What’s that? No, I’m not laughing. That’s just what my face looks like when I’m overcome with pain, kinda like that one terrified kid who couldn’t stop smiling in Scared Straight. Submitted for your disapproval, Lil’ Jon’s name and crunkafied visage are all over this qualifier for the upcoming 2010 Coon Olympics’ premiere event. Check your dignity at the door. Bring your appetite, though. On the subject of coonery, I’d hoped for the sake of both flavor and appropriate sponsorship that they were using Bojangles’ chicken in this year’s event. A Chicken/Malt Liquor Binge & Purge is the kind of contest I expect ...

If Kanye didn't want us to think he was considering marrying Amber Rose, he would have said something by now, right? He's been more prolific than ...

Dwayne M. Carter, Esq. That has a pretty swell ring to it. Then again, so does Dr. Carter. But, that’s only a rapster fantasy—not something ...

Everybody loves an underdog and nobody was more counted out than Damon Dash when the Roc crumbled back in 2004. First, there was the short-lived, ...

    Had the opportunity to build with the Clipse last week. You already know how I feel about their recent release "Til The Casket Drops". Them ...

I was charging money for album reviews back before it was all trendy. Back in 2004, I joked in a post on my own site that ...

Okay, okay I was on one yesterday. Y’all made some valid points, too; times are hard and buying CDs may not be on the top ...

Sure, he’s barely a rapper, but the homie Taurik put me on to Ron Artest’s blog at RonArtest.com. I can’t stand the Ron on Ron ...

Chris Brown is gradually bending to my point of view, it's just that the TIs won't allow him to. No homo. If his label would have ...