Comments on: Things I learned watching For Colored Girls

By: Jason

Jason — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:54:14 +0000

Good review all the way thru, especially Janet looking all reptilian and ssssh. I got a real dead love for her nooowww

By: mav

mav — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 00:18:41 +0000

the shit about roger ebert was the funniest shit ive read on the net all year hands down

By: Kev

Kev — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:04:11 +0000

Notice how TP seems way more upset about his friend’s mom fucking him (he wasn’t molested since it’s not like she crammed his limp dick up her pussy, he humped her) than he acts about his relative fucking him up the ass. Dude’s a straight up homo. He’s so gay he won’t even fuck a tranny like Eddie Murphy.

It’s the same shit every time out. Somebody’s on the DL, somebody is a drunk, somebody has a dirty dick, somebody slaps the shit out of their bitch. But if they go to church everything is better.

Does he get Jay-Z points for staying consistent or something?

By: BORN IN THE NORTH, RAISED IN THE SOUTH

BORN IN THE NORTH, RAISED IN THE SOUTH — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:27:01 +0000

Random 5 minute section of “Do The Right Thing” > All of TP-for-my-bunghole’s movies combined. I don’t knock his success, just the product.

By: Sexy mature cans are the tits!

Sexy mature cans are the tits! — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:39:41 +0000

“I thought black don’t crack? Then there’s that scene at the beginning of the film, with her positively gigantic elderly woman cans, for no apparent reason.”

Giggety!!!!!!!! You just gave me a reason to see this godawful movie! I’m going to watch the beginning to just to see Janet Jackson’s cans (got an instant woody just thinking about it).

By: cmoney91

cmoney91 — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:38:09 +0000

you saved me 9 bucks bol lol

By: Zuluboy Wonda

Zuluboy Wonda — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 05:12:02 +0000

Guess who’s bizack?… “..The text message is the way to go these days…” LMAO… there aint no better way… Movie criticing now ha, Bol? Good one son!!!

By: moreffa

moreffa — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:20:52 +0000

I don’t know if it’s a botox job gone bad, or what, but her shit is starting to rival her dead brother’s

lol

classic nigro status

By: EmCDL

EmCDL — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 22:42:24 +0000

Damn man, too man quotables in this one…LOL.

I’d never see another Tyler Perry movie though…they either too damn women-empowering (hence why Tyler Perry is being called on for being a ‘DL’) or way over the top dramatic…I mean is it that damn bad? Sheesh, GTFOHWTBS!

By: eesco

eesco — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 20:47:33 +0000

LOL!!!! Say word to “Those Damn Dirty Apes”

By: Atlanta is full of Flakes

Atlanta is full of Flakes — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 20:39:09 +0000

I was at the theater and there was a busload (Fake greyhound) of busy body, non stop talking, pop corn eating, drink spilling, colored..err black women fighting their way into the joint. Then half of them came late-way after the part where they demand you to stop recording the film and go and get a coke and some candy ($4.50 a box? ‘come on son! Where’s the dollar tree in this piece?) just to climb over you weighing 280 lbs holding a luggage bag and snacks. WTF?! If it wasn’t for the free tickets from a hook up, I would have gone to see “the town” and the dollar show.

By: Moving Sideways

Moving Sideways — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 20:08:47 +0000

“…or did Tyler Perry have his career put on hold, via back channels?”

Isn’t it true that everything Tyler Perry does happens via ‘back channels’.

*walks off stage*

By: yoprince

yoprince — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 20:04:19 +0000

lol @ the 15 minute pregame. i get high b4 movies too.

avatar 3d was so epic.

By: AR-KKK-ANSAS

AR-KKK-ANSAS — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 19:35:24 +0000

he played He tried to fucc grandad!!!!! lol

By: AR-KKK-ANSAS

AR-KKK-ANSAS — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 19:33:12 +0000

Tyler Perry succs harder than a blacc whole in space, litterlay! no “HOMO” I did like like one of his movies what was his name on thier Winston something!

By: John Cochran

John Cochran — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 18:47:53 +0000

I’m a nigga all the way through, but I will never understand why so many black people love Tyler Perry movies and Plays. That shit it the worst.Especially the plays. All that damn singing and shit, cmon.It’s offensive to compare him to Spike. But hey, I dont like church either so maybe Im not that much of a nigga.

By: sealsaa

sealsaa — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 18:10:44 +0000

*Dead*

My wife wants me to shell out the money for her to see that shit. As the late, great Charlton Heston would say, “From my cold, dead hand”.

By: Worley

Worley — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:46:14 +0000

“they’ve got the kiosks programmed to stop selling tickets at a certain point after the movie has started”

Nah, they just want you to watch the 15 minutes of commercials playing before every movie. That’s why I buy my ticket early and “pregame” in the parking lot for about 15 minutes.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:40:08 +0000

“with her positively gigantic elderly woman cans” lol

By: yoprince

yoprince — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:35:49 +0000

can’t believe you watched that tripe. you must have money to blow.

even my poor old grandmother recognized the shitty-ness of that movie.

she was forced into going by some AKA’s who were hoarding elderly citizens into buses under the pretense of supporting black films. sounds like abuse. someone should look into that.