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Just something not sexy about the word "cock"...can tell this was written by a white person
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 04:37 AM) |
| Just something not sexy about the word "cock"...can tell this was written by a white person |
eww i no...i hate the word cock...duznt turn me on
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 04:37 AM) |
| Just something not sexy about the word "cock"...can tell this was written by a white person |
word, "you want some of this hot cock"...
i've never actually had those words said to me btw
| QUOTE (unheardvoice 327 @ Oct 12 2005, 05:50 AM) | ||
word, "you want some of this hot cock"... i've never actually had those words said to me btw |
black guys dont say cock..lol
i juss call him the jackhammer..
ya most chicks prefer "dick"....more concise and straight to the point
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 04:51 AM) | ||||
black guys dont say cock..lol i juss call him the jackhammer.. |
i thought u used to say soul pole lol i guess u found out that Twista used it too huh?
| QUOTE (unheardvoice 327 @ Oct 12 2005, 04:50 AM) | ||
word, "you want some of this hot cock"... i've never actually had those words said to me btw |
"let me stick my cock in your mouth"
never had that said to me either btw LOL
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Oct 12 2005, 05:52 AM) | ||||||
i thought u used to say soul pole lol i guess u found out that Twista used it too huh? |
nah i have different names for different moods, but i'll wait till a woman asks about that, explainin that to u would be very ozzish..lmao
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 04:54 AM) | ||||||||
nah i have different names for different moods, but i'll wait till a woman asks about that, explainin that to u would be very ozzish..lmao |
ok, i'll ask..what are the names?
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 04:51 AM) |
| black guys dont say cock..lol |
yes i know...well they do, jokingly
i've never been propositioned by a white male though, so i wouldn't know their come-on [no pun intended] lingo...i've heard it consists of a lot of "cock" and "cunt" though
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 04:54 AM) | ||||||||
nah i have different names for different moods, but i'll wait till a woman asks about that, explainin that to u would be very ozzish..lmao |
well twista said soul pole looks like u cant copywright it anymore. he said it in that song "make you moan"
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Oct 12 2005, 04:58 AM) | ||||||||||
well twista said soul pole looks like u cant copywright it anymore. he said it in that song "make you moan" |
I guess he calls it Slim Jim
Lol j/p
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 05:02 AM) | ||||||||||||
I guess he calls it Slim Jim Lol j/p |
then he could say EAT ME!!! lol
soul pole is my word dammit..lol fuck a twista song
well since shaunie asked here are the moods...
soul pole...im my cocky(no pun intended), black power mood
jackhammer...in my bob the builder mood..can we dig it??..yes we can!!!
reggie miller...when i need to make a first impression in the clutch...
blackula....for those night fighters..lol
optimus prime...when u juss gotta transform into a porn star on a chick
well since shaunie asked here are the moods...
soul pole...im my cocky(no pun intended), black power mood
jackhammer...in my bob the builder mood..can we dig it??..yes we can!!!
reggie miller...when i need to make a first impression in the clutch...
blackula....for those night fighters..lol
optimus prime...when u juss gotta transform into a porn star on a chick
nope ur a biter lmao cant use soul pole
lmao, i saw a porn a couple weeks ago, anyways it was interacial(black girl, white guy)
he was british saying " get that cock girl, suck de cock" the shit was fuckin comical!
he was british saying " get that cock girl, suck de cock" the shit was fuckin comical!
| QUOTE (J B @ Oct 12 2005, 05:08 AM) |
| lmao, i saw a porn a couple weeks ago, anyways it was interacial(black girl, white guy) he was british saying " get that cock girl, suck de cock" the shit was fuckin comical! |
LMAO!!
What happen to names like Big Daddy Longstroke?
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 06:10 AM) | ||
LMAO!! What happen to names like Big Daddy Longstroke? |
nah bob the builder is better
lol
| QUOTE (J B @ Oct 12 2005, 05:08 AM) |
| lmao, i saw a porn a couple weeks ago, anyways it was interacial(black girl, white guy) he was british saying " get that cock girl, suck de cock" the shit was fuckin comical! |
I used to date a guy who called his dick Rover..he would be like "Rover wants to get the kitty, let Rover get the kitty!"
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 06:14 AM) |
| I used to date a guy who called his dick Rover..he would be like "Rover wants to get the kitty, let Rover get the kitty!" |
and i assume this gentleman now prefers the cock these days?..only homos call their man tool's rover..lol
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 05:14 AM) |
| I used to date a guy who called his dick Rover..he would be like "Rover wants to get the kitty, let Rover get the kitty!" |
lmao
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 05:15 AM) | ||
and i assume this gentleman now prefers the cock these days?..only homos call their man tool's rover..lol |
LOl..he was white
lmao white men don't know how to introduce the dick right
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 05:16 AM) | ||||
LOl..he was white |
had to be
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 06:16 AM) | ||||
LOl..he was white |
that explains it...id smack myself if i said that shit...but i would ask u if u had some soulllllll power lately....lol
Yeah, he kinda turned me off to white men..now I mess with mostly black and Spanish
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 06:20 AM) |
| Yeah, he kinda turned me off to white men..now I mess with mostly black and Spanish |
well im blk...but i dont live in phx..
...damn sure aint goin there either, unless someone payin me to do so..lmfao
| QUOTE (ThaShizzit @ Oct 12 2005, 05:17 AM) |
| lmao white men don't know how to introduce the dick right |
white boy james has got an edge on me, and im a pure hater cause he got more game than me!
but i guess he's black in his soul
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 05:20 AM) | ||
well im blk...but i dont live in phx.. ...damn sure aint goin there either, unless someone payin me to do so..lmfao |
LOl...I wouldn't wish this city on nobody!! I'm just trying to finish up school and I'm out
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 06:22 AM) | ||||
LOl...I wouldn't wish this city on nobody!! I'm just trying to finish up school and I'm out |
so sad, not evryone can live in the greatest city on earth like me, i know its tragic..lol
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 05:23 AM) | ||||||
so sad, not evryone can live in the greatest city on earth like me, i know its tragic..lol |
fuck yo city nicca its not the greatest. Chicago is a hot place and so is ATL and the cali places NY isnt special
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 05:23 AM) | ||||||
so sad, not evryone can live in the greatest city on earth like me, i know its tragic..lol |
speaking of your city, isn't the sun coming up over there?
yea it is..but im bout to head to the studio in a lil while...juss came in from work not to long ago...
and bone........my city is the shiiiiiiitttttttttt
and bone........my city is the shiiiiiiitttttttttt
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 05:32 AM) |
| yea it is..but im bout to head to the studio in a lil while...juss came in from work not to long ago... and bone........my city is the shiiiiiiitttttttttt |
NY is nice until the winter..I don't know how black people survive out there..we're supposed to be tropical people
| QUOTE (DAPADON718 @ Oct 12 2005, 05:32 AM) |
| yea it is..but im bout to head to the studio in a lil while...juss came in from work not to long ago... and bone........my city is the shiiiiiiitttttttttt |
fuck yo city nucca its no different than chicago except we cleaner
and yall have more carribeans
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Oct 12 2005, 05:33 AM) | ||
fuck yo city nucca its no different than chicago except we cleaner and yall have more carribeans |
I'm sorry but CHicago has the most ghetto/colorful dressing people in the world
no its not dap(sun coming up) its still as dark as AR outside
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 05:34 AM) | ||||
I'm sorry but CHicago has the most ghetto/colorful dressing people in the world |
yup the home of bishop don magic juan
| QUOTE (J B @ Oct 12 2005, 05:35 AM) |
| no its not dap(sun coming up) its still as dark as AR outside |
Well, I'm about to head to bed while its still AR outside..
Night fellas, nice chatting witcha
night pretty lady 
lmao @evryone reffering to the night as AR..lmfao..
nite shaunie
nite shaunie
| QUOTE (shaunie @ Oct 12 2005, 05:37 AM) | ||
Well, I'm about to head to bed while its still AR outside.. Night fellas, nice chatting witcha |
AR is our black hole member, and i thought i was blacker than a muthafucka
| QUOTE (J B @ Oct 12 2005, 06:41 AM) | ||||
AR is our black hole member, and i thought i was blacker than a muthafucka |
rotflmao..come on guys make it stop..lol
have yall seen Ace's pic? that dude's a charcoal
i got a story lol.
one day me and a couple of friends were walkin on campus and one of these friends is very dark. his name is kofi(african) so out of nowhere i say "you know wat kofi ya new name is DAN"
everyone looked confused even him.....then i was like "cause u a Dark Ass Nigga"
one day me and a couple of friends were walkin on campus and one of these friends is very dark. his name is kofi(african) so out of nowhere i say "you know wat kofi ya new name is DAN"
everyone looked confused even him.....then i was like "cause u a Dark Ass Nigga"
!!!!!!!
| QUOTE (ThaShizzit @ Oct 12 2005, 05:47 AM) |
| have yall seen Ace's pic? that dude's a charcoal |
hahahaha
the best way to start off a new day, with a laugh at someone else's expence
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Oct 12 2005, 06:48 AM) |
| i got a story lol. one day me and a couple of friends were walkin on campus and one of these friends is very dark. his name is kofi(african) so out of nowhere i say "you know wat kofi ya new name is DAN" everyone looked confused even him.....then i was like "cause u a Dark Ass Nigga" |
ur on joke timeout for 7 mins
*sends eric to the corner*
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