This morning, another mundane mystic, had to finish this "argue" started on Sunday with the Misses over dishes left in the sink
It's too early, mentality surly, had to head for work in an SUV with less than half a tank, I "tink"...let me think,
Skip traffic, might as well, thought I did, ended up back in it...swell, hanged a brave left down Hattie la Belle
With a tape of Patti LaBelle blastin', almost smacked-dab, slightly crashed again into another accident
Caught up in anger 'cause I wanted to slap the kid for damagin' my already fucked-up Wrangler
This too-anxious teenager thinks he's in danger, an innocent too ignorant to understand middle-aged rancor
Belittled that kid's self-esteem, spirit, courage and assurance....
...backed out before authorities could arrive, best believe "...ain't got insurance!"...
Kid's bellowing: "Oh my God, come back...I just wanted to read your license plate!"
I perpetrate, pretending to speak with a Hindu's tongue: "I, I, I, I is late!" as my Wrangler sped away
Pulled up to the corner of the lot, not intended to park in a red zone..
Got out and had slight trouble walking, here comes Johnathan double-talking with subtly, balking
Suddenly yawning, turned to him and advised: "Buddy, quit pawning!"
All of a sudden, it's dawning...couldn't really think quick, atop my desk, but there shouldn't be a pink slip?!
Johnny's like: "Sorry young man, tried to stall you, didn't know how else to tell ya'!"
Out came the chrome, John caught the angst, I knelt over..."See ya' in Hell, Bruh'!"
Before he gave up the ghost he screams: "Hope you make it pass twelve guards!"
Elevators would make me the easy target, downed the staircase and stayed cautious
Opened the door to Pandora's Ford Explorer, said to self: "Accelerate 'til you exhaust it!"
Engine started, swirled around the lot to where the police were parked in...
With the side window down, bellowing "Catch me, Whitey!" is what I harkened...