It's time someone rectifies Maxim's cringe-worthy "Hot" 100 list. If this is what the Maxim staff picks in a perfect world, we'd hate to see who they date in reality. JWOWW, but no Beyonce? Come on, son! The list is looking pretty pale, too. Less than 20 percent out of 100 are women of color.

But this isn't about race. Hot is hot. Period. That being said, XXL Eye Candy offers its counter to Maxim's Hot 100. No grenades allowed.—XXL Staff

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