lol

I'm bout to have a real nice story soon...cause my Platoon Sergeant(that's pretty high on the chain in rank for those that don't know) wants to fuck me bad! We'll see who's puttin who at ease in a min!



I could tell a wild one from a while back but I'm bout to have a JUICY one wit this and it will be xtra recent. Stay tuned....



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u better hope that seargant is a she

I GOT SOME COOL ASS SEXY STORIES,DEY COOL AS HELL

well i once tittee fucked a chick before


MAN............ that shit felt so good when i busted she was like not on my shirt


cuz i have to go home in front of my dad...

well..... i could not help it i poped on her chest and shirt it felt so good

i drooled on her she was like uggggggh>

so i brought her a sprit and toled her to tell her dad she spilled it on her shirt


droped her off and was feeling like this...............













trure story i swear on every thing


i have a fettish for tittie sex now

keep in mind this all took place in my car


then i did not call her after that then i seen her in the mall


and her and her brother was follwing me and my niggaz around the mall



and he came up to me and was like why u disrespecting my sister nigga


i must have droped his young azz all in the Clothes racks the baby section

I BUTT FUCKED A BITCH ONE TIME AND SHOVED A BEER BOTTLE IN HER PUSSY.SHE LOVED IT .I WAS DRUNK AS FUCK.SHE USED TO LOVE TO FUCK ME IN HER MOM'S BED TO WEIRD ASS BITCH

Lets see...

I use to hella dig this dude I worked with ( way before I was engaged or even knew my hubby). He use to say shit in front of me like "i could work the shit out of you!"
After a few years of knowing eachother we got hella tilted at work and took it to my place.

There was hella anticipation as he started to undress from head to toe. He was built!! Nice ass and all.
When he finally got to taking off his boxers out pokes this little thing that was suppose to be a dick...

I laughed so fukn hard at the dude. Not only was he workin with a midget dick but it wasnt even circumsized....

I had no damn choice but to send his ass home. Why lie to the man. Some1 had obviously told this dude he was workin with alot when he was actually workin with nothing...
Sad, Sad story...

that nigga sould have got some SEAGRAMS gIN AND RED BULL


it alwayz workz form me



















p.s. don't have a lil stick iam just saying tho

^^^^^

Nice suggestion but I dont think that would of even worked for him. I laughed so loud and hard...was damn near cryin...damn near ROTFL...you feel me.

I couldnt let him think he was handlin. Im not a good actress....

Aight, I'm going to drop one for ya'll:

I met this chick at a party my Junior year in high school. She was a cheerleader at Westlake High School. And I was a football player at Banneker High School. And her boyfriend was the QB at Westlake. So, we just chillin, talking to eachother and shit. She tells me I played a great game, I'm like "yeah, I know." And she laughs and tells me I'm arrogant. She tells me that her BF was the QB. And I remembered that nigga poke me in the eye after a play. He was talking that gangsta shit. So, I'm just thinkin bout all the shit he said, and so I decided to get his ass. And she goes on to say, that she was paying more attention to me. So I get her number, and we started to talk. Now, she and her BF are at Greenbriar Mall, and I see her. So I text her to come outside, to the parking lot. She comes out there, and we go to her BF's car. No bullshit, I fucked that bitch in her nigga's car. So, after we fucked, she starts to suck a nigga's dick. I bust a nut in her mouth, and that bitch swollowed all my shit. So I hope out the car, and walk to the Magic Johnson Theater, right beside the mall. I'm with my niggas, and I see her coming in with her nigga. He is kissing all on her, and holding her hand and shit. All I could do was laugh at that nigga.

LMFAO @ Youngbloodz, nice story there...

IGHT IM ONLY 15 SO I AINT HAD NO CRAZY ASS SEX LIFE.......YET LOL BUT I DO GOT SUM SHIT DAT DONE HAPN 2 ME PEEP THIS FOLKS............


IGHT I REMEMBER WHEN I WAZ 9 AND I HAD FUCKD LYK 2 OR THREE TYMEz WITH MY GURL BUT SHE HAD MOVED OUT OF TOWN SO I HAD 2 FIND SOME NEW PUSSY. AND IT WAZ THIS 1 WHITE GURL IN MY CLASS THAT ALWAYS LOOKD AT ME AND TRYD 2 TOUCH PIPE AND SHIT WHEN WE PLAYD AROUND. NOW BACK THEN I AINT NOE NUTHIN BOUT THA GAME BUT 4 SOME REASON I ALWAYZ KNEW WHITE GURLS WAZ EASY AND SINCE I WAZ DUMB ASS HORNY I DECIDED 2 TRY ME AH SNOW BUNNY 4 THA 1ST TYME SO 1DAY I GOT HER IN THA BACK OF THA SKOOL AND SHE WAZ SUCKIN ME UP BUT IT HURTED SO I TOLD HER 2 STOP AND BEND OVA AND SINCE I USE 2 WATCH HELLA PORNOS I THUAGHT THA ONLY WAY 2 FUCK WAZ FROM BEHIND SO I PUT THA RUBBA ON AND START SLAPIN(OH YES EVEN AS A LIL NIGGA I PRACTICE SAFE SEX EVEN THO I KULDNT FIT THA WHOLE CONDOM ) I LAYD THA PIPE DOWN ON HER ASS (AS USUAL )
BUT THAT AINT THA GRIMEY SHIT
AFEW DAYS PASSD AND IT WAS OPEN HOUSE WHERE ALL THA PARENTS MEET YA TEACHER ALL AT 1 TYME SO MY MOM MET THA TEACHER AND I WAZ TRYIN 2 RUSH MY MOM CUZ I DIDNT WANNA RISK DA SNOWBUNNY MEETIN MY MOMZ AND RIGHT WHEN WE GET 2 THA DOOR SHE GONE POP UP WITH HER MOM TALKIN BOUT "SEE MOMMY THATS MY BOY FRIEND' THEY Both thuaght it wAZ CUTE THEN SHE GONE TELL MY MAMA "IHAD SEX WITH YOUR SON AND I LICKD HIS TALLYWACKER......WERE GONNA GET MARRIED" MAN IGOT MY ASS BEAT THAT NIGHT AND EVER SINCE THEN MY MOM BE CHECKIN IF IGOT RUBBAZ AND SHIT AND SHE SAID IF I MAKE A BABY AT A YUNG AGE SHE GONE KILL ME


NOW TYHA MORAL OF THIS STORY IS DONT TRUST NINFO SNOWBUNNY BEEZIES THEY"LL GET CHU IN SOME SHIT YADIDA!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sex/Relationship Therapist is back, with another story for that ass.


This took place back in Texas when I was at Fort Hood. There was this spot on post called The Dome that was popping every Friday. Well I walk up in there and I see a couple of my peoples and we exchange pounds and daps. Then all of a sudden the chick comes up to me and says, "That's fucked up you gave me the wrong number". At first I didn't recognize her, but then I remembered; I gave her my number last week when I was in there. She was like my height (5'5"), lightskinned, light brown eyes, cute lips. I gave her the wrong number figuring she wouldn't call, but I guess she did. So I was trying to play it off, telling her I was drunk and probably wrote it down wrong. Well she cooled off and we chit chated a little. She was in 13th COSCOM and she stayed not too far away. She was with her homegirls and they was on the dance floor. Now she was behind me and all of a sudden I felt her tongue licking across my neck. Then she stuck her tongue down my ear, and all my women know, that's my weak spot. She said to come sit over at the table her and her homegirls were at.

So I sat down and they had a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea. We must've ran through three pitchers. All the while, she jacking me off underneath the table and running laps with her tongue in my ear. So I looked at her and in a drunken slur I said, "You just trying to get me drunk so you could have your way with me, huh". We start kissing and she whispered, "Well, that's the idea". I knew it was on then. So I gave my mans and them the peace sign, took shorty by the arm and we was out. I drove mid-speed to her barracks in COSCOM. She just pushed me on her bed, pulled off my pants and went to town. The liquor made me extra sensitive, so that shit was feeling real good. We went at it for like an hour and fell the fuck out. Woke up the next morning and she had told me she was on her way to NTC that Monday and this was her last little party before she had to go. No complaints from me.

LMMFAO

what yall just mad cuz yall waznt as SEXUALLY INTELIGENT as i wuz at 9 dont hate dnt hate me cuz u aint me naw 4real tho this is true story shiiiiiiiiit i would let yall call my house and ask my mama.......but i dnt know ya'll lyke that lol

hahahaha AWWW THAT NIGGA TRYD 2 SMERK ME yeah i am young but i really waz doin that typa shit when iwaz 9-10 on mama's i neva said that story lyke i waz braggin about it iwaz always diffrent from all tha otha kids when i waz little idnt noe why but i've always been interested in sex i mean i dont have to lie 2 yall cuz at tha end of tha day nun of this shit finna put money in myne or your pockets. so take it how you wanna it is wat it is my nig read my post and move tha fuck on! im up!

I dont think penetrations gonna occur on a 9 year old little girl homie. Just my opinion. Or maybe your like 40 and a pedifile and you just altered the story a little??

LMAO@ all these stories!

Well I got one that happened last summer. Me and my boy was hanging out at his crib when he got a call from this girl he met at the mall last weekend. She was at home with her friend and wanted to know if he could come over with someone for her girl. Well shit, I was already there, so we were like cool and made our way over there. So anyways, we went from watching a movie to talking to kissing and shit all over the couch. My boy was with her on one couch and I was with her girl on the other. THen she says, if you hear the garage door opening that means my mom is home and you have to run out the front door. So me and my boy were like whatever, are we fucking? So both of the girls started taking off their shirts and shit, and I grabbed mine from the couch and took her over to the kitchen. She sucked me off nicely then I put her up on the counter and fucked her while, my boy fucked the other broad on the floor in the living room. Next thing you know, i hear the garage door opening, and the girl was like oh shit ya'll gotta leave. Well my boy grabbed his shit and ran out the door, but i didn't have that much time cause i was all the way in the kitchen and ended up running in her room which was closer to the kitchen. She ran in there and was like wtf, get out! but her mom came in the house, so i had to sneak into the closet still half naked with my shirt and socks on. So, both of the girls played it off and whatnot and came in the room when the mom went to her room. So, I'm in the closet plotting with these females on how the fuck i'm goin to get outta this damn house. I guess my boy ahd went around to the back of the house and started throwin rocks at the window but at the wrong window or something cause while i was trying to put the rest of my clothes on, her mom came busting in the room and was like why the fuck is some nigga throwin rocks in the window. I guess both girls was looking like duh cause she was like you got some nigga up in here or something. Just then she opened up the closet, and I jumpedout with my dick in my hand and clothes in the other hand and ran the fuck out thru the front door. All I heard behind me was bring yo black ass back here again and i'm callin the police

oh and just to add, our black asses were back over there 2 days later

^^^^^^
good story

niga was hittin her off while singin im a little teacup...lmfao



WHAT NIGGA U GOT ME TWISTED OUT HERE NIGGA !?!?!?!............


IWAZ SINGIN "BECCA'S PANTIES FALLIN DOWN FALLIN DOWN FALLIN DOWN"

karma u crazy. Guess u didnt learn ur lesson

First off hey everybody. This is my first time on here and the first post I responded to, so I guess you can already tell I'm a freak. Freak not hoe and yes there is a difference. I'm 19 and only been wit one person and thats still who I'm wit. I know yall prolly like yea da fuck right but think what you want its still some good girls out there. Well here's one of my stories........

This was about 2yrs ago when I first started giving head. Of course he had to introduce me to this cuz I was a beginner and I thought the shit was mad nasty but anywayz we was in the car and he was like lets try something. So Im like what and he's like give me head while I'm driving I aint neva tried it. So in the back of my head I'm like what the fuck ever(he was the biggest hoe in higschool) so I was suprised there was something he hadn't tried. But anyways I went down and started handling the biz when this older white lady in her 30s pulled up in a truck and was looking down in her car shaking her head. So my bf was like stop she being nosey. So by this time I'm into what I'm doing and I'm like no thats her business cuz I wasn't stopping. So this bitch keeps riding along side of us. So I got my nigga squirming cuz he bout to bust and so the white chick cuts us off. So he had to swerve off the road while in mid-nut. I mean that shit sprayed all ova my seats and my shirt. I was so damn mad. Not to mention since we were on the interstate the median was right near the fast lane so it took 15 mins to get back in traffic. But like any female I always have a change of clothes in the truck(w/shoes) and I changed and we went where we had to go. Hit me up wit ur comments. I got more stories if u like. Like I said I only been with one person BUT i'm his personal freak and I done turned his ass out too.



Janae(juh-nay)

ANY BODY ELSE GON POST?

Ok. One day at band Camp. Nah just playing. I was friends with this guy for years and we finally wanted to do the duties. So a little bit of foreplay is going down and I am kissing on him and shit and I see the nigga eyes rolling in the back of his head and hes squeezing my ass majorly hard. Im like what the fuck. He opens his eyes and says I am so sorry. YEah he did the unexpected nutted I like your a loser never again. Till this day he is begging me to prove himself to me Im like hell no you aint bussing on my leg again.

Hes like i was too excited i dont know what happened Im like well shit and well never know.

Thick Brooklyn beauty.

HAHA@ THICK BROOKLYN BEAUTY I woulda been heated. Hell naw u shouldn't give that nigga no play....aint that much excitement in the world. HAHAHA I am lmao.

there some freaks in this thread !!!!!

DONT GOT NO SEX SORIES IM ONLY 14 BUT I STILL FUCK GIRLS