How come none of you fruits told me that Alcoholics Anonymous is part of the Illuminati, and that's why Eminem keeps rapping about kicking drugs and alcohol, as if anyone gives a shit? It's like I have to do everything myself! I first suspected that there was a connection between Eminem, Alcoholics Anonymous and the Illuminati yesterday, when I saw a picture of Eminem in what appeared to be an Illuminati necklace, at the Grammys. There was a post on MTV's zombie-like, asinine list-laden (Complex-esque, if you will) rap blog about how Eminem wore this necklace and medallion, supposedly the symbol ...

A wise man once told me never to interfere in the affairs of women. His exact words were, “When them chicks are going at it ...

If it wasn't already clear that Lil Kim is desperate for money, and that's the main reason she's trying to beef with Nicki Minaj, it ...

I’m not a fan of doing lists. Sure, they’re good for a quick fix and all, but most of the time I just view them ...

The ways in which people listen to music always fascinates me. Everyone has his or her own ritual. Some people still only get a chance ...

It was one thing when Wiz Khalifa was getting pulled over with enough weed to supply Burning Man, and he didn't have the sense to ...

The other day, I had the privilege of interviewing Bryan "Birdman" Williams for this website. One of my questions was how he spent the $1 ...

Okay, let me explain why today's post is going to be so short today. I had a big huge long post explaining the two type of ...

If you went from being one of the most popular rappers of all time (of ALL TIME) to being reduced to playing Branson, MO, along ...