Jae Stylez
Aug 11 2005, 07:30 PM
There once was a tubby child by the name of Eric who lived in Chicago,Illinois,he was born in a crack den on the southside.He was the result of a failed abortion,his mother took birth control when she was 7 months pregnant,and it permantly altered his appearence.He grew up getting picked on daily by kids at school,girls did'nt date him cause he was fat and ugly,yes a hater in the making.Years have passed and Bone Collecta has yet to get a girl,and his nuts have not dropped.He continued to be a failure at life,he still lived with his mom sneaking boyfriend's in late at night.He grew tired of the gay club scene in Chicago.
One day Dick Collecta visited a gay club in Rochester,NY and he met hos husband to be Columbo.When they spooned Columbo would sometimes kick wack ass rhymes in Eric's ear,that's when Eric decided he wanted to get in the music business.He bought a couple rap cd's then he went on a message board and put the man he loves TI in his avatar so when he gets sonned on here he can always just look at his avatar and masturbate.He voiced his meaningless opinions hating on everybody,till he was sonned by jayhustler and JoeMK in a Jay-Z thread,Eric took a break from hating for a lil bit to focus on his career and getting his boyfriend Columbo a deal,but to still no sucess.Eric had trouble getting Columbo's smash gay club single "I Wear Glitter Tank-tops and Lick Dicks" on the radio,he managed to get the song on radio stations for homo-sexuals in Europe but it only got 3 spins a year.Dick Collecta still tries to shop him around to labels but is turned down every time,but recently he has managed to get his artist to open for the Bob Greco band a well known homosexual rights band..This has so far been Eric's greatest achievement in life to get his boyfriend to open for a wack ass band nobody has or will ever hear of,but Eric still brags about it on the net.
Please let's all pray for this lost queer soul for he needs our prayers,please Eric your and your boyfriend are not gonna be sucessful in this industry.
Pray for this man thank you. 
Bone Collecta
Aug 11 2005, 07:31 PM
really? you had to create a whole story now u REALLY are reaching and its truely sad.
Jae Stylez
Aug 11 2005, 07:33 PM
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Aug 11 2005, 07:31 PM) |
| really? you had to create a whole story now u REALLY are reaching and its truely sad. |
C'mon Dick Collecta read about your worthless life,I managed to sum it up in 2 paragraphs 
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romero
Aug 11 2005, 07:33 PM
| QUOTE |
| There once was a tubby child by the name of Eric who lived in Chicago,Illinois,he was born in a crack den on the southside.He was the result of a failed abortion,his mother took birth control when she was 7 months pregnant,and it permantly altered his appearence.He grew up getting picked on daily by kids at school,girls did'nt date him cause he was fat and ugly,yes a hater in the making.Years have passed and Bone Collecta has yet to get a girl,and his nuts have not dropped.He continued to be a failure at life,he still lived with his mom sneaking boyfriend's in late at night.He grew tired of the gay club scene. |
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!get off da boardz ya fat GAY fuck
Bone Collecta
Aug 11 2005, 07:33 PM
| QUOTE (Jae Stylez @ Aug 11 2005, 07:33 PM) |
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Aug 11 2005, 07:31 PM) | | really? you had to create a whole story now u REALLY are reaching and its truely sad. |
C'mon Dick Collecta read about your worthless life,I managed to sum it up in 2 paragraphs . |
not really but i got u when i feel like it tho
Jae Stylez
Aug 11 2005, 07:34 PM
What kinda gay shit did you just say to me,you got me? 
MIMI_05
Aug 11 2005, 07:36 PM
FUNNNNNY SHIT!!!!SORRY BONE
Bone Collecta
Aug 11 2005, 07:38 PM
| QUOTE (MIMI_05 @ Aug 11 2005, 07:36 PM) |
FUNNNNNY SHIT!!!!
SORRY BONE |
he has no life so he had all day to come up with this
MIMI_05
Aug 11 2005, 07:39 PM
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Aug 11 2005, 07:38 PM) |
| he has no life so he had all day to come up with this |
HMM... THIS DOES MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT
romero
Aug 11 2005, 07:40 PM
| QUOTE |
| he has no life so he had all day to come up with this |
WHY ARE U STILL HERE? didnt i tell u to get my money! see das why i dont be puttin GAYS on da track
Jae Stylez
Aug 11 2005, 07:40 PM
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Aug 11 2005, 07:38 PM) |
| he has no life so he had all day to come up with this |
His only response,shut the fuck up.
Bone Collecta
Aug 11 2005, 07:55 PM
| QUOTE (Jae Stylez @ Aug 11 2005, 07:40 PM) |
| QUOTE (Bone Collecta @ Aug 11 2005, 07:38 PM) | | he has no life so he had all day to come up with this |
His only response,shut the fuck up.
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cause u not worth any other response this shit was lame and it proves you think u in love wit me lol get outta here with ur homo ways go do something with your life
Jae Stylez
Aug 11 2005, 07:58 PM
Same old shit from Dick Collecta 
Dpset&Jae 2005 
romero
Aug 11 2005, 07:59 PM
| QUOTE |
| cause u not worth any other response this shit was lame and it proves you think u in love wit me lol get outta here with ur homo ways go do something with your life |
i got my girl at da crib rite now and we jus lookin at all yo pics laughin!
i would stay in get N yo ass sum more but i got some pussy to get
so imma catch u niggas later, imma let JAE finish ya ass
ITS DIPS BITCH!
MIMI_05
Aug 11 2005, 08:08 PM
^^^WOW
Jae Stylez
Aug 11 2005, 08:08 PM
Eric Dick Bagger whatever the fuck you wanna call yourself,you have been getting clowned by kids 3 and 4 years younger than you,how pathetic is that shit....you do absolutely nuthing except say "your disses are weak i'm no going to respond" what do you do,you open your Irv Gotti mouth and say "lol your young and stupid lol I love Columbo come back baby LMAO" your the only person that laughs at your jokes next to dumb fucks like Dennis Tha Menace that stay on your dick like jock itch and dumb ass air-headed cheerleaders.Your a disgrace to your city,your mom,your just a disgrace to the entire human race,ugly specimens like you bring our crediblilty down,your the fuckin reason why Martians won't land on Earth,Irv Gotti you should be like him and do nuthin but put out wack records by Ja Rule (Columbo) and watch them sit on the shelf.
Bone Collecta
Aug 11 2005, 08:14 PM
| QUOTE (romero @ Aug 11 2005, 07:59 PM) |
| QUOTE | | cause u not worth any other response this shit was lame and it proves you think u in love wit me lol get outta here with ur homo ways go do something with your life |
i got my girl at da crib rite now and we jus lookin at all yo pics laughin! i would stay in get N yo ass sum more but i got some pussy to get so imma catch u niggas later, imma let JAE finish ya ass ITS DIPS BITCH! |
lol children you not dipset tsk tsk and jae quit you already proved u have no life lol now u just making yourself look worse
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