i will come up with one later, give me your new sex position

wat do u mean??

i make up positions all the time, cant divulge that tho, i need to get them copywritten first..lol

oooohhh to make up sex positions damn i just do it all of a sudden im doing it in a way i never have but im pretty sure thevye already been invented but the girls dont know dat they be like damn whoaaa nelly where'd u learn dat i be like i dont know cuz its all in my head

Silkworm spinning a Cocoon

The woman lies on her back and can raise and spread her thighs. This motion will expose her clitoris to powerful stimulation. The woman can imagine her vagina as a flower opening and blossoming into orgasm.

I call mine the "Wife Beater":
Basically it's quite similar to the doggystyle!

Step 1:Have woman get down on all fours(like doggystyle)

Step 2:Mount her from behind(like doggystyle)

Step 3:Pull one leg back(sort of like a donkey or horse kicks)

(heres the tricky part!!!!)

Final Step 4: While penetrating from behind with one of her legs extended, punch that bitch in the back of the head every time she makes a sound!!!!!!!!

^^^rotflmao

i was really tryin to see what it was man!
LMAO!

hell naw, we'd be fighten in that bitch! thats if im not unconcious!

i swear these threads are pure comedy

i cant even think of no names fo da shit i be doin wit bitchez! long as my pipes gettin sucked im cool

Aight

1.I get up and stand on the headboard

2.I pick her up,she's up-side down by her legs

3.swing that bitch back and forth,humpin the shit outta her


The only bad thing is that her face will be hittin the headboard,and that's the type of S&M girls don't like,so I might have to get her a hockey mask and a neck brace.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

HAHAHA ROFL!!! DAT NIGGA JAES FUCKIN CRAZY YO!

hmm.....I would say a few but that will make the whole forum go WTF!!!!

Go ahead sets

Nah tell us,there might be a few I have'nt done.

or shit that you're not strong enough for, since I was a breakdancer, my legs and arms are STRONG, and this one I tend to do fun kicks and to see he reaction






"Elevated pussy eatting"

1. try to carry the girl, and make her pussy be in your face

2. munch like sheep on grass


If you really wanna impress here, hold her up with one arm, I did that, and felt stronger







Thats just one, theres more

damn nigga u reely do got me goin WTF!

Yeah that shit is good,it's like eatin a whole chicken standin up... but not bitin it.

thats just one, the others are......really really good lol

heres a few


Phantom touch:


1. find the girl's spot, and find the soft spot near the pussy

2. touch precisely at the same time


this will make the girl hit an organism in under 5 secs or less



Shot Bravery

1. touch the midsection between lower abs and dick area, this will make the guy dick and balls be hard in no time flat, major flaw is, since it might be too hard, the guy wont last longer than 5-10 mins....only girls can do this to guys....

Damn you must hang with some uptight folk if you consider that some "wtf" shit,that's normal to me.

damn! how do u come up with this shit?

Human Anatomy, studied it, know damn near all the points for good and bad

This sexual position is called the "Turning Position", it consists of four postures, the fourth is called the Three Eyed Turtle.

The male inserts in the first posture and rotates around (while staying inside the woman).

Holy Shit! fellas, if you snap it off doing this, I doubt your HMO is going to cover it.

kinda looks like a the helicopter, strange, I always thought the girl would be on all fours then the guy spins, but oh well



leran something new everyday

[QUOTE]I call mine the "Wife Beater":
Basically it's quite similar to the doggystyle!

Step 1:Have woman get down on all fours(like doggystyle)

Step 2:Mount her from behind(like doggystyle)

Step 3:Pull one leg back(sort of like a donkey or horse kicks)

(heres the tricky part!!!!)

Final Step 4: While penetrating from behind with one of her legs extended, punch that bitch in the back of the head every time she makes a sound!!!!!!!! [QUOTE]


OMG lol hahaha