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yo shizzit..your sig is nice as fuck..

just had to tell u that

AIGHT, I TOLD YALL DIS SHIT B4 BUT PEEP GAME.......

TO MAKE THE STORY SHORT. I WAS FUCKIN WIT A CHICK. SHE STARTED SUCKIN MY DICK. JUST AS I BUST DAT NUTT HER DAD WALKS IN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME, AND HE LOOKS AND SAID"OH LORD" AND WALKED BACK OUT.
HE CAUGHT ME BUSTIN' NUTT ON HIS DAUGHTER'S FACE. AND I AINT TRY TO HIDE IT OR NOTHIN. I JUST ACTED LIKE HE WASNT EVEN STANDING THERE:lol:

YO CP, LETS KILL THIS ONE LIKE WE DID ON HBHH HOMIE...I KNOW U GOT STORIES KID..LOL

aight i always called this the 2 for 1 weekend..lol

now durin my freshman year we all had to come back to my high school and get our yearbooks and wat not, so im chillin wit old friends catchin up on evryone life an shit...so i see this chik that fronted on me for alll 4 years of high school, but i guess a nigga was lookin better a little sexier from doin battle on the gridiron..lol..idk..but anway, we get the talkin and this was one of them times u can juss feel that lust vibe comin from the other party, so we exchanged info, and after the football season was over, i went down to her school for the weekend, now im thinkin this juss gon be a cordial visit, but me bein me, bring condoms anyway..lol...now im thinkin we goin to this kappa party, and we were, but before the party some how she wound up naked on her bed, and i knew she was a vrigin in high school, but she lost it to some guy at her school...now she butt ass naked, and wanna start conversatin..lol..in my mind im like ok she must juss be timid...but i go along wit it, and finally ease her into the sex, we doin the damn thing and she juss starts screamin and clutchin me tighter, im thinkin she bout to do some psyhco shit, but it turns out she got her first orgasm ..., needless to say we fuked like 10 times that weekend, and plus i stayed till tuesday cuz i got food poisin but thats a different story..lol

now here is where the 2 for 1 shit come in....her homegirl was around her room from the time i was there, but i thought she was jus a cool person who was friends wit shorty...now we all watchin a movie, and they all fall asleep except for me and the other girl, so me bein the gentleman i am, asked her if she wanted me to walk her to her room, so as im about to turn away from her door after walkin her to her room, she asks me to come in...by this time my spidey senses are tinglin..cuz i know sumthin bout to go down, so she goes to her window, im by her desk and she says"are u gonna fuk me or wat?" needless to say i began to oblige, and she put it on a nigga i must admit, that was the best damn white girl sex i ever had..lol...so after i did the deed, i went back up to my homegirl's room, and went to bed, but lata on she found out that i boned the other chik, and of course black women dont really like comp too much..lol..so we kinda lost touch after that.

OK HERE'S ONE EMBARRASING ONE

so one day im chillin in manhattan shoppin wit my homegirl, and she admits that she been wanted to slob me off for the longest..and im lookin like but in my head im like .. .so we end up in this ice cream store, and we go all the way to the top seating area, and she juss pushes me in a seat and goes to work on my shit, so she doin the damn thing, and that shit turns me on enuff, cuz im a bit of a exhibitionist, and the thrill of gettin caught turns me on, mind u the head was superb, and i had to hold my mouth so i woulnt scream..lol..but then im tellin her im bout to cum, and she tells me to spray off in her mouth, and as im doin that, i see out the corner of my eye this female worker comin up the stairs, she juss has the look on her face like , but she was cool and aint say shit, as she was walkin down the stairs i gave her a ..lol..yo my heart was poundin for a min, but i thought hey since she left it was cool...so me an shorty leavin the store, and shorty and her homie behind the counter crakin the fukk up..and one of em screams out "man this day really blows"..i was sooo fukin embarrased, but shorty aint catch on till we was outside...lol

some similiar happened in the movie theathre but i wasn't embarrassed when we was fuckin somebody turned around and was like shhhhh i was like omfg lol

somethin similiar happened to me like whut happened to durag86
i was fuckin this chick whos family was church goin christian people, her ma walked in as i was bout to cum, she tackled me an i cumed on her mom when she tackled me. lol. have seen tha gurl or her fam since.

its meagan good

i thought so...damn she lookin fine these days...she come along way from her "friday" days....

she wasnt in friday.

shit, i done told yall bout da time my 13- year old (Throwback days im 19 now) ass fuckin losin my virginity to a 18 y/o......
i done had like 3 three-somes, ex chick waz a flip-flop.....
dis da funniest story, but its why i REFUSE to have sex at a chicks house.......

Me and my girl had jus broke up, but she had me SO horny cuz she try to play me.....talk about she kissing on my neck and feelin my piece, but den get up and walk out da door and holla we thru......we wuz in middle sku and she lived like 7 houses down.....her best friend who had been diggin me for like a year lived 2 houses down from me.....i calls her up, and tells her i wanna see her, i told her me and chick jus broke up, and she said her momma and daddy went on a "romantic cruise." well, i walks ova dere, and we gets str8 2 doin da damn thang, and we fuckin on her momma's bed, listenin to Sweet Lady and Freak Me ova and ova, wen her mom's peeps in, and sees us and her me holla "Im ready ta nut on you momma's bed." For some reason, she didnt say shit, and we aint notice her and she called da chick i jus broke up wit.......Wen she walked in da room, chick was on top of me, and i swear to GOD she roy williams'd her, and dey started fightin, i jus grabbed my clothes, threw em on, and walked out da door.....ole girl i was fuckin moms called my daddy and he jus holla good job and laughed, and neva told my momma......but chicks came to sku da next day fucked cuz her momma wuz scared to break dat shyt up.....funny as hell......

^^LMAO

Her dads a fag, I woulda fucked you and her up. No fuckin lie. But anyway, I feel you, when bussin' off nothin can fuck that up. I think even with a dude with a gun to my head after catchin' me with his girl, I'd be like " Yo hold up a second Im nuttin", HAHAHAHA, after I nut I'd be like" Aight, your girl just "blew my head off" and now you wanna blow my head off, what a day."

ok...well...im young right?

yalls know im young..yall know me!...im 16...this shit took placeon my 14th birthday....i was living in london at the time......this day i was in Central London at the Odeon Movie Theater..with this Mauritian chick....smh...anyways....i had beem able to buss a nut now for about a year and so i aint had no real, total dick or come control....2002 july 1st was the first time i ever bust a nut...in the bronx...my neighbor (a girl for any faggopolitans here) jacked me off but THATS another story...we was in the movie watching Igby Goes Down starring Mackulay Culkin's younger brother, Keiren and the dude Jeff Goldblum from the Lost World....
and this girl i was with was 16...so....i leaned in to kiss her..we was sittin bhind apiller...i chose it purposely cuz i knew we was goin get up to no good. lol. so i started to kiss her...and she kissed back....i started carressing her smooth chest, and i went down south...but he skirt was on too tight so i had to go up north...
started fiddling with her breasts n cud feelin um shifting....so i sed "girl...u kno how u was sayin u wanted to make me happy" (i had to b diplomatic about it cuz there aint no respectful way to say "suck my dick") anyways...i was like "girl...u know how u was sayin u wanted to make me happy....well....snookie (thats what i named my dick for jokes...Snookie the Coochie Crook)..he needs some attention too...." then she smiled lovingly...n i....was just like "yeawattevuh"....lmao..."get down n do the do"....but then she got a lil adventurous n TRIED to give me a hand job....n she was NOTORIOUS for being shitty at handjobs....n she went up N down...real slow n computer like...so i was like...."let it go"....i think cuz she was tryna compete with another girl who does it OH TOO WELL....u feel like u goin collapse..shes great....she does it at sum crazy speeds n slows down..moisturises it and keeps goin...then depending..shell make u come fast...or reeaaaaaaaaaaaaallll SLOOOOOW....Shes Great....but THIS particualar chick was NOT....so i said..just comfort Snookie...."go talk to him"....

so she did....and started to suck....(this was her STRONG POINT) wheres she was NOTORIOUS for being good at...so she sucks....up, down...deep throat...toung...lips just easing off the head....EXTASY!!!!!!!!!!! i was comming..i shoved her head into my crotch and just let her do that shit...n she was down there.....then all of a sudden.....i bust a nut...but quick time cuz by now she was furiously on my cock....so i cocked, then sprayed her..str8 in her mouth...she was like (she wasnt used to swallowing.) but i tol yall i aint had no total dick control....and the rushed for the 7up.....boy......that was a funny episode....


she tried to get me to lick her out but i just licked around her thighs....n maybe put my toung in once...or twice...but then i fingered her....till it got real moist in there....then i had to go wash my hands....manners!...

n eways...here my lil tiny story.....Dapa and CP seem to be the kings at this shit...but heres a lil sumn sumn from that nigga Rascar, ya heard?!.....1'

OMG!! I'M CRACKIN' UP AT HOW YA'LL NIGGAS BE DOIN' ALL THIS SHIT AND BARELY GET CAUGHT.. BUT DON'T GET IN TROUBLE!!

so im with my girl on the way to my chiropractor and she looks at my pants and tells me damni wanna suck ur dick and im like when......right now shes like ya right now and i was oulling up to the chiropractor ao im like nah not here we drive aroung and at every stop sign or red light she would just start sucking my dick cuz my cars manual so the stick gets in her way finally i find a street next to my old elementary school and i receive the best head in a while i even busted in her mouth after dat i got my massage went home and she gave me some more head yeaaaah

^^^ really why's dat??

hahahah so dat means u can give some bomb too right??

aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww im sorry to hear dat u should purchase a dildo so u wont get rusty and practice dont u fuck ur boyfriend??

oh u need love to fuck?? heh

WHAT theres a big difference with rape and a fuck mostly with ur boyfriend we're floodinh this thread we can continue it at the convo thread

here's one of mines..about 4 months ago my manager at my job had an orientation with nothin but broads..so he showin them around the restaurant while me and one of my dudes was talkin at the drink area takin a break..so they all walkin pass and i see this one tall broad thick as fuck too (she's 5'9 and 24 yrs old)..im tellin my homie i have to get at her..but since im always in the back area (im a prep cook) and she's a server its kind of hard to holla at her..but then again the servers gotta come through the back to get their tip-outs and shit..so i would speak to her everytime she came back there to get her money..about a month later is was like we could talk about whatever cuz she cool as fuck..she would go way in the back behind the dumpster to smoke (thats where peeps go to smoke) sometimes i would walk up on her and poke her ass from the back (she liked that shit too) but anywho she would ask me about my dick size and i how i can work it and whatnot (yall know about that kind of conversation)..im like "hell yeah but can U work it" she like "work what"..i told her "ya mouth"..she start laughin but she never said anything (she also had comments on girls too..sexual comments.but thats another story)..so its gettin to the point where she really startin to want me and i wanted her..

a few days later she stayed late at work too cuz her table was still sittin and she had to wait for them to leave..im cleanin my area (bout midnight)..she wanted me to give her a ride home cuz her moms had her car..this is when i just KNEW it was poppin off and im gettin kinda hype too but i gotta stay cool..im takin her home and i made a joke about her and she lightly pounds her fist on my dick..im bullshittin tellin her that it hurted and she tells me "aww..u want me to rub it" im like "gohead do what u want shit"..so she undoin my pants n starts strokin my dick real slow..i got hard like right on the spot too..she starts talkin to my dick and shit..play-lickin at it (she jokes like that)..im like HELL NAWW..my heart is racing..mind u..im still drivin so i gotta stay cool..while im watchin the road..i felt the tip of her tongue touch the head of my dick..and im bout to run off the fuckin road so i pulled into this elementary school parkin lot..she was not havin mercy on my dick whatsoever..she went to work on that shit..tongue lips and all and im holdin her head down..then she looks up at me and says "im answerin your question u asked me the other day"..im like "oookayy fine keep answerin it" lol..so i start undoin her pants rubbin on her pussy which got real wet soon after she takin off her pants and pulled her panties to the side (she aint take em off) while i put on my rubber strappin up..so she hops on me while im still sittin behind the wheel ridin me slowly at first n started goin faster moanin into my ear and shit (that a BIGGGG turn on to me..nice soft voice *smh*) and im kissin her neck rubbin her ass and kissin her titties ..not once did i have to go to work on this broad but i busted soon after..after that she lookin at me like DAMN and im lookin at her the same way..i pulled back off and took her home..

i fucked her one other time which was wild too...we was back at work talkin just like we usually talk but we dont talk as much anymore..i got what i wanted and she got what she wanted..after all that i started really fallin for the girl im with now and i aint fucked with that tall broad since.

^^ yea that was quite interesting

ight, i have a recent one...

i work in an office, and those who know what thats like know that there be some fine ass women up in those muthafuckas from time to time.. so anyways, there's this old chick i been eye ballin for a couple of years now (i say old kos im 22 and she's like 31), so we been cool and every thing just talkin havin friendly conversation and shit.. i met her up at the club once and i've gotten blazed with her a couple of times.. well last month we was set to kick it at her crib (she got a big ass house in a nice part of town) kos i had hustle and flow on bootleg and she wanted to see it.. so i come through with the movie and the captain morgan's (shit gets the job done ) and she had the trees.. so we sittin there talkin and drinkin and smoking, then all the sudden we get started talking about sex (dont aske me how), and she started inquiring about my masturbatory habits. now im an honest mufucka, so i told her i gotta get a nut out atleast once a day.. well i guess that started gettin her horny kos she started asking the obligatory questions 'so what kind of girls are you into' and 'what does a women gotta do to make you want them'. so i tells her i have to be diggin the situation i'm in otherwise i just cant do it.. so she asks how do i know if i'm feelin the situation, and i say sometimes i can tell through a kiss. and she's like 'so is that what i gotta do?' and it was on and crackin from there.. now this first time i didnt beat kos i did have a girl at the time but i was so drunk and high that i went down on her and she was pullin my braids out and shit talkin bout thats the best anyone's ever done that.. and for a week she was beggin for the dick, so i was like fuck it, i gotta do what i gotta do.. so i call her at like 3 am on a friday after i get out the club to see if she's tryin to fuck, she's like yeah come on through.. so she answer's the door in this bath robe with them big ass 36c's staring at me right in the face.. so i get upstairs strip down and beat that shit up from like 315 to 430, and for some reason i aint nut.. i dont know if it was the high amount of alcohol in my system, or the weed mixed with it, but it was taking me forever to nut.. so after she got hers and figured out it was going to take me too long to nut in the puss, she asks if she can watch me jack off.. that shit turns me on, so i oblige, and i skeet skeet skeet allover the place much to her pleasure..

anyways, the moral of the story is that saturday night she goes out to a bar, meets some other dude, and now she's getting married to him.. i guess i was some one night stand she just wanted to fuck once before she settled down kos i told her i wasnt lookin to get into any relationships, but i was kinda sad kos i wanted to fuck at least one more time.. but i didnt get the chance ever since then when i see her at work like by the copy machine or something, she's always like 2 inches away from my crotch or puttin her titty on my arm.. so i know she wants the dick again, the question is just when..

.... and i'm finished..

interesting story Migraine..I'm trying to think of a juicy one to add to this

okey dokey, here i go again

now this happened to be my first experience wit 2 white women...i was cool wit this chik and i knew she was feelin me but i never pressed it, so one day she was not in class, so i bought her some soup over to her room, but she was in the bed wit only her bra an panties on, so we watchin tv, and for some reason i smacked her butt..lol..then she was like dont do that cuz i'll turn her on..and my thirsty ass did it again...lol..so needless to say it got physical after that, but here's the catch, her roomate walks in, and im thinkin ok this is over cuz she gon be on some hatin shit, but the chik was lik dont mind her, do the damn thing, so im like ..so we continue and i assume that all this shit goin down , made her a little horny as well, so she came over and joined the party, that shit nearly brought a tear to my eye...I LOVE AMERICA!!!!..lol

*names have not been mentioned to protect the innocent..lol*

i wish i had a story man

one day I will have story soon...

@LOL at migs story haha u niccas eat pussy like its going out of style haha

lol all dese stories are gud

I got a serious story check

I met my girlfriend around 2--ish, I skipped psycology class, went to her crib.

She took her clothes off, then I took mine off. We then proceeded to have sexual intercourse.


The end.

now thats net mackery!