Staying Out Of Jail = Good For Your Sphincter

Man’s penchant for boasting can lead to the downfall of man. That’s the feeling I get each time I sporadically check the various social networks. Not to say I’m not guilty of bragging also (have you seen my Madden ’11 record?), but after a while I’ve realized that being a prodigious braggart essentially does more harm than good for you. That’s word to everybody who thinks their sex game was personally dispensed to them by Aphrodite herself. I still can’t be seen in Madden ’11, though. But that’s for another time. Anyways, it was only a matter of time before the final version ...

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