Candy Bars: 25 Rhymes About Kim Kardashian

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    “Elvis would come back as a black if you was hot/You’re just a mascot on a Kim Kardashian ass-shot.” --- Kendrick Lamar, “BET Hip-Hop Awards Cypher” EPIC (Every Play Is Crucial) (2011)
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    “I be with a bitch that looks like Kim Kardashian/Shittin’ on these niggas, not by purpose but by accident.” --- Meek Mill, “Epic” (2011)
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    “I’m about to put a tape out in dot dashes/I ain’t gotta put a tape out with Kardashian.” --- Homeboy Sandman, “72 Bars For Chosenberg” (2011)
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    But warning, fall faster than asses with age slack on the back of a Kardashian.” --- Jean Grae, “Assassins Lyrics” <em>W.A.R. (We Are Renegades)</em> (2011)
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    “Popping shit online, haven’t even met me/You’se a pussy and a Bush, Kardashian and Reggie.” --- Joe Budden, “Hello Expectations” <em>Mood Muzik 4</em> (2010)
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    “Much fun off a half pint of the Jack/My last Vic and a half, a flashlight up Kim Kardashian’s ass.” --- Eminem, “3 A.M. Lyrics” <em>Relapse</em> (2009)
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    “I let ‘em keep Reggie Bush, I’m murking my Kardashian (car-dash-in)/Might as well crash and pass it to Miles Austin.” --- Wale, “Hold Yuh (Freestyle)” (2010)
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    “If we had a team, I’d be Reggie Bush/You’d be Kim Kardashian, your body’s so amazing.” --- Lil Chuckee, “Girl I Got You” <em>We Are Young Money</em> (2009)
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    “Mommy like athletes, I start to laugh again/What’s your last name, ma? Kardashian?” --- Cam’ron, “Speaking in Toungues” <em>Gunz N’ Butta</em> (2010)
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    “Look here you act a fool and do the Kim Kardashian/You know these chicks right here with me, so why you keep on askin em’.” --- Lil Flip, “Kim Kardashian” (2009)
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    “Kim Kardashian, oh my God/Swagging in the Ferrari, girl drop that ass.” --- Soulja Boy, “Kim Kardashian (2012)
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    “All my bitches bad like Mike, no homo/Amber Rose, Kim Kardash.” -- Wiz "Spotlight” <em>Kush & Orange Juice</em> (2010)
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    Hollywood Lohan parties people they facing them/Kim Kardashian, body with the waist slim.” --- Nas “Power, Pussy, Paper” (2010)
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    “Got this bitch named Tar, She let me fuck her in the car/Like Kim Kardashian, she wanna be a Star.” --- YG “Bitches Aint Shit” (2011)
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    “You wouldn't think from the things I'm fashionin'/I'd get more bush than Kim Kardashian.” -- Childish Gambino “Let Me Dope You” <em>Culdesac</em> (2010)
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    “Massacre the fans!/Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man.” – Eminem, “We Made You” <em>Relapse</em> (2009)
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    “Wait…A minute like Kim and Ray J/Day sound like the bassline on Dre Day.” --Danny Brown, “DillaBOT vs. <em>The Hybrid” Jay Stay Paid</em> (2009)
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    “Now the hoes is down for taking pictures cause you're flashin'/ You can't even imagine, maybe Kim Kardashian/Number one song, get a grammy, now I'm smashin.” --- Big KRIT “Hometown Hero” <em>K.R.I.T. Wuz Here</em> (2010)
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    “Okay so when I’m in the hills I hang with Kristin Cavallari/And when I’m in Miami I’m with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe.” -- Nicki Minaj “Girls Fall Like Dominoes” <em>Pink Friday (2011)</em>
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    “Love to the money like a sextape/I'm talking Kim K, I'm talking Ray J.”-- Gucci Mane “Making Love to the Money” <em>The Appeal: Georgia's Most Wanted </em>(2010)
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    “I don't really get you, see what the problem is/Keeping up with Khloe and Kim, not the Obamas’s” --- Wale, “Center of Attention” <em>Attention Deficit</em> (2009)
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    "In Playboy Mags, like Stacy Dash, or Kim Kardashian be a lady 'bout it." - Kanye West, "Digital Girl" <em>Intuition</em> (2009)
  • EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian takes a morning walk on the beach in Miami
    "Try imagining something passionate, between you Cassie and Kim Kardashian." - Kanye West, "Stay Up" <em>The Death of Adam</em> (2008)
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    "And I'll admit I had fell in love with Kim, around the same time she had fell in love with him." - Kanye West, "Theraflu" (2012)
  • Candy Bars: 25 Rhymes About Kim Kardashian
    Candy Bars: 25 Rhymes About Kim Kardashian
    Even before Kanye West exclaimed his love for Kim Kardashian on “Theraflu” last week, MCs had a hard time keeping the luscious heiress’ name out of their mouths. From Wale to Big K.R.I.T., Kim’s name has been on the tip of every Eye Candy-loving MC’s tongue since the release of her and Ray J's infamous sex tape in 2007. Lately, the <em>XXL</em> staff has been collecting “Candy Bars,” or lyrics that relate to the staff's favorite Eye Candies. To give readers a taste, here are <em>XXL</em>'s 25 favorite Kim Kardashian Candy Bars. —<em>XXL Staff</em>
  • http://MYSPACE.COM HELTAH SIN SAY

    I HATE TO SAY IT BUT, BEING FROM LOS ANGELES, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANY OTHER HOT ASS MEXICAN AMERICAN WHORE IN THE GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA! SHE DONT LOOK WHITE AND SHE DONT LOOK BLACK OR ARMENIAN! GO TO GLENDALE CALIFORNIA IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT REAL ARMENIANS LOOK LIKE! ………………

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    Who the fuxx is this guy?who the fuck let him in???//Heltah sin say?

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  • LATINO

    HELTAH SIN SAY? WHAT THE F#?& IS THAT,I GUESS YOU ARE A FUCKING NATIVE AMERICAN,IT SEEMS THAT U ARE SUCH A GAY