WESTCOAST
Sep 22 2005, 04:46 PM
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10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Your in America you speak our language.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.
10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.
Post this up, if you think this is true
Toxic
Sep 22 2005, 04:49 PM
DaGeneral
Sep 22 2005, 04:57 PM
SO TRUE ABOUT THE MEXICAN CRAP
WESTCOAST
Sep 22 2005, 04:58 PM
| QUOTE (DaGeneral @ Sep 22 2005, 04:57 PM) |
| SO TRUE ABOUT THE MEXICAN CRAP |
AND WHAT ABOUT ALL YALL SAY JESSIE JACKSON PRESIDENT HOMIE ILL SHANCK THAT FAT BITCH ..............
jayhustler
Sep 22 2005, 05:08 PM
| QUOTE |
10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. |
lmao...I know all this are true, ESPECIALLY the first 2...
FunkDoctor
Sep 22 2005, 05:20 PM
LMAO at all of that, adnt he thing about hispancis calling their kids Jesus, its pronounced Hey-Zeus (like the god)
WESTCOAST
Sep 22 2005, 05:26 PM
| QUOTE (FunkDoctor @ Sep 22 2005, 05:20 PM) |
| LMAO at all of that, adnt he thing about hispancis calling their kids Jesus, its pronounced Hey-Zeus (like the god) |
YUP ...........AND ABOUT CALLING EVERY ONE PAPI THAT GOES FOR THEM PUERTO RICANS AND DOMINICANS ONLY ..............
FunkDoctor
Sep 22 2005, 05:32 PM
and pffft, everyone know Jesus wasn't white, he wasn't born in Europe or something
GuNiTsHaWdEe83138
Sep 22 2005, 05:47 PM
| QUOTE (WESTCOAST @ Sep 22 2005, 04:46 PM) |
10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground. 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Your in America you speak our language. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
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MIMI_05
Sep 22 2005, 05:50 PM

LMAO...too funny, cause that all them are true
curtis75black
Sep 22 2005, 07:15 PM
All of them are funny as hell. Much props
Iron Mic
Sep 22 2005, 07:16 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!
Cuffs2g
Sep 23 2005, 05:54 PM
I agree wit ery thing cept da Jesse Jackson thing... I doubt any black person in America would want to see Jesse Jackson as president
Setsotama
Sep 23 2005, 06:03 PM
eye_cue
Sep 23 2005, 06:13 PM

all of those funny as hell and true.
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