It's time someone rectifies Maxim's cringe-worthy "Hot" 100 list. If this is what the Maxim staff picks in a perfect world, we'd hate to see who they date in reality. JWOWW, but no Beyonce? Come on, son! The list is looking pretty pale, too. Less than 20 percent out of 100 are women of color.

But this isn't about race. Hot is hot. Period. That being said, XXL Eye Candy offers its counter to Maxim's Hot 100. No grenades allowed.—XXL Staff

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100. Serena Williams

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99. Teyana Taylor

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98. Solange Knowles

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97. Skylar Diggins

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96. Keyshia Dior

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95. Brittany Daniel

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94. Amazin Amie

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93. Shaunie O'Neal

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92. Toccara Jones

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91. Toni Braxton

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90. Larissa Riquelme

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89. La La Vasquez

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88. Ashanti

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87. Trina

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86. Erykah Badu

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85. Tammy Torres

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84. Rachel Roy

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83. Draya Michele

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82. Maliah Michel

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81. Lisa Raye

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80. Coco

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79. Kimbella

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78. Tika Sumpter

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77. Mashonda

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76. Eva Langoria

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75. Keisha Knight Pulliam

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74. Camila Alves

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73. Vanessa Veasley

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72. Jessica White

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71. Brittany Dailey

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70. Rocsi Diaz

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69. Yaya Dacosta

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68. Vanessa Hudgens

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67. Toya Carter

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66. Adrienne Bailon

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65. Keyshia Cole

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64. Alesha Renee

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63. Joy Bryant

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62. Angela Simmons

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61. Vanessa Simmons

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60. Shakira

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59. Vida Guerra

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58. Jessica Alba

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57. Jennifer Lopez

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56. Roselyn Sanchez

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55. Reagan Gomez-Preston

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54. Jessica Biel

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53. Christina Hendricks

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52. Nelly Furtado

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51. Sheneka Adams

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50. Emily Bustamante

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49. Keri Hilson

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48. Ciara

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47. Mya

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46. Tahiry Jose

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45. Nicole Sherzinger

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44. Esther Baxter

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43. Kelly Rowland

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42. Salma Hayek

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41. Natalie Portman

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40. Sanaa Lathan

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39. Alyson Michalka

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38. Bria Myles

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37. Teairra Mari

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36. Cassie

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35. Nia Long

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34. Tia Mowry

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33. Heather "Halie"

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32. Minka Kelly

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31. Kourtney Kardashian

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30. Selita Ebanks

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29. Dollicia Bryan

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28. Chanel Iman

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27. Megan Fox

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26. Kerri Washington

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25. Emmanuelle Chriqui

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24. Christina Milian

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23. Lauren London

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22. Rosario Dawson

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21. Mel B.

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20. Stacey Dash

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19. Scarlett Johansson

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18. Dania Ramirez

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17. Gabrielle Union

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16. Jessica Lucas

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15. Zoe Kravitz

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14. Nicki Minaj

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13. Eva Mendes

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12. Rosa Acosta

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11. Meagan Good

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10. Alicia Keys

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9. Beyonce

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8. Halle Berry

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7. Zoe Seldana

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6. Sofia Vergara

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5. Paula Patton

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4. Kim Kardashian

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3. Laura Dore

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2. Rihanna

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1. Amber Rose

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