she starts pulling my shirt off as I'm try to undo her jeans. We got our clothes off, I strapped on the Trojan, and we was off. I'm hittin it, using that Taoist technique I learned a few years back (if I tell you the secret, then I have to kill you). I'm hittin it from the back, pulling her hair, smacking her ass. Shortly afterward I bust my first nut. But as I was to soon find out, she wasn't finished with me.

I went to get some water, drank a sip and laid down next to her. She starts kissing me then she goes down and starts suckin my dick. Can't front, this was the second best blowjob I ever had. Angela was going to town, licking my balls. She even deep-throated me. I could feel her tonsils in the back of her throat. I couldn't take it no more, so I shoved her down and I was balls deep in that pussy again. Now it was time to take it up a notch. I was hittting it from the back and I pulled out and got the flavored lubricant. I lubed my dick up and eased it right in her ass. At first she was like "ouch" but as I kept going, she was getting into it more. Pretty soon, she was pushing herself on my dick howlling like Kim Catrell in Porkys.

Then out of nowhere she goes, "You got the vibrator". "Yeah, it's in the bag". I grabbed the vibrator, ripped that shit out the package, lubed it up, and stuck it in her pussy. Then I stuck my dick back in her ass. I was DPing her! (For those of you who don't know what a DP is, that's short for double penetration). She grabs the vibrator and starts using it on herself, going crazy, hollering, "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass". We switch positions, and I'm on top, still fucking her in her ass. She looked possesed with them blue eyes looking up at me. What happended next I've never done before, and it sealed the deal with me hooking back up with her again. I'm getting ready to nut again and I'm pumping faster. Then I pulled it out, stuck my dick in her mouth, and busted the biggest nut all in her mouth and face. She slurped it up and continued sucking like a porn star. After that, we both fell the fuck out. I was like, "Yessss".

Prelude to Part Two:
I called up Angela the other day to see what she was up to. We was talking and she said her homegirl was with her and she told her about me. We shall call her Kim. Kim wanted to speak to me so I said put her on. I never seen her before, but she sounded like a black girl. Kim was like, "Angela told me about you, and she showed me a picture and I just wanted to tell you I think you're cute". "Well thanks". She gave the phone back to Angela and we was talking about the other night. I asked about her homegirl and I joked "You know I got enough love for both of ya'll". At first I was just joking, but out of the blue she suggested getting another female next time we hook up. My mouth dropped to the floor....

TO BE CONTINUED
(It's going down this weekend!!!!)

^^and this is why he is the king of the hookup..lol