caramelaprincess
Jul 17 2005, 07:31 AM
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THE GAME:
How did you meet The Game?
He stripped at this club I used to go to every weekend evening. I was like a regular and we talked and everything. And after the deal that made me attracted to him. So I decided to actually call the number he gave me and surprisingly it was still in service but he didn't answer. He called me back some months later. And we hooked up to do what we do.
How was he in bed?
When it came down to it he was good. He was in and out my pus$y and my ass. It was just wonderful. But he did some shit that creeped me the fuuck out. Everytime he was about to bust he screamed, fuck "IM TRANSFORMING"*** I didn't understand what the fuck he was talking about until after we were finish and he wrapped hisself up in the cover like a dumbass and said when he unwraps he'll be a butterfly. I didn't stick around to see if that would happen.
Do you still talk to him?
Hell no. And now that he has all the world on his ass I don't want to talk to him. He left a few messages on my phone though sayin, "B!tch You can Suck My dick."
BENZINO:
Were you in a relationship with Benzino, or just sex?
It was a relationship, but mostly sexual. It lasted at least six months.
How did you meet?
We kinda just bumped into each other at a club. He approached me and we just had a regular conversation. I was attracted to him as a person, but he was looking really grungy so it was mostly the conversation. We chilled for a few days, then he went out of town. Next time he came [to my town] he was like, "Come to my hotel." Nothing happened the first night, but after that I ran into him again and [we had sex].
After six months, did you develop an emotional attachment to him or was it mostly sex?
To be honest, I did have an emotional attachment to him, because I stopped seeing everybody else at the time.
Did you worry about him having other women, being a celebrity?
Yeah, it bothered me, but I didn’t really ask. I knew whatever came out of his mouth was gonna be a lie regardless, so why bother? I just kinda knew, ‘cause he was slick.
What was the sex like?
He’s freaky as hell, I’ll tell you that much. He’ll lick any hole that you ask him to. His dick is a decent size. He could fuck, I’ll put it that way. He’ll do it any way you want.
So you would recommend him?
Yeah, I would recommend him. If anybody reads this, he’s gonna get a lot of pussy.
JADAKISS:
How was Jadakiss in bed?
He’s a minuteman, for sure.
How did you meet him?
I was at a show where he performed. He approached me like, "Yo, come here, come chill with me." I waited with him until everyone left and we went back to the hotel. We’re chilling, everything is cool, and then everybody else leaves the room. I just kinda sat there, like, "Okay, now we’re alone…" and we were watching TV. He was like, "Come here, let’s watch TV in bed." So I’m thinking, Okay, I guess this is how it’s gonna go down. We go over to the bed and he starts touching me. I was like, "No, I don’t know if I wanna do this," but it kinda just led to it and we were going to [have sex] and he just busted. That was it. No oral sex or anything, it was just kinda grindin’. Sizewise, he was decent. Nothing to brag about. It doesn’t even really count as sex, because he busted so fast he didn’t even really stick it in. Everything was cool, though, we just went to sleep and I left the next morning. We’ve never talked again.
Were you disappointed?
It wasn’t that I was disappointed, I was just shocked because I thought he would last longer. Plus, I didn’t really wanna do it in the first place. I was more disappointed with myself for even getting to that point.
So would you be offended if someone called you a groupie?
I don’t give it up that easy, it was just in that circumstance. You know, if a woman wants it, what’s wrong with that? I don’t consider any girl to be a groupie, ‘cause everybody does their own thing. We don’t consider guys to be groupies, so I don’t think women should be considered groupies either.
Do you think the minuteman thing was just a fluke?
It might have been a fluke. I hope it was just a fluke. I just don’t know how it happened that fast. He’s gotta be able to last with somebody.
So what’s your reaction when you hear his lyrics talking about sex, or how good he is in bed?
I just kinda start laughing, like, "Oh, okay…"
Are there any celebrities you’d want to sleep with?
Ludacris. I think the sex would be fun; just ‘cause of the way he carries himself. He talks so much about sex. But, sometimes the ones that talk about it aren’t about anything.
JAY-Z:
When did you meet Jay-Z?
This was back when Reasonable Doubt came out. We met at a club. One of his friends was fuckin’ one of my friends, and he was like, "What up. My name is Jay-Z."
Was he already famous? Were you attracted to him as a person, or more for the fame?
I definitely didn’t find him attractive, but he was borderline famous so I figured I’d have a story to tell. He told me I looked like I had a "fuckable mouth," which I thought was probably the most disrespectful shit I’d ever heard.
How long did you mess with him?
Like three months.
Were you worried about him sleeping with other girls?
He had a ton of other bitches. To tell you the truth, with his boring dick, I was glad he was giving it to them.
Boring?
Boring. The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.
Too big to suck?
No, not at all. That’s why he fucked with me. And he screams like a bitch when he busts. It’s horrible. He has a big humungous dick and has no idea what to do with it.
You didn’t try to teach him?
It wouldn’t have worked to teach him anything. He’s just boring. Plus, I really didn’t care. I was mostly just around for the cash. He might not be boring in bed to everyone, but me, I just didn’t dig him. He always wanted head first, then backshots. Then he’d always try to stick it in the asshole. I don’t know what the fuck he thought he was doing with that big-ass dick.
Did you ever let him?
I wouldn’t be talking to you right now if I had. My insides would be in a bag.
What kinds of things did he buy you?
Two fur coats. Diamond earrings. I got mostly cash, though. Cash all the time.
What’s the most cash he ever gave you at one time?
Three thousand. He told me to buy something nice for the next time I gave him some good head. I was like, "Whatever." I used it to pay my bills.
Did you feel like a prostitute?
The money came way before the head came. Sometimes he’d give me money and I hadn’t even done anything.
Was it like a booty-call thing? He’d call you at a certain time of night?
He would have his homeboy call me and come pick me up and bring me over to wherever he was. The studio, the club, wherever the fuck he was at.
Did you ever go to his house?
Yeah. He’d watch a movie, I’d clean his house, we’d take a shower, fuck, and he’d go to sleep. I would take a cab, I’d always leave.
Why didn’t you spend the night?
I didn’t wanna wake up next to him. He’s ugly.
So what was in it for you? Bragging rights?
Yeah, I’m in the music business, so that’s pretty much the reason I fucked Jay. Just to say that I did.
Was there ever a situation where you had to deal with him on a business tip?
Mixing business with pleasure, no. That’s too much bullshit. But I think most rappers basically try to fuck bitches who are smart and try to keep them around so they can learn shit. I did it discreetly, though, so most people don’t know.
If he had a lot of other women, weren’t you worried about catching something?
Protection. Always.
Anybody else on your hit list?
Petey Pablo. I don’t know why, there’s just something about him. I seen him on 106th and Park and he must have had a hard-on. Plus, he’s a country muthafucker, and I wanna get out of New York one time. That’s it, but I’m not coming out of retirement. I’m retired now that I’m married.
So what’s your background like, sexually? I mean, some people might look at someone who sleeps around or sleeps with famous people and assume that they were raped, or abused, as a child.
Actually, I kinda find dick that I like and stick with it for long, long periods of time. I was thirteen the first time I had sex, and he’s my husband now. We just got married a year ago. He stuck with me through all that shit. I mean, we weren’t dating. We were junior high sweethearts, we were together for years. But I realized I didn’t want the same dick all the time so we headed different directions. He had two kids with somebody else and we came back together as a family.
Does it make him insecure to know that you’ve slept with Jay-Z?
If it does bother him, he don’t let me muthafuckin’ know. I mean, if he sees Jay-Z on TV or something, he’ll just call him an ugly nigga. It’s that male ego bullshit.
METHOD MAN:
How did you meet Method Man?
He hollered at me while he was filming a video. He picked me up later from the club after he left the studio and we went back to his hotel, and it was on from there.
What was he like in bed?
He talks a lot. Method Man is a very interesting character. He’s a beast in bed, he likes to spank and tell you to lay down, do this, do that. He’s got a nice size. He’s the real one. Very controlling. He likes to hit it from the back while he pulls your hair.
Why did it end?
It just did. I mean, he’s married. We’re still cordial, though, whenever we see each other.
Since he’s famous, were you worried about him fucking other girls?
I didn’t care. It was just a sex thing.
Were you more attracted to him as a person, or because he’s famous?
I was attracted to him as a person. I ain’t into no fame shit, it just happens.
Would you be offended if someone called you a groupie?
Yes, ‘cause I’m not a groupie. Hell, I’m famous too (laughing).
If you hear him using lyrics like "fucking bitches," does that offend you?
No, I like for a nigga to call me a bitch every now and then. That shows me he loves me (laughing).
MR. CHEEKS:
How did you meet Mr. Cheeks? Did you approach him?
No, he approached me. This was back in like, 1995. It was at a club, he asked me if I wanted to eat breakfast. It was midnight, so I was like, "It’s not breakfast time." He was like, "It will be when we wake up in the morning."
Were you interested in him?
No, I really wasn’t at all. But after that line, he had me. I was interested then. I mean, I didn’t go to the show to see him or anything.
Did he tell you why he approached you, rather than the other girls in the club?
He said it was the perfume, and the cleavage.
Isn’t he married? Does that bother you?
It doesn’t bother me at all. It was mostly a physical thing. He lived with me for a few weeks, I lived with him for a few weeks. [He and his wife] break up like every two weeks, so it’s never bothered me.
So you still mess with him? Is there an emotional attachment there now, after ten years?
Yes, yes definitely.
Is it a turn-on that he’s famous?
Like, that other women want him? Definitely. And they don’t get him. It’s a beautiful thing.
Is it difficult to trust him knowing that he has women throwing themselves at him?
I know I’m not the only one. What does it matter?
How big is his dick?
Not that big. I would say average.
How does he compensate for that?
Oh, my. Alright, let me see if I could put this into the English language. There is some strange, weird position that he gets you into. He’s the only person that has ever made me squirt. Like, when it shoots out and you think it’s piss. He’s the only man on the face of the planet that has done that to me. I think every woman in the world should have him at least once. I’m serious. I think he should be rented out. They will never, ever find sex like that again. I’m telling you, every fucking bitch on the planet should fuck this nigga one time. He’s fun. That’s all I can say about him, and I really wasn’t attracted to his face but now I am. I was more attracted to his style.
Describe the position.
It’s kinda like missionary. I don’t know how to explain it. All I know is that it hits this particular spot that no other man on the face of the planet has ever found. I mean, the man just oozes sexiness. He’s the first person that’s ever been able to do that.
Does he have any other weird sexual tendencies?
Nah, he just has to have a backrub before he can fuck you.
TYRESE:
What was your relationship with Tyrese?
I was at a hotel in Memphis and I got an early morning call at like 7 or 8 AM. When you’re out of town with [Uncle] Luke, he likes to give out room numbers and they be ringing your phone off the hook. Anyway, Tyrese called and said Luke gave him the number. I went to his room and it was on.
What was he like in bed?
His mouth should be for rent. His mouth is excellent. He started off with the mouth action. His mouth and dick are both good. He’s working with something major. It was, like, R&B sex. More sensual. He likes it from the back, too.
Did you keep seeing him?
That was the only time we slept together, but we’ve seen each other numerous times since then.
It sounds like it was good, so why did you only sleep with him once?
He likes white women. I guess he just needed some black in his life every now and then.
Super Mario
Jul 17 2005, 07:32 AM
u DO know this shit is fake, right?
Bone Collecta
Jul 17 2005, 07:50 PM
lol
YoungHood
Jul 18 2005, 10:03 PM
saw this on anotha sight but she forgot about these had me rolling especially usher
JIM JONES:
What's your story?
I had a relationship with Jim, it was based on sex though. The
relationship lasted for a good four months, until his baby's mom started gettin
all b!tchy with him because he wasnt spending time with the baby. He
was spending all his time and giving all his dick and money to me.
How did you meet?
Well I was visiting my cousin in Harlem for like 6 months and the first
day we got really bored just chilling in her house, so we left and
walked around. We came up to this store (I can't remember what the name was..) and we seen these three sexy ass guys posted up infront of the store. Of course my cousin and I being a couple of dymes, they spit some game at us. My cousin was all up under one of the dudes, I guess she knew him. Then Jim walked up to me and asked me if me and my cousin would chill with him and his boys. We said yes and then left with the guys to their house.
So what happened?
We got to the house, and we was all chilling, talking, laughing and
smoking blunts. Me being the freak I am, when I get high I turn horny. So
I was all up on Jim's dick, grinding, just all around not giving a fuuck
who all was in the room. After all the dry sex we got up and walked to
Jim's room and he threw my on the bed and he pulled his pants down, and thats when I saw THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN. I was horny and wet just looking at his dick. I told him to fuuck me now and we fuucked that whole night. I ended up staying the night at that house. When I woke up that morning I seen my cousin with her head layed across one of Jim's
friends laps. So I woke her ass up and we showered and then I gave Jim my telephone number and we bounced.
Were you dissapointed?HELL TO THE NO. That man has the biggest dick EVER. You see I said the
relationship lasted about four months!! The sex was AWESOME.
But wait, what happened after you guys had sex?
Well he had my number and as soon as I got in the house he called me.
We chilled more and more. The pus$y must have been good to him because he started spending money on me like I was wifey or something. I wasn't mad at it though.
What ended the relationship?
Lord, It was a bunch of drama with his babys mother. The b!tch was
basically hating on me because I had her babys father wrapped around my finger, and in my pus$y everynight. We ended up coming across each other in the streets and we fought like two grown ass men at that store I met Jim at. Oh and you best believe I kicked that b!tches ass.
RAZ-B:
What happened with you and Raz-b?
Well I met him at a club last year and he asked me to dance, and I'm a nice person so I said yes. I had no idea who he was until he showed me a picture of B2K.
So you weren't a B2K fan I assume?
Well I never really cared for them, but the one with the braids looked like a good bang.
Okay so did you actually have sex with Raz-b or what?
Yes, unfortunately. I thought it would be better than it was. He had a nice stomach at the time, but his dick looked like a pencil and he kept insisting on having sex to his song "B2K Is Hot."
Was this a one night stand?
Yes, I would never have sex with him again if my life depended on it. He was weird, made strange noises, I could have sworn he was mooing like a cow at one point, and it only lasted about 7 or 8 minutes. I didn't even orgasm.
What happened after that?
I told him I had to go and he asked me for my number so we could do this again sometime. I pretended I didn't hear him and walked out the room and never looked back.
USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fuucked him.
Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "fuucked" and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was fuucking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his dick is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you'd want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I'd fuuck Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher
again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
Irv Pussy:
Where did you meet Irv?
I was at a Ja Rule concert a few years ago and i saw him outside. We started to talk and he said we should meet up at their hotel later.
What happened at the hotel?
See I was thinking that I would be hanging around with Ja and them but when i got to the hotel he was the only one there. He took me up to his room and he told me he would make me a star if i fuucked him.
So did you?
Well my dream is to be famous, so i figured why not, its free sex for stardom.
What was the sex like?
It sucked. He has this weird fetish of licking armpits. It creeped me out, but I let him do it.
Did you have sex with him more than once?
He told me if I wanted to be a star I had to fuuck him everynight, but the oly way for me to do this was to come on tour with him.
So you went?
I went for a couple weeks, but I got bored of him licking my armpits so I acted like I was sick and he sent me home saying we would finish another time.
What happened after that?
I gave him a fake number and address. I couldn't take anymore of him.
JUELZ SANTANA:
How did you meet him?
It was at at a Club in nu York. I am originally from Los Angeles, it was my second night in town when I met him. I was sitting down having a drink and he approached me and introduced his self.
How did the question come up?
Well, we were dancing for awhile and after a few hours he whispered in my ear and said, "You down for something tonight?" and I wasn't going to back down on that offer, so I went back to his place.
How was it?
It was good. He's really wild in bed, and don't let the 'No homo' stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His dick is like a baseball bat, but it's thick too like a overgrown german sausage. He likes to pull hair alot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.
Were you dissapointed?
In what? In Juelz? Never. We ended up having a relationship after that night.
How long did that last?
About 4 Months, I get bored easily so it was time for me to move on to bigger and better things.
Do you guys still talk?
Not really, but if he's down to fuuck again he knows the number.
YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His dick was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn't a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his cd came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There's a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
SLIM THUG:
How did you meet Slim Thug?
Me and my girls decided to make an appearance at one of his house parties. A few hours after bein' there he came up to me and asked me if I was enjoyin' myself and things of that nature. And we just started talkin' he asked to go to another room 'cause it was too loud in there. So we bounced and talked some more and next thing you knew shit setted off.
How big is his dick?
It was as long as a fuuckin' telescope. It was huge I couldn't mount it with 1 hand. And he knew how to use it. Oh yes he did.
How was it?
He was like an untamed animal. Exactly...he was like a lion that hasn't been fed in a some months. It was amazing. He tore me up. I think I still walk with a limp and its been like a year since then.
Does he have any weird sexual tendencies?
Besides the fact that he didn't take his sunglasses off...nope.
So you would recommend him?
Oh yes. You haven't had some until you fuucked this cat.
LLOYD BANKS:
How did you meet?
I was invited by a friend of mine to come on the set of his video "On Fire", I attended everyday he was doing the video, and each day I noticed him looking my way. My friend who invited me is really good friends with David..well he's known as "Young Buck" but anyway, "Buck" approached me and invited me to an party they were going to be at, I was down of course so I went.
So what happened?
Me and Banks, chilled at the Party and he was straight up with me "Can I get some of that pus$y?" I like boldness in a nigga, so I was all for it. We went back to his hotel, and he demanded me to take off my clothes I did, and it was on. He can go all night, It was the best I ever had.
So you would recommend him?
Yea I would, he can really put it down. But there was one thing I didn't like right in the middle of us fuucking, and I was about to climax, this nigga said he wanted to take it out so I could suck his shit.
Did a relationship happen?
No, he was to busy with G-Unit, but we did stay fuuck buddies.
T.I:
How was T.I. in bed?
A freak! That basically sums it up.
How did you meet him?
I was at a club in nu York, and my girl got us in VIP. I actually was tryin' to get to Nelly, but T.I. was the first stop. He seen me, and started talkin to me like he knew i was gonna give it up. We had a few drinks, my girl left me with him and the niggas from PSC, but it was all good. Then we went to the hotel, had some more drinks then everybody left. We gave eachother oral sex, then we hit every position known to mankind. I never thought he was gonna bust, but when he did, it was all over me.
How big is his dick?
About 8-91/2 inches, surprisingly thick.
So you would recommend him?
Absolutely. Thats the best dick ive had in a while.
50 CENT:
What’s your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His dick is not as big as i assumed it would be. It was probably about 71/2inches. But its not a big disappointment because he can eat pus$y like no other.
How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, i went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.
Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves titties and ass. I happen to have them both so i guess thats why he immediately came on to me.
He came on to you?
Actually he did, i wanted him either way, so if i had to come on to him, or he did, i was still going to get him.
LIL SCRAPPY:
How did you meet Lil Scrappy?
At a club in Atlanta.
What was the sex like?
Should i even answer? Well let me put it like this, masterbation would have felt like a 10in compared to this nigga.
Was he a disappointment?
Yes!! You would think he could do something right. The little dick was already bad, but this nigga cant even eat pus$y right. Ive busted a better nut with my jack rabbit.
Any last comments?
PLEASE, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS FOOL. You're better off goin to bed horny.
GUERILLA BLACK:
How was Guerilla Black in bed?
He was crazy thats how he was. He asked to get on top. I told his ass Hell No. So I climbed on top and rid him for a while then he started huffin' and puffin' sounding like he was about to catch a heart attack. So I slowed down and asked if he was ok and he goes, "Yeah can we take a snack break."
Were you disappointed?
Yes I was. I looked at him like he was crazy and said sure. When he left I put my clothes back on and left. I had to get my number changed too because he wouldn't stop callin' me.
Would you recommend him?
If you want to fuuck in a buffet shit do you.
LOSTGYRL..WYNDBLEW
Jul 18 2005, 10:40 PM
question????
who is being interviewed???
not kool g rap's ex wife..
jayhustler
Jul 19 2005, 12:57 PM
| QUOTE |
| So I slowed down and asked if he was ok and he goes, "Yeah can we take a snack break." |
LMAO!!!!
YoungHood
Aug 1 2005, 12:37 AM
saw this on anotha sight but she forgot about these had me rolling especially usher
JIM JONES:
What's your story?
I had a relationship with Jim, it was based on sex though. The
relationship lasted for a good four months, until his baby's mom started gettin
all b!tchy with him because he wasnt spending time with the baby. He
was spending all his time and giving all his dick and money to me.
How did you meet?
Well I was visiting my cousin in Harlem for like 6 months and the first
day we got really bored just chilling in her house, so we left and
walked around. We came up to this store (I can't remember what the name was..) and we seen these three sexy ass guys posted up infront of the store. Of course my cousin and I being a couple of dymes, they spit some game at us. My cousin was all up under one of the dudes, I guess she knew him. Then Jim walked up to me and asked me if me and my cousin would chill with him and his boys. We said yes and then left with the guys to their house.
So what happened?
We got to the house, and we was all chilling, talking, laughing and
smoking blunts. Me being the freak I am, when I get high I turn horny. So
I was all up on Jim's dick, grinding, just all around not giving a fuuck
who all was in the room. After all the dry sex we got up and walked to
Jim's room and he threw my on the bed and he pulled his pants down, and thats when I saw THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN. I was horny and wet just looking at his dick. I told him to fuuck me now and we fuucked that whole night. I ended up staying the night at that house. When I woke up that morning I seen my cousin with her head layed across one of Jim's
friends laps. So I woke her ass up and we showered and then I gave Jim my telephone number and we bounced.
Were you dissapointed?HELL TO THE NO. That man has the biggest dick EVER. You see I said the
relationship lasted about four months!! The sex was AWESOME.
But wait, what happened after you guys had sex?
Well he had my number and as soon as I got in the house he called me.
We chilled more and more. The pus$y must have been good to him because he started spending money on me like I was wifey or something. I wasn't mad at it though.
What ended the relationship?
Lord, It was a bunch of drama with his babys mother. The b!tch was
basically hating on me because I had her babys father wrapped around my finger, and in my pus$y everynight. We ended up coming across each other in the streets and we fought like two grown ass men at that store I met Jim at. Oh and you best believe I kicked that b!tches ass.
RAZ-B:
What happened with you and Raz-b?
Well I met him at a club last year and he asked me to dance, and I'm a nice person so I said yes. I had no idea who he was until he showed me a picture of B2K.
So you weren't a B2K fan I assume?
Well I never really cared for them, but the one with the braids looked like a good bang.
Okay so did you actually have sex with Raz-b or what?
Yes, unfortunately. I thought it would be better than it was. He had a nice stomach at the time, but his dick looked like a pencil and he kept insisting on having sex to his song "B2K Is Hot."
Was this a one night stand?
Yes, I would never have sex with him again if my life depended on it. He was weird, made strange noises, I could have sworn he was mooing like a cow at one point, and it only lasted about 7 or 8 minutes. I didn't even orgasm.
What happened after that?
I told him I had to go and he asked me for my number so we could do this again sometime. I pretended I didn't hear him and walked out the room and never looked back.
USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fuucked him.
Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "fuucked" and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was fuucking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his dick is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol' boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you'd want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I'd fuuck Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher
again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
Irv Pussy:
Where did you meet Irv?
I was at a Ja Rule concert a few years ago and i saw him outside. We started to talk and he said we should meet up at their hotel later.
What happened at the hotel?
See I was thinking that I would be hanging around with Ja and them but when i got to the hotel he was the only one there. He took me up to his room and he told me he would make me a star if i fuucked him.
So did you?
Well my dream is to be famous, so i figured why not, its free sex for stardom.
What was the sex like?
It sucked. He has this weird fetish of licking armpits. It creeped me out, but I let him do it.
Did you have sex with him more than once?
He told me if I wanted to be a star I had to fuuck him everynight, but the oly way for me to do this was to come on tour with him.
So you went?
I went for a couple weeks, but I got bored of him licking my armpits so I acted like I was sick and he sent me home saying we would finish another time.
What happened after that?
I gave him a fake number and address. I couldn't take anymore of him.
JUELZ SANTANA:
How did you meet him?
It was at at a Club in nu York. I am originally from Los Angeles, it was my second night in town when I met him. I was sitting down having a drink and he approached me and introduced his self.
How did the question come up?
Well, we were dancing for awhile and after a few hours he whispered in my ear and said, "You down for something tonight?" and I wasn't going to back down on that offer, so I went back to his place.
How was it?
It was good. He's really wild in bed, and don't let the 'No homo' stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His dick is like a baseball bat, but it's thick too like a overgrown german sausage. He likes to pull hair alot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.
Were you dissapointed?
In what? In Juelz? Never. We ended up having a relationship after that night.
How long did that last?
About 4 Months, I get bored easily so it was time for me to move on to bigger and better things.
Do you guys still talk?
Not really, but if he's down to fuuck again he knows the number.
YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His dick was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn't a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his cd came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There's a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
SLIM THUG:
How did you meet Slim Thug?
Me and my girls decided to make an appearance at one of his house parties. A few hours after bein' there he came up to me and asked me if I was enjoyin' myself and things of that nature. And we just started talkin' he asked to go to another room 'cause it was too loud in there. So we bounced and talked some more and next thing you knew shit setted off.
How big is his dick?
It was as long as a fuuckin' telescope. It was huge I couldn't mount it with 1 hand. And he knew how to use it. Oh yes he did.
How was it?
He was like an untamed animal. Exactly...he was like a lion that hasn't been fed in a some months. It was amazing. He tore me up. I think I still walk with a limp and its been like a year since then.
Does he have any weird sexual tendencies?
Besides the fact that he didn't take his sunglasses off...nope.
So you would recommend him?
Oh yes. You haven't had some until you fuucked this cat.
LLOYD BANKS:
How did you meet?
I was invited by a friend of mine to come on the set of his video "On Fire", I attended everyday he was doing the video, and each day I noticed him looking my way. My friend who invited me is really good friends with David..well he's known as "Young Buck" but anyway, "Buck" approached me and invited me to an party they were going to be at, I was down of course so I went.
So what happened?
Me and Banks, chilled at the Party and he was straight up with me "Can I get some of that pus$y?" I like boldness in a nigga, so I was all for it. We went back to his hotel, and he demanded me to take off my clothes I did, and it was on. He can go all night, It was the best I ever had.
So you would recommend him?
Yea I would, he can really put it down. But there was one thing I didn't like right in the middle of us fuucking, and I was about to climax, this nigga said he wanted to take it out so I could suck his shit.
Did a relationship happen?
No, he was to busy with G-Unit, but we did stay fuuck buddies.
T.I:
How was T.I. in bed?
A freak! That basically sums it up.
How did you meet him?
I was at a club in nu York, and my girl got us in VIP. I actually was tryin' to get to Nelly, but T.I. was the first stop. He seen me, and started talkin to me like he knew i was gonna give it up. We had a few drinks, my girl left me with him and the niggas from PSC, but it was all good. Then we went to the hotel, had some more drinks then everybody left. We gave eachother oral sex, then we hit every position known to mankind. I never thought he was gonna bust, but when he did, it was all over me.
How big is his dick?
About 8-91/2 inches, surprisingly thick.
So you would recommend him?
Absolutely. Thats the best dick ive had in a while.
50 CENT:
What’s your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His dick is not as big as i assumed it would be. It was probably about 71/2inches. But its not a big disappointment because he can eat pus$y like no other.
How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, i went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.
Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves titties and ass. I happen to have them both so i guess thats why he immediately came on to me.
He came on to you?
Actually he did, i wanted him either way, so if i had to come on to him, or he did, i was still going to get him.
LIL SCRAPPY:
How did you meet Lil Scrappy?
At a club in Atlanta.
What was the sex like?
Should i even answer? Well let me put it like this, masterbation would have felt like a 10in compared to this nigga.
Was he a disappointment?
Yes!! You would think he could do something right. The little dick was already bad, but this nigga cant even eat pus$y right. Ive busted a better nut with my jack rabbit.
Any last comments?
PLEASE, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS FOOL. You're better off goin to bed horny.
GUERILLA BLACK:
How was Guerilla Black in bed?
He was crazy thats how he was. He asked to get on top. I told his ass Hell No. So I climbed on top and rid him for a while then he started huffin' and puffin' sounding like he was about to catch a heart attack. So I slowed down and asked if he was ok and he goes, "Yeah can we take a snack break."
Were you disappointed?
Yes I was. I looked at him like he was crazy and said sure. When he left I put my clothes back on and left. I had to get my number changed too because he wouldn't stop callin' me.
Would you recommend him?
If you want to fuuck in a buffet shit do you.