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80 Reasons You Are Not An 80’s Baby Part 3

Donny Baseball
Again, I don’t hate you guys (70’s Babies) but you’re definitely taking up space. Y’all are like old ladies who lives in dope ass apartments on rent control. Just die already b!t$h so I can move in there!!! The 60’s babies didn’t stand a chance because they left the game poor as hell. You 70’s Babies made more money, so it’s going to take more extreme measures because y’all are comfortable. So I got my war paint on! I’m going to put this fight squarely on my shoulders. 

“Old Bloggers aint nothing but old bloggers
They be like “What Up Sicka?
I don’t even know these bloggers
And they still stuck in the 80’s
Wearing rope chains they lame
The game need some new blood baby!”*

*Contains an interpolation of Hell Rell’s “One Blood Freestyle”

41 thru 50) You care about anything this bitter grandpa Caucasian 60’s Baby blogger is talking about:

welfare in abundance, the explosion of the crack epidemic, the introduction of a deadly new disease by the name of AIDS, effd up polyester suits, the tail end of bad exploitation flix, fug ugly ghetto chicks, no shortage of blowed up tenement buildings in our urban cities, Reaganomics in full effen effizect, Billy Dee Williams, White boys and rock music reigning supreme, effeminate r&b dudes heating up the charts, disco, Son of Sam, shags and jherri curls, NBA niggas rocking nut hugging briefs on court, effed the effed up subway systems, no cable TV, the 77′ NYC Black Out, no West Coast (or Dirty South) dick licking, (shit, no effin West Coast), original NYC gangs like the Jolly Stompers and the Tomahawks, Olde English 800, trey bags, no MTV Cribs just cracker jack ass Life Styles Of The Rich And Famous, Dallas, Dynasty, The A Team, Fantasy Island and Love Boat, no lap tops, no cell phones, raw unprotected sex (yes!!!) , no Rolex, no Bentley’s, no MTV, no corporate Black Cards, no Hip Hop publications, no Hip Hop videos, no Hip Hop radio, no Hip Hop clubs, no Hip Hop blogs, NO EFFIN” HIP HOP !!!! Now, if my memory serves me correct, niggas didn’t waste their time getting their boxers all up in a bunch and cryin about shit and their environment, niggas manned up and evolved.*

*Now maybe you can get some real replies. Don’t say I never did anything for you 70’s Babies

51) You’ve never been to Speed

52) You can name more than 2 Transformers

53) You can do any Scoob and Scrap’s steps

54) You don’t own Trap Or Die

55) You’ll be attending the EPMD reunion concert…….I can’t front though, I’ll be there too

56) Your top 5 dead or alive has KRS-One

57) You don’t think Belly is a Hip Hop classic

58) You get arrested and your drivers’ license reveals you’re not an 80’s Baby (you disappointed me Dwayne Carter)

59) You don’t think 2 of the 3 best players in the NBA got drafted in 2003

60) You’re signed to Koch


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