Sometimes I get compared to a crazy person. A raving lunatic. Seriously, Dexter. I act like him.
My dream date would be with I don’t know…somebody I like.
Tattoos turns me on. I just got one removed. It was on my thigh and Felix the Cat smoking a joint. I got it at 15. I was the utmost awesome 15-year-old you’ll ever meet.
My best body part is my hands because they’re like Jack the Pumpkin King’s from Nightmare Before Christmas.
I would never say stop in the bedroom.
The key to great sex is being emotionally into that person.
Sex with me is awesome.
The craziest place I’ve ever had sex is the playground. It was in high school . . . a beautiful time. That’s the safe answer.
In 10 years I’ll be hopefully sane.