Daddy’s Angel, Kanye’s Hankie and A Bad Case of Gun Envy
Poor Chingy, he still thinks that he is relevant. He keeps showing up to different industry events trying to flash his grill for additional camera time, shouting out his “get it boys“, showing off his Daddy’s Angel tattoo, and succeeding in making himself look like an complete ass. He should really consider a lucrative career over at BET hosting a 30-minute program. If all else fails he could always move to Georgia and become my weed carrier.
Word on the streets is that Snoop will soon be getting his President Carter on over at Capitol Records. He is also planning on making Chingy his personal project by executive producing his upcoming album. I’m not sure how I should feel about this. Chingy has already managed to fall off like a bad batch of dope on his own, I don’t think he needs any help.
Snoop recently settled a royalties lawsuit with one of his former Doggy’s Angel. Big Chan claimed that once the group disbanded in 2002 she was left homeless. I may not care much for the guy but I would hate to hear about Chingy sleeping in a Festiva with J-Kwon.
Last year Jim Jones made some not so flattering comments about Kanye’s choice in clothing.
“Man Kanye’s spaced out. That shit ain’t right what he be wearing. That shit be borderline homo. I can still fit 20/30 thou [sand] in one jean pocket, he can’t fit two singles in his.”
Would this picture be considered borderline homo? I’m just saying. While Jim is the last person who should speak on someone else’s appearance, I would love to hear what he has to say not only about Ye’s new Pet Smart handkerchief but his performance on the Ellen DeGeneres show. You can catch Kanye and his sumptuous bag along with Pharrell in the new video for “Number 1” which should be released some time soon.
By now you’ve probably heard the news about Star being fired from Power 105 for making racist and sexual threats against DJ Envy’s family. Star basically took a page out of the “Mike Tyson Guide To Saying Crazy Shit You’ll Later Regret” and blasted Envy and his family on air. The shit he said was past crazy. The only thing that was missing from his little bitch session was him praising Allah at the end. So if you see him out in the club, lean on em. Push a refrigerator off a building on that nigga.
Star isn’t the only one in hot water over all this however. What you won’t read in the paper is that Hot 97 has also taken action again Envy by suspending him for allegedly going after Star with a gun. The station is trying to avoid any more gun drama around the studio so they are suspending Envy until things cool down. Somebody (preferably from Gravy’s camp) needs to shoot both of them in the ass. Problem solved.