BLOG: The Shit List

Every rapper has their specialty. You want to hear some dudes rapping about selling coke, throw on the Clipse. You want to mellow out with your girl, pop on that Fabolous R&B mixtape. But if you want to hear some shit, I mean some serious shit, it’s all about Weezy.

You see when all is said and done and the rap history books are closed, Mr. Carter is set to go down as the most doody-obsessed rapper of all time. While Cam may have openly admitted to having IBS on wax, it was Mr. Carter that really let loose. All you rappers are talking about starting a movement, but Wayne has one almost every time.

So much so I had to compile a list, a shit list if you will, of some of Lil Wayne’s most memorable poop references. Listed in no particular order…

1. “Money on My Mind” – “Dear Mr. Toilet I’m the shit/ Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick.”

2. “Canon” – “…Bullets like birds you can hear them bitches humming/ don’t let that bird shit/ he got a weak stomach/ Niggas know I’m sick/ I don’t spit I vomit…”

3. “A Milli” – “ …And it ain’t trickin’ if you got it/ but you like a bitch with no ass/ you ain’t got shit…”

4. “New Orleans Maniac” – “ Hi, my name is best rapper alive/ and your mouth is the best crapper alive/ cause you talk shit…"

5. “Thank You” – “Momma told me to smash though/ So I’ma about to smash yo’/motherfucking asshole/motherfucking asshole/ yes I know this but when you get cash out the asshole you gotta be on some shit.”

6. “Successful” – “Tired of hearing bullshit/bring on the cow shit/ haven’t met a smell that’s stinkier than our shit”

7. "Ignorant Shit" – “Young Money in your tummy and we gonna shit/ and get that toilet paper quick like we gonna spit.”

8. "Break Time" – “Now I’m smelling myself/flow stinkier than shit where the hell is my health.”

9. “Filthy” – "I’m the shit/ fuck what you smellin’/stank as I wanna be bitch.”

10. “Turnin Me On”- “…Baby I’m the shit and that’s the only thing you smell around me…”

Bonus poop related lines

“Weatherman” – “They say I’m full of hot air/ then I release the heat”

"Maybah Music 2" – “All black Maybach I’m sitting in the asshole”

Who else gets it in, or better yet, lets it out like Weezy F? Care to dispute the title? – Jesse Gissen